hanktalkin
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- Homestuck (26)
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- Dragon Age (Video Games) (17)
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The Serpent Chooses Its Own Venom by hanktalking (hanktalkin)
Fandoms: Deadlock (Video Game)
31 May 2026
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“And this is a sex thing for you?” Wraith asks dubiously. “NOT just some weird predator/prey thing?”
“Wh-? I mean uh, yeah! Yeah, totally a sex thing.” -
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Abrams comes to break the news.
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Nothing like developing Real Feelings eight months into an inappropriate workplace relationship with your boss. And only realizing that because you voluntarily jump in front of a bullet in the first selfless action of your fucking life.
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Frankly, it’s not weird for a robot to walk around without any pants. So then why can’t Lash stop thinking about that fleeting glimpse of Bebop-junk he caught last week?
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the inescapable need for warmth by hanktalkin for TheLauraShow
Fandoms: Deadlock (Video Game)
18 Feb 2026
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“Honey, there’s a big snake outside in the yard, can you go and deal with that?”
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My contributions for the Boots 'n Bombs week hosted by @dontneedadispenser on twitter/tumblr.
Special thanks to someonehasto for providing beta work!
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Tattoo Parlor AU.
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Once more with feeling. Oh. Oh god that's too much feeling. by hanktalking (hanktalkin)
Fandom Team Fortress 2
01 Nov 2017
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A look at a non-traditional relationship between two best friends where just being gay for each other would be the simpler option.
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Contains fics which generally pertain to the the same continuity as Progenesis, Ninefold. Most can be read independently unless otherwise noted.
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Currently doing Boots N Bombs requests. Leave your prompts in the comments, or message me on Tumblr @HankWritten.Requests are closed! See you next year maybe
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Her eyes get stuck on the sliver of neck she can see underneath their starched collar, a smooth patch of skin looking fresh and untouched and ready to be unwrapped like a hard candy.
God, she's hungry.
The wedding night.
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06 May 2026
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There is a hole in the wall.
This is a horror story. It builds slowly, but it does pay off. Expect graphic depictions of violent and disturbing content. And please do try to keep thinking. You can never have too much information.
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Bookmarked by hanktalkin
15 Nov 2025
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Im so annoying to all my IRLs trying to get them to read this LMAO
I love u Tate Wintermute.....
I LOVE YOU WEAVER
*loud sobbing noise* Cherry......
She has no driver's license. She is operating on osmosis, an understanding of how cars work from seeing others drive them. The sole thought manifesting in her brain is Protect Nadine, protect Enid, and the logical extension of that thought is to run down Ryan.
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BUNKERTRAPPED: Accelerated Readers After the Apocalypse by orphan_account
Fandoms: Green Eggs and Ham - Dr. Seuss
14 Nov 2025
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The world has ended. Four young friends born of metal womb and frozen seed (and their twelve other friends) (and their four other other friends) (and their twelve other other other friends) are all trapped in their little bunkers, buried deep beneath the ruins of the Library of Congress....Typing away... And talking about their favorite(?) works of art.
Prose is dead. Exposition is dead. All that remains... Are the chatlogs of the young and damned!
Note: this tale is a little more serious than you might expect! These youngsters aren’t 13. They are something much darker and scarier: 19... They are the worst age, living in the last age.
Also: It might seem like these crazy youngsters sometimes say unnatural expository things.
That’s on purpose! The system loves that. It’s a great way of boosting “discussion points” and “analytic credibility” you see. Those won’t help them escape, probably, but AC allows them access to more complicated discussions that award higher DP, and DP can be traded for “awesome prizes”... Like food and skateboards...
This “story” updates inconsistently and indefinitely. There can be no end, for it already came.
Bookmarked by hanktalkin
10 Dec 2025
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I was really excited to see where this went :(
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Bebop limps into McGinnis’ workshop late one night, battered and damaged after a hard fight in the Bear Pit. She’s more than happy to help repair the damage for free. The only catch? McGinnis wants something better than money out of Bebop in return.
Bookmarked by hanktalking (hanktalkin)
14 Feb 2026
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OUGGGHGHG valves opening and closing and feedback loops and electric shorts....THIS IS WHAT ROBOSEX IS ABOUT GIRLS!!!!
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Humanity never developed FTL. The Prothean archives contained no technology, no Element Zero, just a warning. Isolated from the rest of the galaxy for two thousand years, restricted to their only system, how will humanity have changed when they first meet the Turians? AU, alternate history of humanity and First Contact.