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One Hundred by larsons for Ohmalley_thealliecat
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston, Red White & Royal Blue (2023)
19 Dec 2025
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“He’s trying to count backward from one hundred before he comes,” Henry explains, voice low.
“Yeah?” Alex watches the man’s stomach muscles tense and ripple, trying to stave off an orgasm as he pants out the next numbers.
“He leaks almost as much as you do,” Henry says. Then, after a beat, and almost offhandedly, “I don’t think he’s going to make it.”
“Yeah…” Alex agrees absently. “Wait. What?”
Henry hums noncommittally. That pisses Alex off.
“Are you insinuating that I can’t last a hundred seconds?”
“I’m not insinuating anything, Alex. But if we were to get into such matters… ” Henry pauses. “Thirty would be generous.”
“Thirty?!” Alex yells. “Pause that shit, we’re doing this now.”
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exactly what it says on the tin
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Freedom! (I just wanna take you) by larsons
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston
02 Oct 2025
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“Alex Claremont-Diaz, you’re under arrest for the murder of Henry Wales.”
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Plane Boy by 1mnobodywhoareyou, larsons for 60sec400
Fandoms: Julie and The Phantoms (TV 2020)
08 Sep 2025
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She makes sure that Luke’s not actually paying her any mind — his nose is now buried in a battered notebook — before letting her eyes drift down the line of his arm, noticing the way his muscles ripple underneath tanned skin. She can’t tell if there are goosebumps from where she is, especially without her glasses, but she can definitely appreciate his well-defined arms that lead to equally hot hands, his fingers curled around a click pen.
Who knew watching someone scribble across a page could be so captivating?
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A Certain Standard of Living: Time Loop Prologue by 60sec400, larsons
Fandoms: Julie and The Phantoms (TV 2020)
13 Aug 2025
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“I’m going to kill you later.”
Luke looks up from where he’s wrapping up cables for the show later. His face is mildly confused but he also doesn’t look like he’s all that surprised. Bobby’s threatened him with this before, whenever Luke made a stupid joke or got them (him) into trouble. This isn’t Bobby though. Bobby’s as dead as the others. Still, it’s who Luke sees when he looks up.Series
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You send me prompts on tumblr and I write fics for them \o/
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It does mean missing out on things like barbeques and team dinners sometimes, but it’s not as if he would have been able to participate anyway. At this point in his life, risking someone not taking his allergies seriously would mean potentially missing games, which makes it unacceptable. Jackie always makes sure he has a dish or two that’s safe when he’s over at their house, but if he was going to be the one guy sitting and drinking ginger ale instead of taking part in sharing nachos or Korean barbeque or burgers or any other delicious thing he goes in knowing he can’t have anyway, there’s no point in making a fuss about it. He eats at home, has a drink with everyone else, and he calls it a day. Easy. Safe. Foolproof.
But also the reason it doesn’t occur to him that he hasn’t actually told Ilya about any of his allergies until it becomes immediately relevant five days into being at his cottage together.
(how ilya learns about shane's food allergies) (and how shane learns what it's like to have someone who always saves him a seat at the table) (and who also makes sure there's food he can eat on the table to start with)
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“Let me fuck you now,” he pleads, voice rough, but not for lack of sleep or alcohol consumption. “I will make it up to you now, malýsh, please.”
Shane’s eyes darken, his grip on Ilya’s wrists slacken before they tighten again. It’s fucking thrilling.
“You’re not going to fuck me.” He says, voice low.
Ilya blinks.
“What?”
Shane shifts, just so slightly and it’s almost agonising to have what he wants so close, yet so unfairly out of reach.
“You’re not going to fuck me,” Shane repeats, slower this time. “If we fuck, I’ll want a shower and we don’t have time now.”
Ilya fucking whines. Stupid fucking Kamikaze.
“You’re not gonna fuck me, Rozanov. You’re gonna let me get off, how I want. Okay?”
Ilya is actually thankful for the first time in the last twelve hours that he’s still got some alcohol slugging around in his system because he’s fairly certain it’s what stops him from just coming in his underwear right there and then.
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Statement from Boston Raiders General Manager Rick Doughty:
We are aware of a video circulating online from earlier this summer of the locker room celebration proceeding Game 6 of the Stanley Cup Final. This was a personal recording of an adrenaline-fueled moment inside our private facilities and was not intended to be seen by the public.
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Ilya:
9/10 she had frecklesShane:
7.5/10 Medium dick but he ate my ass like he was starving for it---
Shane and Ilya call it quits after the All-Stars game when Ilya says they can't be anything. He says no one will fuck Shane like he can, and Shane takes that personally, starting a two year cycle of sending each other ratings of the other people they fuck
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russianstallion messages hollabackgirl on Grindr for some fun, but then they keep showing up at the same places, conveniently right when Boston and Montreal have a game against each other.
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Shane and Ilya, unbeknownst to each other, are sexting on Grindr while still being rivals on the ice.*SMAU that was previously uploaded to twitter is now on ao3 for ease of reading*

