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magical boilers and questionable tea by johanneb
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
28 Sep 2024
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In the morning, after getting cuddling Boga and making fun of Cody for his mismatched fuzzy socks, Fordo left behind a business card printed on heavy stock with a classic printed typeface. It read Doc Ben’s: Thermomagical Maintenance: Heating, Boilers and Furnace Repair with a phone number and an email address.
When Cody’s heating won’t turn on, Fordo suggests he contacts Ben Kenobi for help.
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hey! i don't work here by johanneb
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
05 Jul 2024
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The Magical OSHA fic, aka Workplace Safety Hazards
Cody’s routine inspections as a Safety Officer for the Occupational Spells and Hexes Administration have been increasingly disrupted by the presence of a man called Ben. He's being completely normal about it.
“Absolutely not.” Cody said, despairingly, thinking of the paperwork this would entail. He then guiltily checked behind him to see if he had been followed, and let himself into the office more fully.
“Safety Officer Fett,” the menace greeted. “I heard there was an inspection today, I had hoped it would be you.” He was clearly on an infiltration, dressed in the business casual style favoured by the middle management mages of today’s company, Henderson Magyk Solutions. Cody eyed the satchel likely brimming with stolen evidence, and sighed.
“You are the most complicated part of my job,” Cody informed him mournfully, making a note on his report.
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our caches and constellations by johanneb
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
01 Oct 2022
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Eleven years ago, the Jedi order got wind of the closing pincers of a Sith trap and scattered to the remote corners of the galaxy. Ten years ago, millions of clone commanders and troopers were introduced as the Republic’s new Army, made for fighting a war alongside people the galaxy seemed to be forgetting ever existed. Nine months ago, Commander Cody decided he was no longer going to risk his men's lives for the whims of clueless generals. Now, his decision to save a boy and a man in the desert, and the plan he comes up with to get away with it, will change the galaxy.
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these well made plans by johanneb
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
19 Jun 2022
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On the occasion of Luke's engagement, he realises quite what it means to have a retired GAR general and clone commander as uncles.
Or: Cody and Ben have been preparing for this day for years, they didn't spend the Clone Wars becoming the Negotiator and the Republic's greatest tactical mind for their nephew to enter into betrothal negotiations unprepared.
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the secret that lies between us by johanneb
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
29 Dec 2021
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“I’m going to tell him,” Wolffe says decisively and then yowls when Cody stomps on his foot, hard. Obi-Wan pauses where he is recounting his story at the other end of the three tables they had hastily pushed together, only continuing when Cody gives him a smile and eye-roll at Wolffe. Obi-Wan smiles back, confusion still there in the furrow of his brow, even as he carries on with his story.
Whispering back, furiously, Cody says, “You’ll do no such thing.” Cody cannot remember why he thought it would be a good idea to invite Wolffe and the others out to meet his and Obi-Wan’s grad school friends before they broke for the winter holidays, but it had clearly been a terrible one.
Obi-Wan and Cody have been best friends for years, and Obi-Wan loves telling people the story of how Cody had hated him at first, and they had become friends despite that. There is just one problem. Cody hadn't hated him, he just hadn't known how to handle his crush. With his family visiting and bored with Cody's pining, Cody has to make sure they don't tell Obi-Wan the truth.
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Jackson Healy's experiences with oddly relevant words of the day by Fire_bug567
Fandoms: The Nice Guys (2016)
24 Jul 2026
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Or, five times Holland March took the case and the one time he didn’t
Word of the day: Partner, noun
1. a: one associated with another especially in an action
b: a person with whom one shares an intimate relationship: one member of a couple
2: a member of a partnership especially in a businessBookmarked by johanneb
07 Jul 2026
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the air we breathe by jediseagull for Kaylin881
Fandoms: The Goblin Emperor Series - Katherine Addison
17 Dec 2025
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Idra gets sick and Maia handles it as one might expect: badly at first, and then better with help.
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06 Jan 2026
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non frustra vixi by Aramley, meretricula for fawatson
Fandoms: Alexander Trilogy - Mary Renault
24 Dec 2016
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In 2008, the previously all-women St. Hilda's College at Oxford began admitting men. In 2009, classics afficionado, rowing prodigy, and all-around posh bastard Alexander Macedon decided his new ambition was to join his best friend at Hilda's and start a men's rowing dynasty.
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- Part 25 of Yuletide Stories
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Bookmarked by johanneb
21 Sep 2025
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Patrick is a little different from Tashi. It's not that he doesn't get possessive — he's always been handsy, and Art's seen the way he goes a little cross-eyed when his come ends up somewhere on Art's skin, fingers tracing through it like he wants to rub it in.
It's just that he seems to crave being covered in Art's scent so much more acutely. Like where Tashi needs to make sure everyone knows they belong to her, Patrick needs to be sure everyone knows he belongs to them.
Bookmarked by johanneb
30 May 2025
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Fraser is celebrating a certain birthday and an unexpected visitor brings him the perfect gift.