illicitrozanov
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Ilya Rozanov is the cocky CEO of a booming Russian real estate company in Ottawa. Millionaire, playboy and self-proclaimed philanthropist. He is also still dealing with the death of his mother and seeing his therapist regularly. But nobody needs to know that.
Shane Hollander is an ambitious teacher-in-training who has had to put his life on hold since his father's Parkinson's diagnosis. He moves back to Ottawa, and gets a job at Rozanov Inc. as their head data analyst (much to his chagrin).
But Ilya uses Shane for everything *but* data analysis. He calls him at 2am just because he wants to speak, or to ask him what tie he should wear at work the next day.
Shane gets fed up. But he just can't stay away, for reasons he isn't up for acknowledging just yet.
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Inspired by 'Two Weeks Notice' (2002) starring Sandra Bullock and Hugh Grant
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Stede Bonnet, a successful history journalist & archeologist, is travelling to NYC for a 2 week conference. Much to his annoyance, he is sat next to the most insufferable man on his flight, who spilled coffee over his best satin shirt.
Turns out Stede judges people too quickly.
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An Enemies to Lovers OFMD SMAU, also posted on Twitter by @greatpretcnder !
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I’ve known him for 29 years. 30 in September. For more than half of my life, and then some.
On the very first day of high school, the 13 year old boy who sat in front of me in English class, the one with the dark, curled hair cascading down his neck, stopping at his shoulders, turned around to me and said:
“Wanna hang out behind the greenhouse at break-time?”
And that was that, really.
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Stede Bonnet and Edward Teach have been friends since they were thirteen years old, and every time they hung out, Stede wrote a diary entry.
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don't leave me high (don't leave me dry) by emonlispenardstreet
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
24 Jun 2026
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hollyadmirals24: Male seeking help improving at oral sex. Clean, ready to learn and willing to host. M only. Strictly platonic. Message for details.
or: shane and ilya are hockey players for the mcgill marauders. after a disastrous night with rose, shane puts a drunken ad on craigslist asking for help with oral sex. his teammate, ilya, replies.
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09 Jul 2026
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Hi Ilya,
My name is Shane! I don’t speak Russian, I hope that’s okay. I’m also 25 years old and I love hockey too! So we have some things in common.
I’ve never written an inmate before. I don’t really know why I’m doing this. I guess I’m lonely. I’m not very good at making friends or dating. I think maybe I can be a bit awkward in person, but I’m good at writing. So I hope that’s okay.
or Shane Hollander finds Ilya Rozanov on WriteAPrisoner.com and sends him an email.
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29 Jun 2026
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pull up to the window, rozanov by v_velour
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
28 Jun 2026
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In the mornings, afternoons, and nights, there is one thing that is always there for Ilya Rozanov.
And that's McDonalds.
While he does miss his usual spot back in Boston, he's been coming often to the closest one to his new home in Ottawa. It's convenient. Plus, who's gonna say no to a McGriddle?
Unfortunately for Ilya, the breakfast menu items are all unavailable at 1am.
Luckily, he has his perfect, regular late-night order that he always gets. And he orders it with pride, like a white girl at Starbucks.
But the best part of the night isn't even Ilya's food, but the worker at the window.
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28 Jun 2026
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i drew a heart (around your name) by rozsonata
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
01 Jul 2026
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WELCOME TO THE NAYBORHOOD!!
i am Shane i am 7 i live in the house with the blue door
mom said give you a gift so here is drawing!!
i draw every day almost every day
do you like drawing?Ilya and his family move from Moscow to Ottawa when he is seven years old. The boy next door draws him a welcome gift.
Or childhood friends Hollanov told through doodles and notes passed between them. Growing up is hard. At least they have each other.
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25 Jun 2026
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As the Romans Do by kooksie
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
01 Jun 2026
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As a straight man, Ilya Rozanov has never had a gay roommate before, but it’s going pretty well. Shane Hollander is kind, silly, and an even bigger hockey nut than Ilya.
So when Shane starts bringing men over, and Ilya begins to want to bash their fucking heads in, Ilya comes to a startling conclusion: He must be homophobic.
(He’s jealous.)
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02 Jun 2026