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    You send me prompts on tumblr and I write fics for them \o/

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    It does mean missing out on things like barbeques and team dinners sometimes, but it’s not as if he would have been able to participate anyway. At this point in his life, risking someone not taking his allergies seriously would mean potentially missing games, which makes it unacceptable. Jackie always makes sure he has a dish or two that’s safe when he’s over at their house, but if he was going to be the one guy sitting and drinking ginger ale instead of taking part in sharing nachos or Korean barbeque or burgers or any other delicious thing he goes in knowing he can’t have anyway, there’s no point in making a fuss about it. He eats at home, has a drink with everyone else, and he calls it a day. Easy. Safe. Foolproof.

    But also the reason it doesn’t occur to him that he hasn’t actually told Ilya about any of his allergies until it becomes immediately relevant five days into being at his cottage together.

    (how ilya learns about shane's food allergies) (and how shane learns what it's like to have someone who always saves him a seat at the table) (and who also makes sure there's food he can eat on the table to start with)

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    02 Jul 2026

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    “Let me fuck you now,” he pleads, voice rough, but not for lack of sleep or alcohol consumption. “I will make it up to you now, malýsh, please.”

    Shane’s eyes darken, his grip on Ilya’s wrists slacken before they tighten again. It’s fucking thrilling.

    “You’re not going to fuck me.” He says, voice low.

    Ilya blinks.

    “What?”

    Shane shifts, just so slightly and it’s almost agonising to have what he wants so close, yet so unfairly out of reach.

    “You’re not going to fuck me,” Shane repeats, slower this time. “If we fuck, I’ll want a shower and we don’t have time now.”

    Ilya fucking whines. Stupid fucking Kamikaze.

    “You’re not gonna fuck me, Rozanov. You’re gonna let me get off, how I want. Okay?”

    Ilya is actually thankful for the first time in the last twelve hours that he’s still got some alcohol slugging around in his system because he’s fairly certain it’s what stops him from just coming in his underwear right there and then.

    or: ilya misbehaves and shane humps walks him like a dog

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    23 Jun 2026

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    Statement from Boston Raiders General Manager Rick Doughty:

    We are aware of a video circulating online from earlier this summer of the locker room celebration proceeding Game 6 of the Stanley Cup Final. This was a personal recording of an adrenaline-fueled moment inside our private facilities and was not intended to be seen by the public.

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    17 Jun 2026

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    Ilya:
    9/10 she had freckles

    Shane:
    7.5/10 Medium dick but he ate my ass like he was starving for it

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    Shane and Ilya call it quits after the All-Stars game when Ilya says they can't be anything. He says no one will fuck Shane like he can, and Shane takes that personally, starting a two year cycle of sending each other ratings of the other people they fuck

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    19 May 2026

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    russianstallion messages hollabackgirl on Grindr for some fun, but then they keep showing up at the same places, conveniently right when Boston and Montreal have a game against each other.

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    Shane and Ilya, unbeknownst to each other, are sexting on Grindr while still being rivals on the ice.

    *SMAU that was previously uploaded to twitter is now on ao3 for ease of reading*

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