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    Recently discharged from the military after losing an arm during a training exercise, Erwin Smith returns to the BDSM club he once frequented, hoping to find someone willing to give him control. There, he is introduced to Levi, another former soldier, new to the scene and burdened with a past he's unwilling to speak of.

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    10 Nov 2025

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    Set in a contemporary real-world AU, follow Joseph and Caesar as they navigate the complicated, confusing ropes of their public and personal lives as professional wrestlers, forced to work together as tag-team partners. Will they work out their differences enough to become champions? Will Caesar make peace with the uncomfortable feelings Joseph brings out in him? Or will the pressures of the glitz and glam of showbiz sports entertainment bring them to their knees?

    In the colorful and cutthroat business of professional wrestling, Dio Brando and Jonathan Joestar wage a television war of attrition, with their descendants, friends, and enemies all players in this primetime power struggle. All the members of the Joestar and Brando clans are here, including World Heavyweight Champion Jotaro Kujo and his spouse, Kakyoin, on commentary, creative director Johnny and longtime wrestling veteran Gyro, smart and savvy Giorno and his 'rescue dog' Mista, and all the rest of the beloved, bizarre cast.

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    31 Jul 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 15

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    Law had looked him in his single eye, curled his lip meanly as he stepped in and lowered his voice for the most degrading proposition he could think of on the spot.

    In hindsight, it’s embarrassingly stupid. What did he think he was gonna do, scare him off? Not likely.

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    17 Apr 2025

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    Reclusive bachelor, Dracule Mihawk, is horrified when the property next-door sells and he’s suddenly faced with the revolting fact that he now has a neighbour. A very loud, cheerful neighbour who makes it his mission to become Mihawk’s friend (and maybe more). Mihawk refuses over and over and over again, until circumstance forces him to rely on Shanks, and time and close proximity makes him (reluctantly) re-evaluate his entire life and what (who) he wants in it.

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    28 Dec 2024

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    “This is stupid!” Perona announces as soon as they’re back at the dock. She doesn’t even wait for the boat to stop before she clamors out. “I hate this! I hate you! My nails are ruined! I have blisters! Your dumb boat is too small and it’s ugly!

    She stomps off before jumping into the air, intending to fly the rest of the way back to the castle. Her shriek echoes through the trees, scattering birds and humandrills alike.

    OR: Mihawk is tired of being the only one capable of getting supplies off the island, so he decides to instruct Perona and Zoro on how to sail his ship so they can do it instead. Of course, nothing goes as planned.

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    26 Dec 2024