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When Auror Potter is anonymously cursed with silence by being forced to hide his own voice inside his mind, there's unfortunately only one person in the country with the qualifications to fix it: Certified and Licensed Healer Legilimens, Draco Malfoy, specialist in Mind Curses and Afflictions. It's obviously a terrible idea, a disaster waiting to happen, but Draco's never been able to back down from a challenge... especially from Potter.
Features fuzzy cartoon slippers, devious house elves, 90s music, and lots—LOTS—of memories. Ron is annoyingly hot, Hermione sees right through you, Harry is a powerful idiot, and Draco is a reclusive masochist that would buy an entire city if it would make a kid happy. (And Pansy is "5'2, I wanna dance with you, and I'm sophisticated fun.")
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- Part 1 of The Ordeal of Being Known
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28 Jun 2026
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“Holy shit, dude,” Hayden whispers, too loudly, as he pulls Shane away. “No way you were just talking to Ilya Rozanov.”
“Uh, yeah. We just met. Wait, did he lie to me?” Shane asks, looking back over his shoulder where Ilya is now standing next to a short but very muscular woman with long black hair. “What does he play?”
Hayden stops, so Shane does too.
“You don’t know who that was?”
Shane makes a face that says ‘no shit’, and waits for an answer.
“Dude. You are so innocent. Ilya Rozanov, ‘Russia’s Greatest Love Machine’?” Hayden says, like it’s obvious.
Shane looks at him blankly, and then Hayden laughs. Not like, a chuckle. He full on cackles, bending over like he can’t even contain it. “Man, he’s like prolific.”
“At what?” Shane snaps, because he’s getting really sick of not being in on the joke.
“He’s a porn star, man.”
“A-” Shane says, swallowing thickly. “What?”
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Ilya is a porn star, Shane is a hockey player, and their paths cross.
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22 Feb 2026
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Sieun knows that his parents just want him to move past it, to get over it, even if they won’t say it out loud. But there’s no moving past it—not as long as Suho stays like this. There’s nothing to propel him forward, nothing to knock him out of this equilibrium.
In physics, terminal velocity is the maximum constant speed attainable by an object falling through a fluid. It occurs when the sum of the drag force and the buoyancy is equal to the downward force of gravity acting on the object. Once it has been reached, the object has zero acceleration.
Sieun has been falling for a long, long time.
Ahn Suho wakes up. They pick it up from there. (Or: Ahn Suho's cram school for one.)
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- 6/6
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10 May 2025
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you know it all (you're my best friend) by yeonsiieunn
Fandoms: 약한영웅 Class 1 | Weak Hero Class 1 (TV)
17 Mar 2024
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“Are you really crying over that kid again?” A resigned voice rumbles from the bunk bed above him. “It's the third time this week.”
“Shut the fuck up, Jang,” Suho retorts, kicking the top mattress with his socked foot, “He's my best friend. I'll cry if I wanna cry.”
Or, Suho misses Sieun during his compulsory military service.
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- 11/11
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03 May 2025
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Clark struggles with something his Ma might call jealousy after walking in on Bruce and Hal together after a mission. Instead of letting Clark's feelings ruin the Justice League's hard-won team cohesion, Bruce suggests an alternative arrangement: sleep together once, work the tension between them out of their systems, and then go back to normal afterward.
The problem with that plan? It's not just casual, and neither of them can ever go back to normal once it's all said and done.
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- 5/5
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19 Mar 2025
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The door creaks open. “Kei-hyung? What’s going–”
“Welcome, treasured customer,” Yudai greets in perfect seiza, bowing down to press his head to the floor. The light yukata that he’s wearing is so short that it rides up with the motion, and he can hear Fuma choke at the sudden reveal of his bare ass. Still, Yudai swallows his embarrassment, lifting his head reverently to say, “Please disrobe, and make yourself comfortable on the bed. We are proud to offer the highest quality service to our honoured guests.”
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19 Dec 2024
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Now, the words are prophetic, impossible, inevitable; Hinata finds himself laying in bed seven years and a lifetime later considering the possibility that a second-year Miya Atsumu had somehow stood feet shoulder-width apart on the sweat-smeared court of Tokyo’s Metropolitan Gymnasium, pointed a finger at Hinata’s face, and seen into the future.
Miya Atsumu has an attention span of seven years.Series
- Part 2 of north : south : east : west
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07 Aug 2024
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all the tables turn by DivineProjectZero for venvephe
Fandoms: Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
22 May 2015
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Harry Hart has terrible taste in men.
So it comes as a bit of a surprise when Eggsy smiles at him and the predator inside Harry cocks its head in consideration.
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04 Mar 2024
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Idly, Jiwoong wonders what Matthew’s reaction was when he and the other independent trainees entered the stage. If Matthew was just as taken aback. If Matthew is just as afraid as he is, in this moment, of losing everything.
He kind of hopes that Matthew is. It’s only fair. Jiwoong isn’t the only guilty party, after all.
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- Part 2 of Hot to Go!
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13 Dec 2023
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it's all in my head, but i want non-fiction by JELLYPOP (blaspheme)
Fandoms: ZEROBASEONE | ZB1 (Korea Band)
14 Nov 2023
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So, when Matthew choked on his own breath watching Jiwoong walk out and onto the set, that was just another small hiccup, one of thousands that was just glanced over. It wasn’t worth prying into, thank fucking God, because Matthew is a terrible liar and the PDs are very good at the job. They would’ve gotten the truth out of him, soon enough, and Matthew’s entire career would’ve been down the drain because he had illicit sexual relations with another contestant before the show even started.
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- Part 1 of Hot to Go!
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05 Dec 2023
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Zhang Hao flicks his wrist out, making a tugging motion with the wrist that has the silver bracelet on it, a chain practically materializing in the air from the middle of it, connected to a deep ink ring of sigils around the delicate neck of the man who's appeared from thin air as well, expression adorably wide and surprised as he's yanked into physical existence.
Hanbin makes as if to pull back but Zhang Hao uses the chain to drag him closer and walks back until his back slams up against the nearest broad tree, laughing breathlessly at the way Hanbin's fluffy fox ears twitch with surprise when their bodies press together, all nine of his tails swaying and fanning out behind him.
Zhang Hao guides Hanbin's head forward gently until they're barely an inch away, his own breath ghosting over the other's lips. "Oh no, I've been caught by an evil spirit," he purrs, dramatically throwing his arm over his face like a helpless maiden.
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- Part 1 of gumiho hanbin/witch zhang hao
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23 Nov 2023
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the kill by rightdowntothebone
Fandoms: ZEROBASEONE | ZB1 (Korea Band), Boys Planet (Korea TV)
08 Jun 2023
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In the end, there’s no jigsaw falling into place. There’s no gradual realisation, no growing suspicion, no hmm, that was kinda weird. Of course there isn’t — Zhang Hao wasn’t aware he should be on the lookout for fucking vampires. Least of all his boyfriend being an actual, honest-to-God vampire.
Zhang Hao always thought his biggest problem in his final year of school would be the college entrance exam.
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15 Aug 2023
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People in movies and books always say there's never enough words to describe how their lover makes them feel. With Hanbin, the problem is that there aren't any words, point blank. It's impossible to describe what he feels when he looks at Zhang Hao. There used to be an element of fear involved, once Hanbin had realised that this was something that could ruin him if he wasn’t careful. He'd constantly thought to himself that a human being shouldn't have the capacity to feel this much, that something must have gone wrong with his wiring.
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- Part 1 of in sickness and in health
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15 Aug 2023
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i feel fate in you (i feel fate in me) by theotherhalf (jihopie)
Fandoms: ZEROBASEONE | ZB1 (Korea Band)
07 Aug 2023
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The beginnings of a new dream are forming behind Hao’s eyes. It looks something like him and Hanbin, far away. A house, wherever they can find one, in some country where people don’t care about them anymore. There could be kids, maybe a dog, a proper family, a wedding. It’s all swirling together, the endless possibilities.
They should take that Finland vacation soon, Hao thinks.
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15 Aug 2023
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Jungmo goes home for the summer.
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05 Jun 2023
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Jungmo is supposed to be Wonjin's twentieth kill but it never would've happened. He's much too fast.
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04 Jun 2023
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we have not touched the stars, nor are we forgiven by orphan_account
Fandoms: Cravity (Band)
12 May 2021
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It turns out the worst part of Allen Ma’s arrival was not his ridiculous talent—it was not his JYP training or his fluent English or his round eyes. It was that he, unlike anyone else Serim had encountered, did not seem to care about him.
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04 Jun 2023
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Doyoung can’t imagine anyone wanting to spend ten minutes with the man, much less let him put his dick in them. Donghyuck is crazy thinking Doyoung would ever let Jaehyun get near him. And fuck him? Doyoung can’t think of anything he’d rather do less. Besides, he’s sure Jaehyun is awful at sex and has a micro penis to match. He looks exactly like the type.
“Hi, everyone,” Jungwoo says sweetly, sliding into an empty chair. “Are we talking about Jung Jaehyun and his monster cock?”
Doyoung’s brain shuts down.
Doyoung can't stand Jung Jaehyun. One little office rumor flips his world upsidedown.
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15 May 2023
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Kagome, now in college, discovers the tale of Sesshomaru and Rin. Grief can be a prison, but the bonds of love are not easily broken--what is the truth behind fairy tales? Posted from 2004-2006 under the name Resmiranda on ff.net.
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15 Apr 2023
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When Harry Potter unintentionally severs their soulbond before it can fully form, Draco Malfoy resigns himself to a slow death and decides not to burden Harry with a soulmate he's made it very clear he doesn't want.
He's never been selfless before, but for Harry, he can try.
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07 Jan 2023