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24 Jun 2026
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i don't think that's how CPR works... by oh_fudgecakes
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
30 Sep 2020
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“So you see an absolute hottie laid out on the beach, and it looks like they might need help! First, check that the person really needs help. You can do this by calling out to them from afar—“
He cups his hands around his mouth.
“Ya~hoo~!” he cries. “Hello there, beautiful! How are you doing?”
“What is he doing?” Lan Xichen murmurs worriedly. “He’s not actually going to do this during the training, is he?”
“He and Jiang-xiong have a wager going,” Nie Huaisang sighs. “If Jiang-xiong can make it through this session without chickening out, he gets to conduct the training instead.”
In which Wei Wuxian's darling CPR demonstration doll has been misplaced, Jiang Cheng steps up as a substitute, and they are both really dumb and apparently gay.
[This was written for the prompt: ""drowning"" ""emergency mouth to mouth resuscitation"" ft. two people who are very clearly familiar with water safety and an increasingly skeptic peanut gallery. Bonus for modern pool/beach AU where everyone sparkles, nobody dies or has more than one braincell.]
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16 Sep 2025
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regulus and his hypnotizing pussay by brotherknowsbest
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Jul 2025
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14 Sep 2025
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В Лондоне бушуют морозы, а Бартимеус всего лишь в очередной раз предлагает согреться. Натаниэль соглашается. На свою голову.
Но, в конце концов, ему же не двенадцать лет, чтобы вестись на выходки своего джинна?Bookmarked by lvge99
05 Sep 2025