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“That’s damn near impossible, even for me.” Blaise shook his head. “I think we’ve hit the bar. Is there anyone who would be more difficult to shag?”
His words were hanging in the air when Draco felt a magnificent plan spring fully formed into his mind. Could it work? He thought it could. A grin split his face and he said, “I know someone.”
“Who?” Theo demanded.
“Granger.”
“Oh fuck ME, I can’t believe we forgot her!” Theo was really slurring now. “She would never let any of us get within ten feet of her precious, pristine knickers. Not that I wouldn’t love to,” he leered. “But yeah. Impossible.”
“Impossible, you say?” Draco tilted his head to the side and regarded his extremely pissed friend. “Would you care to wager on that?”
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12 Jun 2026
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*** NOW COMPLETE ***
Hermione Granger’s worst nightmare comes true when she loses a bet to Draco Malfoy, the self proclaimed Slytherin Prince and star Slytherin Seeker, during their fourth year. His demand? She must wear his Quidditch jersey to every Gryffindor-Slytherin match until graduation, a long standing tradition among love interests and couples alike. For Hermione, it’s mortifying. For Draco, who’s secretly been in love with her since first year, it’s a dream come true, a chance for his name to finally grace the back of his dream girl.What starts as public humiliation turns into something neither of them expected, stolen glances, heated banter, passionate romps in the Room of Requirement, and a growing bond that defies deep seeded house rivalries. With meddling friends, over-the-top Quidditch drama, and a whole lot of tradition, The Quidditch Pitch is a story of teenage love, where sometimes, the hardest battle isn’t on the pitch, it’s in your heart.
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04 May 2026
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Secret love child trope, a dark comedy where even Hermione doesn't know it is his. Multiple POV.
Twelve years after the war, Draco Malfoy has become something any self respecting aristocrat should never become: Head of the Ministry’s Magical Discretion and Exposure Prevention Office.
Hermione Granger is working as muggle doctor, with a little more indiscreet magical assistance that the Ministry would typically allow. Formal warnings and veiled threats are only adding to the stress of upbringing a metamorphagus as a single mother - a metamorphagus who accidentally found herself flooing into Malfoy Manor.
Now Draco’s icy composure is cracking, Narcissa is plotting, Lucius has murder on his mind, and Hermione just wants everyone to leave her alone. And Mundungus? He’s just stuck in the middle of it all.
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20 Mar 2026
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During the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry Potter walked into the forbidden forest, died, and walked out with crimson eyes as the new vessel of the Dark Lord. Since then, Hermione Granger served as an elite member of the True Order, isolating herself from other Order members and going on missions alone, not only haunted by the loss of her best friend, Harry, but Ron who had run away after the battle.
Three and a half years later, Draco Malfoy shows up with his two year old son on the Order’s doorstep seeking to switch sides. Together, Draco and Hermione are forced to deal with not only each other, but their own past and confront who they’ve become because of the war.
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28 Dec 2025
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Fuck JKR
Regulus Black is tired. Tired enough that, while interviewing for his dream job he apparently told his interviewer all about his fiancé and child (that he doesn't have). Actually, "told" is the wrong term. "Zoned out and nodded along" is a more fair assessment, really. He was snapped into reality when he started asking more specific questions about his partner. Which, always the compulsive liar and star people-pleaser when he panics, Regulus tells him that the kid being his partner's from a previous relationship and oh, now he's screwed.
James Potter has been a single dad since his fiancée broke off their engagement and disappeared. It's been a year and his friends are trying to convince him to put himself back out there, to date, to meet people, to get laid ffs. James just isn't ready to move on. To get them off his back, he convinces his best friend to stage a bunch of Instagram posts where you can't see his face to try to pass him off as his new boyfriend. Suddenly, his friends want to meet this boy he calls his little star. Problem is, Sirius isn't willing to keep up the charade. Now he has to find someone who looks like Sirius and is also crazy enough to agree to fake date him.
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26 Dec 2025