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    “Who are you talking to?” Sveta is looking with a raised eyebrow, at Ilya’s delighted face.

    “Ah, I am talking to my catfish.”

    “What do you mean, your catfish?” Ilya angles the phone so Sveta can see the shirtless picture on the screen.

    “This guy is pretending to be Shane Hollander on Grindr. It’s pretty funny. He’s cropped the face out, but he’s using pictures from the billboard next to my apartment.”

    Or: Ilya Rozanov is sure he's being catfished- why would the real Shane Hollander be on Grindr, talking to random university of Ottawa students? But the more he talks to Wayne, the more he starts to like him, and the more he wishes Wayne would just come clean so they can finally be together.

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    29 Jun 2026

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    Unofficial full title: "Plugged (Or, How Peter Learned to Stop Worrying and Get It On)"

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    "So let me get this straight," Deadpool says slowly. "Your Spidey powers are tweaking, and the only solution you've found is... jerking off?"

    Peter flushes hot. "That about sums it up, yeah."

    Deadpool's mask does something complicated. "And this is a problem how?"

    "Well, it's not like I can do anything in public," Peter points out, hunching his shoulders in embarrassment. "And it's not really sustainable to, uh, do it that much. As I've learned."

    Deadpool hums and looks out over the city. "I... may have some ideas."

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    Thanks to his powers going haywire, Peter can't focus unless he's getting off. Wade volunteers as tribute.

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    23 Jun 2026

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    What scares Kimi, though, is that it’s easiest for him to fall in love with Ollie, to become entirely enamored with his entire being, all six feet of height and messy brown hair and round brown eyes and long fluttery lashes and freckled cheeks. Ollie quiets the buzzing in Kimi’s skull, neutralizes the swirling hesitancy crawling under his skin with a press of his lips. Kimi’s not quite sure what that means yet.

    Kimi and Oliver, orbiting one another.

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    30 May 2026

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    The Formula 1 Grid is a pack. This has not always been the case, but it is now. A chronicle of some of their moments, based on my own experiences/when the inspiration strikes me <3

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    28 May 2026

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    It’s a perfectly normal Tuesday until suddenly, it isn’t. Every single person on the planet wakes up with one unanimous, overwhelming thought: they are desperately, ardently in love with Charles Leclerc. The world descends into chaos of rose petals and poetic declarations. Every person, except one. Max Verstappen, who has been quietly, terminally in love with Charles for years, finds himself horrifically, catastrophically… normal. Now, as Charles hides in his Monaco apartment, drowning in a global sea of adoration, Max might just be the only person who can offer him sanity. And maybe, just maybe, Max’s version of love—the one that doesn’t shout, but simply sees him—is what Charles has needed all along.

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    14 May 2026