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Alastor has an intense salt craving that has only ever been satisfied when he's with Vox. Taking care of Vox’s gills is something he’s always considered intimate, a ritual that is solely theirs. Now, with decades of bad blood and a failed attempt on Heaven between them, Vox is ready to close that door for good, and Alastor isn’t ready to let him.
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From Gill-Lovemaking To Gill-Fucking: A Radiostatic Love Story
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16 Jul 2026
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The world was on the brink of ruin, and humanity on the verge of extinction due to a pandemic of organ failure. But thanks to V-Teck, the world was saved with the development of artificial organs and artificial life.
Vox, Model VX-300, is V-Teck’s smartest, sharpest, brightest, and newest android prototype. His advanced strength, durability, degree of autonomy, and capability to adapt to new information has made him more efficient than any other model on the market. His prowess in multiple fields of study and labor surpasses even that of human capability, making him the perfect life form.
Vox’s primary objective: Assist Alastor.
Alastor is V-Teck’s most proficient and deadly Repo Man. His efficiency in the field allows him to swiftly handle any delinquent who failed to make their payments, and repossess any and all V-Teck technology — at all costs.
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Repo! The Genetic Opera meets Detroit Become Human and have a Hazbin Hotel baby together.- Language:
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12 Jul 2026
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Reflections on the Formation and Distribution of Power by Doctor_Briarwood
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
04 Mar 2026
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It’s fine. It’s totally fine that Alastor is back – he is completely normal about it. In fact, he’s got plans. Good plans, nay great plans, to finally get the edge over the Radio Demon, once and for all. And, sure, if he gets more power in the process, that’s fine, too.
Or Vox begins a foray into politics and local government.
Who knew there’d be fine print?
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08 May 2026
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The silence stretched between them then, thick and awkward. Not because they had nothing to say; because they had too much. Too many questions neither wanted to voice first. Too many unspoken rules from Hell suddenly meaningless here.
Vox finally stood, joints cracking in protest. Annoying. Stupid human body. “Look. All I know is we woke up like this. On Earth. Together. With all our memories and none of our powers. So, congratulations, deer boy, you’re stuck with me.”
Alastor pinched the bridge of his nose, inhaling sharply through his teeth. “Let me get this straight. I have been forcibly deposited into a mortal vessel, next to you, with no warning, no explanation, and no immediate means of escape?”
“That’s the gist,” Vox said.
Alastor stared at him.
Then laughed.
Or Alastor and Vox find themselves trapped in Purgatory with human bodies.
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29 Apr 2026
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Vincent is climbing the ranks at his job, investigating a series of murders signed by the same perpetrator, the ‘Red Maiden,’ becoming the face of the local TV news, and Alastor makes it his mission to ruin his days with his broadcasts.
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11 Apr 2026