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    Draco Malfoy turns thirty with a bitter divorce, a very precocious five-year-old, and an illegal sex-magic device he never asked for from Theo and Blaise. Hermione Granger accidentally activates it.

    Now they’re trapped in Draco's ultimate fantasy involving the inappropriate use of Hermione's bookshop.

    It’s fine. Totally fine. Right?

    Smut, fluff, meddling Slytherins, and one cinnamon roll Scorpius.

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    07 Jun 2026

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    Hermione stormed out after, hair and magic crackling. And though she didn’t avoid Harry in particular, she had opted not to go anywhere near Ron and since Ron stuck by him most of the time, she had stayed away.

    It wasn’t much of a task for her to do so, especially since her room was in the Head Dorms. Though she talked and interacted with him normally whenever Ron was absent, otherwise she sat with Neville, Ginny and Luna, but mostly- to Harry’s chagrin…

    Draco Malfoy.

    At the Slytherin table. In every class. At the library.

    Much to everyone’s confusion and shock, and Ron’s vexation.

    Yes. That fight was the start of his “normal” and “peace” slipping away from his fingers. Or perhaps it was what expedited it.

     

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    AU! Harry's wish for peace and normal in his eighth year continues to be a pipe dream thanks to a budding/secret relationship and a very temperamental Ron Weasley.

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    07 Jun 2026

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    Draco Malfoy stared blankly at the folder Robards was holding out to him. His eyes caught on the words stamped across the top: Judicial Assigned — Hermione Granger.

    Fuck.

    Every bloody Auror in the DMLE knew that getting Granger assigned to their cases meant one thing—your life was about to get ten times harder. She was relentless. Nitpicking. Righteous. She wanted every last detail cross-examined from both sides. She was rigid, uptight, and exhausting to work with. But she also had a ninety-seven percent conviction rate, and this case was Draco’s biggest yet.

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    06 Jun 2026

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    Three years in Azkaban and Draco has had nothing but time - time to seek penance, time to find solace, and time to harbour a lust for the golden girl. But when his release finally comes, Theodore Nott lures him to Allure Club, a decadent haven owned by a mysterious Madame. The line between fantasy and reality vanishes.

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    06 Jun 2026

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    Draco spends Christmas Eve with Hermione, her... interesting parents and two cats who seem to have impeccable timing.

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    06 Jun 2026