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The Electric Slide by funnel_web
Fandoms: Thunderbolts (Movie 2025), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Daredevil (TV)
17 Sep 2025
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Maybe the lesson they were supposed to learn was indeed the power of friendship. However, Yelena is going to quickly decide that the power of friendship doesn't just extend to this team: there's a young, overpowered vigilante swinging through New York that clearly has just as many issues as any of them, and hard as it is to make new friends, the team's going have to if they're going to figure out how to get around Valentina's new directive: to aid Mayor Fisk in his city-wide vigilante crackdown.
Basically all the old avengers fics where they'd adopt one emotionally broken Peter Parker but instead, it's the Thunderbolts and they are, unfortunately, just as messed up as this poor kid is. They're going to figure it out, though.
In other words, 5 times the New Avengers tried to learn something about Spider-Man, and 1 time Peter Parker let them into his life.
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Terrarium Protocol by funnel_web
Fandoms: Marvel's Spider-Man (Insomniac Games Video Games), Spider-Man - All Media Types
29 Jul 2025
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Spider-Man has put up one hell of a fight. He's taken Fisk down, stopped the Sinister Six, fought countless Raft inmates, and finally saved his best friend's dad and confronted his old mentor/father-figure to get the cure to the disease plaguing the city. And he would've gotten away with it to, if not for those meddling, jetpacked Silver Sable Agents.
Luckily, Mary Jane Watson and Miles Morales aren't going to let Spider-Man go without a fight, even when the rest of the city seems to have given up in the face of his seeming disappearance. They know, to their bones, that Norman Osborn has something to do with it, no matter how much he lies to the cameras, and they're not going to rest until they can prove it.
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The alarm clock rang.
For the first time in Shanes entire hockey career, he didn't want to get up.
For the past few months, things haven't been going in his way.
He didnt want to believe it at first, but he needed to face the truth.
This team is undeniably miserable.
Not bad, miserable.
Or:
Shane decides that his team is horrible and trades to Boston.
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05 Jul 2026
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Till Blood Do Us Part by ElisDndl
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
03 Jul 2026
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Shane runs a YouTube channel dedicated to haunted houses and urban legends and he knows full well that 99% of what he finds is just noisy pipes. Then one night his camera dies at the worst possible moment, he gets lost in a house that looks abandoned and a real vampire scares him half to death. Ilya didn't want to be found by anyone, least of all by a Twilight fan with a backpack full of vlogging gear. But it turns out the last vampire and The Vampire Diaries' number one fan have a lot more in common than either of them expected.
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05 Jul 2026
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Ilya; My Ilyusha by Anonymous
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
04 Jul 2026
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He could still feel it now, the warm-wet slide of Ilya's tongue as he licked a stripe from the sensitive skin on Shane's palm to the tip of his middle finger, shocking a laugh out of him. The head-rush of feeling how quickly his cock hardened against the warmth of Ilya's bare ass, Ilya's full weight bearing down on Shane's hips. The heat of the blush traveling from his cheeks all the way down to his chest in response to the smoulder in Ilya's eyes.
Мой любимый, this is excuse to put sunscreen on my naked body, yes?
Shane gnawed at the memories like a dog with a bone, allowed himself to get lost in them until he felt physically sick, at which point he realized that he needed to switch lanes to avoid hitting the fawn, still unmoving, still unblinking.
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After the Raiders v. Metros accident, Shane comes back different.
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- Part 1 of Hockey Husbands Anonymous Collection
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Shane Hollander's Guide to Winning Free Agency by DistantStorm
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
04 Jul 2026
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Shane Hollander is a UFA on July 1, 2019 at 12pm Eastern. An Unrestricted Free Agent, or UFA for short, is a player of a certain tenure whose contract has ended and can sign with any team of their choosing. If it were anyone else, a player walking to his UFA day would strike fear into the fans and managers hearts. They could lose a player for nothing.
On the morning of July 1, 2019, with Shane Hollander set to test free agency, the Montreal Metros and their fanbase aren't worried. It's well documented that Shane Hollander has always held out for the best deal, and being a free agent is his leverage. Everyone knows that he’ll sign another deal with the Metros.
But maybe everyone is wrong.
(Alternatively: the one where Shane Hollander finds out ahead of schedule that Ilya Rozanov is lonely.)
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04 Jul 2026
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you're a spark in the dark by starkspangledass
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
05 Jul 2026
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When Shane hears his teammates make homophobic comments about Scott Hunter, he starts to think that maybe Montreal isn't the place for him.
Or, Shane joins the Centaurs when Ilya does.
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04 Jul 2026