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whistle delayed delights by houseofthestars
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
25 May 2026
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“Hmm? Oh yes, take your leave. Unless, perhaps,” and the last two words are said lightly to the ceiling rather than to Henry, “you’d like to earn a little extra.”
Henry pauses. “Sir?”
“I wasn’t interested in the other services at the baths, before. But now that you’ve been sent to me, I’ve decided I could do with someone to help me wash after all. Are you up to the task?”
Oh.
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Gale insists on observing the minotaurs during their breeding season. It goes as well as you expect.
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The invitation to the ball, however glittery, had clearly been out of politeness or obligation rather than any particular interest in Rolan as a wizard. Of course it had. Rolan should have guessed so from the start.
Well, bollocks to this, and bollocks to the lot of them. Rolan doesn’t need to rub elbows and eat bad canapés to know he’s better at magic than half the people here. Fireballing the party might be concerned impolite, so if he takes the Blackstaff portal back to Baldur’s Gate now, he can be home in time for Lia to save him some dinner.
He chugs the last of the flat wine, places his half-eaten pastry thing on Mordenkainen’s toe, and turns to leave. Which, of course, means he immediately walks into Gale Dekarios.
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“Well. Put those things all together, and that’s… sort of what it’s like. Sort of. Excitement and pleasure from holding and touching each other.”
“Hmph. We do all of those things without taking off our clothes,” Monoco says. “We’re touching and holding each other right now.”
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“Don’t blame this all on me,” Astarion snaps, defensively.
The door swings open. “Don’t blame this all on you?” Gale splutters. He’s dressed, but still has a faint smear of lipstick at the corner of his mouth. “Saer ‘Let’s Partake In Some Hedonistic Debauchery?’ You suggested this, and now we’re both missing a day of our lives, I’m missing some very important clothing, and we have no idea what humiliation awaits us downstairs.”
“I think you’ll find you were fully signed up to the hedonistic debauchery, if you recall,” Astarion retorts. “You encouraged it, even. ‘I’m learning to enjoy the taste of chaos,’ you said.”
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The woman laughed "You are afraid."
"I am not."
"You think my cards will summon demons."
Hans stared in shock, heartbeat beginning to pound in his ears at the thought. Demons terrified him, truly one of the few things that genuinely frightened him and this woman had immediately guessed it.
Henry barked out a laugh.
Hans whipped around "How did she know that?"
The woman only patted the blanket beside her "Sit."
"No."
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- Part 7 of Random drabbles/unfinished fics
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01 Jun 2026
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“You’re stupidly bold,” Hans says, and Henry’s smile widens until his nose wrinkles as he replies, “And do you like that?”
“Maybe.”
As he slips into his hose, Henry’s voice behind him starts low then rises, as though during the act of saying the thing, he finds some more boldness to push him through to the end of the sentence, “Then next time, you’ll have an answer besides maybe.”
Next time. A shiver runs through Hans that he hides in the process of throwing his pourpoint around his shoulders. “Next time,” he says, and starts higher than he ends, losing his own boldness halfway through.
It starts at the bathhouse, a drunken mistake, and then continues, and continues, and continues. KCD1 scenes reimagined with more intentional Hansry.
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- Part 34 of altar
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08 May 2026
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Questions For A Wife... by IPegYourBardon
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
12 Apr 2026
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Henry kept his eyes firmly on the road. “Blonde.”
Hans’ grin sharpened. “Blonde,” he repeated, writing it down.
“…Thin,” Henry added, clearly wishing he hadn’t started, “Well… more muscular than thin.”
“Are you looking for a wife or a shire horse?”
“…Small…” Henry made an awkward, vague gesture at where a woman’s breasts would be.
Hans snorted. “Noted.”
Henry exhaled sharply through his nose. “Long legs. Usually.”
Hans finished scribbling, then leaned back in his saddle, looking entirely too pleased with himself. “Well. That’s more like it.”
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- Part 3 of Random drabbles/unfinished fics
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12 Apr 2026
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This was truly the life, Hans thought. Hose down around his garters, a rough hand gripped behind his bare arse, another rucking up the hem of his chainmail, and Hans himself about to empty his balls down his male page's throat.
No, Hans really could not recall why he'd never liked having a page before.
After Hans Capon is saved from Cumans by one Henry of Skalitz, he discovers that the man has a secret: a certain fondness for men's bodies that goes far beyond anything appropriate. Intrigued by his new friend, Hans offers him a temporary position as his page—nothing grand, just some essential training in exchange for saving his life and for providing occasional company.
Only, he can't help himself from tacking on an extra proposition, one that he thinks would satisfy both himself and his new page. He should have known it would spin out of control. Not like it would be the first time that thinking with his cock had got him into trouble, after all.
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- Part 1 of Blood and Bile
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04 Apr 2026
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Twice (but it wasn't my fault) by borealis
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
26 Apr 2026
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Hans has had enough. The people don’t respect him, his uncle thinks he is unfit for anything, and nothing he ever does is enough.
So he ventures out on a whim, gets his helmet visor hopelessly stuck shut, saves a woman’s life, and hears the most magical words of his life: thank you.He quickly decides to do it again.
Anonymously.
Throw in a pesky local blacksmith, one fateful visit to the bathhouse, and a mysterious knight with the same idea (whom he keeps running into)—and Hans’ life becomes something he could never have expected.
Or: a little story about how two idiots manage to find each other twice and accidentally create a local legend.
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04 Apr 2026