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Sumeru makes space for a store that sells fine pieces of clothing, slowly expanding that they start importing pieces from other nations of Teyvat. An architect, who cant help himself from 1) appreciating anything beautiful and pretty, whether it be on the walls, fabric or body and 2) impulse buying, finds himself in front of this store. A Scribe, who cannot for the love of God, 1) understand human emotions 2) act like a human, finds himself reacting pretty much weird whenever the above mentioned scenario happens.
In which Kaveh crossdresses and Al-Haitham kinda loses it.
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Al-Haitham's pre final semester was meant to be peaceful. His timetable looks like it chewed and swallowed his schedules up. A perfect semester right before the final, when he would barely catch the time to be lounging around.
But then the person above his flat creates earthquakes with their own hands. And there's a guy who sits next to him when he never asked for a company and keeps talking.
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“So you've never thought what you would do if you were in Madam Faruzan’s position? When she was stuck in a desert ruin, I mean.”
“I have.”
“Ha! Gotcha!”
“But the possibility of me getting trapped in a desert ruin exists. Unlike books acquiring life and crying because I used it as intended.”
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- Part 1 of unusual tropes i put haikaveh in
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Kaveh is in Fontaine for work, and is having a miserable day in a Ballroom party he got invited (because of work) and to add salt to the wound, a secret mission also happens in the same party, but involving the man he lives with in Sumeru.
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GUOSHI IS THIS CLOSE TO FIGURING IT OUT!!!!!!! by VampireFaun
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 Nov 2021
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Mei Nianqing is still proud of his former pupil—and why SHOULDN’T he be? Despite 800 years and, ahem, a little rebellious phase, Xie Lian still had all the qualities of the perfect student: diligent, intelligent, celibate—yes, CELIBATE! Surely he was still celibate, even after running off with that no-good ghost king, right? After all, he's Xie Lian! He wouldn’t break his principles, especially not over someone like that.
But, over the course of a prolonged stay at paradise manor, the evidence starts building up...and to his horror, Guoshi is beginning to suspect that...his star pupil, his pure snow-white lotus...His Highness the Crown Prince...
...IS SECRETLY TEACHING HUA CHENG CALLIGRAPHY!!!
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10 Jun 2026
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Kaveh just wanted to finish his architectural projects, pay off his debts, and maybe enjoy some alcohol without someone ruining his day.
Instead, he’s getting interrogated by an amateur kidnapper who won’t take no for an answer, playing chess with the same amateur who definitely has ulterior motives, and realizing that, maybe, he’s stumbled headfirst into a conspiracy way above his pay grade.
Oh, and the not-so-amateur kidnapper? He’s everywhere.
(Or: Kaveh makes one wrong turn and ends up accidentally kidnapped. Somehow, it's less stressful than dealing with his clients.)
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23 Apr 2026
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signals lost between the sheets by crownshy (bringingglory)
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
21 May 2026
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“Why does it not–” Kaveh’s voice ripped out in a whine. “Have you not thought about it at all since then?”
A long pause. The longest one yet. “Who says I haven’t?”
Lightning flashed through the window, illuminating Al-Haitham’s face. Half of it was still wrapped in shadow, blocked by Kaveh’s head, but he could see the distance between them measured, laid flat by the light. The lightning went. The room went dark. But the memory of Al-Haitham’s wide eyes did not leave him.
What did he want?
“Have you?” asked Kaveh.
“Have you?” Al-Haitham’s voice was so quiet, buried under the murmur of the rain.
Kaveh swallowed. “I mean…I thought that was obvious.”
Kaveh accidentally sleeps with Al-Haitham. And then...keeps sleeping with him.
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29 Oct 2025
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I'm not gettin' in the Addison Lee by Anonymous
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
24 Nov 2025
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Neuvillette, happily married with three children, goes viral on the internet for openly yearning for a hot guy singing in Marcotte Mall.
The guy is his husband.
Neuvillette @Neuvillette2939395 • 23m
My name is Neuvillette. I am the man in the navy overcoat, and my husband is the singer at Marcotte Mall. We are married. We are not estranged lovers, we are not each other’s forbidden paramours, we did not have a ‘messy break up,’ and NEITHER of us are dying. Please, let me reiterate. We are MARRIED, WITH CHILDREN.
Neuvillette @Neuvillette2939395 • 20s
LEAVE MY HUSBAND ALONE.Series
- Part 1 of Influencer AU
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08 Oct 2025