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Los, would you cook me if I was a snail and you were a Frenchman?” He asked.
Carlos looked up from where he was scrambling with his papers, a smile playing on his lips. “I am Spanish and I do not want to eat snails.”
“But what if you did? Would you cook me?”
His face scrunched. “No, I would not eat you. You are my Danny, I would build you a little home.”
“A little home? Why not a big home? No, don't go back to stats.” The Aussies' words were caught in the fabric of Carlos’ green sweatshirt.
“Snails are small. I am giving you good space.” Carlos hummed as the book was snatched out of his hand.
“Will you decorate my little home?”
“If you want me to, mi sol.”
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- Part 2 of The Espresso Machines Lovin'
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In the eyes of an espresso machine, do I call for your love. by myzzaa
Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF
14 Jul 2026
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nico and lewis have a stupidly fluffy meet cute at a coffee shop.
happy brocedes i promise.
the whole retirement grid is here and they are living the LIFE.Or.
What started out as a silly little brocedes coffe au, turned crack-esque fluffy romance with the Old Men Grid (my retired babies for life🥹🤞🤞)
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- Part 1 of The Espresso Machines Lovin'
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“Pssst! Nando!” Jenson elbowed him, grinning into the plastic water bottle at his lips.
Fernando glanced around, checking for any cameras pointing at them before shoving both of Jenson’s arms off the table. Fernando felt the tension in his shoulders ease, only slightly, as he watched Jenson’s antics. The water sloshed as it tipped downward, somehow refusing to spill. Jenson grinned as he pretended to focus on the small blonde journalist asking pointless questions. Fernando hears, vaguely, Jenson saying something to Daniel as he leant down to pick up the bottle cap.
“Boys, a question was asked.” Boullier cleared his throat sharply, nodding at the interviewer.
“Fernando, over the past three or so races, you seem to have had a consistent set of results, tell us how you did it?”
Fernando felt his eyes narrow, more fucking stupid questions. putas de mierda.
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a very fluffy and occasionally cracky and beautiful brainchild about all of our favorite homo vroom vroom men
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The Waves Crashed, Though Your Eyes Kept Me Afloat by myzzaa
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 Feb 2026
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“Remus you can’t talk you pissed on me once”
“Pete shut the fuck up we agreed to never speak of that”
“Remus did WHAT”
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“well we aren’t friends”
“we are friends, we will always be friends”they never were friends, were they?
but it had to be “anything but a lover”.or
Nico Roseberg and Lewis Hamilton, the story told over clips of stollen moments and something that was simply theirs.
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Hulksmtashes🛐
Whats up with the scrabble slander💔Versatanic🏎️💥
Nico is scarily good at it..
He's a cheater.Popstars(wet dream)🍾
I am not🩷NICOtineAddict🫶
See.
They understand my pain and suffering, Rosberg.Popstars(wet dream)🍾
Are you insinuating that being my boyfriend is painful?NICOtineAddict🫶
No im indinnuating that plsying scrabble with you is painful to my egoSpiderDaddy👻
Mate
Maybe playing scrabble with him will help your vocabulary
And spelling…..eviltwinkface😨
Hes dylexic💔😭SpiderDaddy👻
Well then
Carry onor
A crack filled coffee shop au about the retired f1 grid🩷
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The world’s a little blurry (or maybe it’s my eyes). by laluneestbelle
Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF
06 Jun 2026
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Isack gets sick.
Liam brings enough medicine to take down a small country.
Somewhere between soup, shampoo and a forehead kiss, things get a little bit complicated.
Or...
Five hours in a hotel room prove Liam Lawson has never once had a normal thought about Isack Hadjar.
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15 Jul 2026
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Pierre added Isack to « French, fuck yeah »
Isack
Fucking finally!
Can’t believe i was excluded from this group chat for so long!
Pierre
« So long » -> 1 month
Isack
Still!
Charles
Well, tbh we don’t use this group chat much so
It usually ends up badly
Esteban
Don’t see what you’re taking about
Pierre
Of course you don’t, you blind fucker
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One unguarded comment in the interview pen sends the entire Formula 1 world into chaos.
Max Verstappen accidentally tells his Omega boyfriend exactly what he thinks about last night's sleepwear.
The broadcast catches everything. Red Bull's PR team scrambles. Ferrari's PR team simply stops trying.
Meanwhile, Charles Leclerc is turning approximately fourteen shades of red while attempting to remember how legs work.
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11 Jul 2026
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Max is bored. Charles is tired. Kimi asks Max out for pasta. The rage bait practically writes itself.
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11 Jul 2026
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Charles Leclerc has spent years convincing himself that Max Verstappen's kindness means nothing.
When a post-race headache and a purring Alpha force him to confront the truth, he discovers that Max has told many people "I love you."
Just not the way Charles thought.
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05 Jul 2026