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The Boss by Empress_of_Narnia
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
23 Jun 2026
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Ilya began to feel something like horror take seed in his chest. "So then she thinks... she thinks Shane takes care of both of us?"
Harris, completely grinning again, said: "Dogs watch people, Ilya. They learn social relationships and learn who listens to whom."
Then the fatal blow: "From Anya's perspective, Shane comes into the home, distributes resources, organises activities, corrects behaviour, establishes most routine, —“
"And tells you both what to do." Harris finished. "And both of you listen."
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Shane Hollander Walks Ilya Rozanov Like A Dog And Anya Knows It
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22 Jul 2026
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“Hollander’s Metros have had a challenging few years, with back-to-back knee injuries and a concussion keeping the two-time Stanley Cup winner and Olympic gold medalist off the ice for three consecutive postseason runs. Hollander is apparently back to fighting trim, but everyone’s wondering if that will still be true come April. The Metros have promised that they’re behind their franchise star one hundred percent, but there are signs they might be hedging their bets. The Metros announced last week that they have penned a deal with San Francisco’s dynamic young Russian star, center Ilya Rozanov. The move has sent shockwaves through MLH, as San Francisco was widely expected to sign a contract extension with Rozanov, who became a restricted free agent in June.”
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15 Jul 2026
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Shane Hollander gets an A in Tourist by Reader115
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
16 May 2026
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Shane decides he should let everyone believe he has a hook-up in every city, so it will no longer seem suspicious that he always disappears in Boston.
While Shane is proud of himself for the ruse and for the ability to explore new places after away games, Ilya handles the new rumor with grace and dignity. Which is to say he suddenly feels the need to text and maybe even call Shane on his roadies to see if he can keep him occupied.
Based on a Tumblr post listed below.
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- English
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- 6,282
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14 Jul 2026
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I'll be Jane by gurlsrool
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
27 Jan 2026
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It’s not going viral because Jane’s true identity was exposed—or even because Ilya was blatantly sexting in public. That part’s as expected as Shane doing yoga or any human being on earth breathing.
No, the texts are going viral because no one can believe how bad this “Jane” is at sexting.
The women of the world are outraged. The men of the world are baffled. No one can understand why Ilya Rozanov, whose abs have their own fan club, is wasting his time on ‘a piece of cardboard that wished to be turned into a real girl’ (this particular joke has 300k likes and counting).
Or: After a social media trend mocks Shane's sexting skills, he tries to improve them. It goes about as poorly as you'd expect.
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- English
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- 7,196
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13 Jul 2026
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all the things he did by blankjournals
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
29 Dec 2025
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4 times Shane was strict with Ilya and the 1 time he wasn't ft Ilya having an emotional crisis over it.
OR: inspired by the tweet: ilya actually love having a strict boyfriend. like no his bitch do not let him have friends NO he not allowed to be out past 11 and NO U CANNOT SIT HERE!!!
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- English
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13 Jul 2026
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The problem was, Ilya couldn’t quite explain it himself. After a few minutes of ruminating, he finally settles on:
Why do I want to eat my husband?
Top result: Wife found guilty of cannibalising her husband, remains found in basement
Ilya frowns down at his screen. Well that wasn’t it. He huffs quietly in frustration, before backspacing and trying again.
Wanting to squish and bite my husband
The search lags, and Ilya taps the tips of his thumbs impatiently against the screen, chewing on his bottom lip. Finally the page refreshes.
Top result: Why boundaries in relationships are important
Ilya rolls his eyes, on the verge of giving up.
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Ilya has a severe case of cuteness aggression when it comes to his heavily pregnant husband, and he doesn’t quite know what to do about it.
(+ now with bonus scenes of Shane and Ilya being dads!)
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- English
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- 28,164
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- 2/2
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10 Jul 2026
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Shane Hollander has one simple request: Ilya is not to eat his cereal.
It should not be difficult. Ilya has twenty boxes of his own. Twenty.
Unfortunately, Ilya Rozanov has never been particularly interested in doing things the easy way.
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08 Jul 2026
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The Game Plan by FestiveFerret, pouringinsheets
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
24 Dec 2022
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Shane Hollander is the number two overall NHL draft pick and a newly minted Montreal Voyageur. He’s also laser focused on his goals: being the best by beating the best. For him, this means a continued rivalry with number one draft pick—and new Ottawa Centaur—Ilya Rozanov. But when a problem with Rozanov’s immigration paperwork threatens his future in the NHL, what does that mean for Shane’s own career? He can’t risk finding out…so they get married. Just for immigration. A fast, practical, mutually beneficial solution.
No one will ever suspect, let alone find out, that the NHL’s greatest rivals are secretly married. And there’s certainly no risk of feelings getting involved. They have a game plan.
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02 Jul 2026
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“...oh,” his mom says. “Oh, honey, you were seeing someone? You never said anything.”
“It’s-it’s complicated.” He catches the present tense too fucking late to do anything about it, and he barely resists the urge to either groan or slip forward to start beating his head against the coffee table.
Fuck his fucking life.
“You’re still…seeing this person?” His mom asks, and the amount of control he can hear her exerting is almost painful. “Who is-”
“Yuna,” his dad cuts in, voice quiet, “maybe give him a second, yeah?”
Yeah, Shane agrees in his head. Give him a second.
Maybe give him a decade while they’re at it.
(when shane's old fake id falls out of his wallet around his parents, he has to explain that it was to book hotel rooms before he was 21)
(...and then he has to explain why he needed to book those hotel rooms in the first place)
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01 Jul 2026
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Ilya Rozanov vs The Unintended Consequences of Woke Hockey by Sagebrner
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)
02 Jun 2026
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Forester (Admirals🔛🔝)
So the true way to combat the Bisexual Russian Terminator isn’t with homophobia...
It's actually with even more gay
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You're a goddamn genius.----
The NHL rookies have joined forces to strategize now that two of the greatest hockey players of all time are on the same team and Ilya Rozanov must suffer from the unintended consequences of making hockey more woke.
Mainly, the way everyone keeps implying that they want to fuck his husband.
or: a group of rookies unionize and employ chirping as a form of psychological torture against a one Ilya Grigoryevich Rozanov.
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- 5,155
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24 Jun 2026
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Public Bookmark 739
Mystery Work
Part of Crypto
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
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17 Jun 2026
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In Which Shane and Ilya Acquire KitKats...and Cats by beautifulduckweed
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
31 Mar 2026
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Shane and Ilya are married and back from their honeymoon, so: what's next for the two greatest hockey players of their generation?
Ilya looked over what he had achieved. Thirty-five minutes, it had taken him: truly a testament to his ingenuity, dexterity, and stealth. It was a masterpiece that deserved to be displayed in a museum—shared with the world and admired by the masses for generations to come. Unfortunately, he wasn’t willing to give up Shane to anyone or for anything, even a cause as worthy as art. He would have to make do.
He pulled out his phone, snapped a photo, and sent it to the group chat.
Or: Ilya learns the joy of stacking things on top of other things, and gets Chunked along the way.
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- Part 1 of Lover's Spit
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16 Jun 2026
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Jungle Juice and Gummy Bears Oh My! by Daisycupcake811
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
06 Jun 2026
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When the Rookies make one too many jokes about Shane being “Mom”, Ilya decides that they can then at the very least give his husband presents for Mother’s Day. His plan is going well, that is until one of the rookies opens their mouth.
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05 Jun 2026
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The Fabulous Adventures of Father Rozanov by ShadowhunterTrash
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
21 Jun 2026
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Luca Haas has spent his whole life chasing the NHL. When he finally makes the Ottawa Centaurs roster, he ends up living with the team’s captain (and his childhood idol) Ilya Rozanov. Luca plans to keep his head down, stay out of the way, and prove he belongs in the league.
Unfortunately, Rozanov seems determined to make room for him anyway.
Or: How Ilya Rozanov accidentally became a dad.
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01 Jun 2026
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Modern Lockets by princepixel
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
12 May 2026
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“Sweetheart, your pretty little head is so silly. For every photocard I make of ugly hockey men, I make two of my gorgeous, radiant, pulchritudinous boyfriend. Sometimes three.”
A smile breaks through the heated haze of Shane’s expression. “You’ve been using the thesaurus Dad got you for Christmas?”
“I will beat Yuna Hollander at Scrabble one day,” Ilya declares against Shane’s hip bone.
In the year between the Cottage and the Centaurs, Ilya misses Shane more than ever. Svetlana’s teenage cousin offers a coping method: Kpop-style Shane Hollander photocards to stare at all day long. It's a shame carrying around pictures of fellow hockey players is just not socially acceptable.
…At least, not yet.
(AKA: Ilya's mission to desensitize the hockey world to his Hollander fanboyisms, and the NHL players that suffer for it.)- Language:
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13 May 2026
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Operation Get Roz a SAP by dntat for Lanabean
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
18 Apr 2026
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Bood: And what would this person need to get Roz to settle down?
Roz: must be most beautiful person you have ever seen
Roz: very funny but does not know they are funny
Roz: and suck dick like their life depends on itOr: The Centaurs know that Roz is sad, and probably a little lonely. So they do their best to set him up with someone who matches his specific list of requirements. What they don't know is that their captain has already found that person.
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- Part 1 of Centaurs Shenanigans
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12 May 2026
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a one man advice column by itspeterlosingwendy
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
21 Feb 2026
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[Tweet] @EvanDykstraOfficial: If hypothetically someone needed to get gum out of their toddler’s hair before their wife gets home, how would one do this? Asking for a friend
[Tweet] @roz81: use olive oil. rub into gum. ta da gum gone
[Tweet] @hazyhayes: Get a lot of gum stuck in your hairdo, Roz?
[Tweet] @roz81: no but holmberg does not know how to spit gum out before napping on plane
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or, a childless Ilya Rozanov is somehow the go to guy for everyone's parenting advice needs
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- Part 5 of ilya rozanov: earning his #1 papa mug
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08 May 2026
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shane hollander, solo parent connoisseur by hollanov_1410
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
13 Apr 2026
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Ilya's smile widened. He started fumbling with the buttons on his shirt with one hand, squinting down at them.
"Please don't strip in front of this bar."
"'s too hot," he muttered. "Stupid humid Florida. Was nice in the morning. Now I miss my dreary Canada."
"Well, don't worry. It's waiting for you. All 10 degrees of it."
"With you there, you make it 10 degrees hotter." He tried for a wink. It didn't fully land.
Shane really wanted to kiss him. "Okay, Romeo."
Ilya is out of town celebrating Svetlana's birthday, leaving Shane to parent the kids by himself for the weekend.
How hard can it be.
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- Part 15 of Our House
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04 May 2026
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Trying Something New by brambleberet
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
13 Jan 2026
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Ilya takes his teasing of Hayden too far and upsets Shane. He needs some help letting go of the guilt afterwards.
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03 May 2026
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sweet like honey by theprinceandagcd
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston, Red White & Royal Blue (2023)
14 Mar 2024
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“If I signed us up for a couple's cooking class as a date, would you be offended?”
Henry looks up from his laptop, which is open in front of him on their kitchen island. He tilts his head, brow deeply furrowed. “Why on earth would that offend me?”
Alex blinks. “Because you can't cook,” he explains, pursing his lips. “You… you know that, right?”
“I can cook,” Henry says, but then he scratches behind his ear, sighing. “Some things.”
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- Part 4 of firstprince cute date agenda
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11 Apr 2026