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    Rival celebrity chefs Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov are invited to a live panel about “The Future of Healthy Home Cooking.”

    The producers want lively debate, the audience wants drama, and the internet wants their feud.

    Incidentally, and entirely unrelated, Shane and Ilya have spent the last decade secretly in love.

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    16 Jul 2026

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    From:
    [email protected]
    To:
    [email protected]
    Tuesday, February 17, 09:48 PM


    Subject: Photo Credits
    Good evening, Mr. Rozanov.

    While I’m flattered by your continued attachment of my photography, crediting photographers is generally considered basic professional etiquette.

    Considering this is now the fourth time you’ve used one of my pictures without proper credit, I figured I should finally mention it.


    Best regards,
    Shane Hollander
    Social Media Manager — Montreal Metros


    Rozanov was an asshole. An asshole who wrote articles that managed to insult everyone in the league.

    Shane was not an asshole. He wrote informative articles, ran the Montreal Metros’ social media, and mostly minded his own business.

    All he wanted was proper photo credit. He definitely hadn’t expected it to turn into months of emailing back and forth.

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    14 Jul 2026

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    ILYA: i think something is wrong with me

    SVETA: yes, many things are but what are you talking about

    ILYA: i may not like gay people? it makes me sick i think

    ILYA: I am horrible friend

    ILYA: he was so scared to tell me he likes men in college because i am muscular russian straight man but i assure him i am not like those russian muscular straight men who hate gay people

    ILYA: and now that he gets a boyfriend i find out i am wrong

    SVETA: does it upset you when you see me and rose touch

    SVETA: and dont fucking say its hot or ill beat you for that too

    SVETA: or scott and kip?

    ILYA: no i dont really think about it like that

    SVETA: …

    SVETA: im turning off notifications for you for the rest of my trip

    Or, Shane gets a boyfriend. His roommate struggles.

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    11 Jul 2026

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    -Association of Zoos & Aquariums Forum Admin created new topic-
    AZA CONFERENCE RIDESHARE MASTER POST
    Hey everyone, hoping to link up for a ride to AZA in October? This thread is for you!

    Ilya R.
    hi looking for ride from ottawa one-way. flying out after conference. will pay you for gas.

    Shane H.
    I can swing through Ottawa as long as you’re ready to go by 9 am Mon. No smoking or snacks in the car but you can be in charge of the stereo.

    Ilya R.
    thank you you seem like very safe driver
    Ilya R.
    even with stick up your ass

    Or, zookeeper Ilya meets aquarium keeper Shane on a road trip with only one bed and a whole lot of unlikely animal friends.

    -this fic is now complete!-

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    08 Jul 2026

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    “I (45M) think my son (20M) and his friend (20M) are dating. How do I make them comfortable?”

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    David Hollander consults Reddit for help with his son and his potential relationship.

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    04 Jul 2026