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Keyleth helps Vax recover from top surgery. They discover... new uses for her magic.
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Once upon a time, in a far-off grove of a very old forest, there lived a construct of the fae. It was not a good fae, no, nor even a wise one, but it had never been said that it was not generous...
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- Part 5 of The Inherent Romanticism of Dragons
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Raphaella lands the Aurora on a planet with unusual snow. Jonny isn't cold. Brian is.
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its taste stays on my mind by toybatteries (fruitbattery)
Fandoms: The Mechanisms (Band)
04 Aug 2020
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Self indulgent college AU. Marius meets Raphaella at a party, gets propositioned, then they both get propositioned again.
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- Part 6 of nsfw mechs
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Statement of Eynah Hornman, regarding a series of accidents while walking their dog. Original statement given July 6th, 2001. Recording by Jonathan Sims, head archivist of the Magnus Institute, London.
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The Inherent Romanticism of Dragons by A_Plethora_Of_Peters, Alienea, fruitbattery, Juan_Pujol_Garcia, lost_in_the_cosmos, octovoid128, orphan_account, OurBoyJace, pleasekalemenow, Sinna (OurBoyJace), tea_time_t
Fandom The Mechanisms (Band)
23 Apr 2021
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Cruel and Beautiful by fruitbattery, toybatteries (fruitbattery)
Fandom The Mechanisms (Band)
25 Feb 2021
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These are the voyages of the starship Aurora: her mission, and her crew's, to seek out new science and distant planets. To create fun, violence, violence, drinking, and more violence. They travel on the whims of fate and fracas, but occasionally Science Officer Cognizi does direct them towards a planet on which to perform Science.
(This is not a Star Trek AU, per se, I just thought the reference was funny.)
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The Mighty Nein in College 2: Explicit Boogaloo by fruitbattery
Fandom Critical Role (Web Series)
16 Jan 2019
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The Use Of Pleasure by princessasterion
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
21 Apr 2026
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In which Camilla convalesces and Palamedes puts his degree to good use.
(CamPal sex. You know what you're getting into.)
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thinking inside the box by gummies (orphan_account)
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
08 Jan 2021
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He was too frustrated to cry, and his usual methods of distracting himself didn’t help. His mind wandered no matter what he was doing, pulling him back towards work. He’d brought some files home the other day, in what he was now considering to be a monumental mistake. No matter what he set off to do instead, Jon always found himself crawling back to those papers, edging through them at a snail’s pace that left him feeling worse than before.
Something had to give. It was for the good of his career, really. There was no way he’d ever get anything done feeling like this.
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09 Oct 2024
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Xiver is a popular and well-paid sex worker on an alien space station, and is most famous for being biologically suited to taking a lot of dick - and specifically, a lot of eggs. This makes him a perfect fit for a group of twenty wasp-like alien businesspeople looking to celebrate a corporate victory and blow off some steam by laying eggs in him. Xiver is confident this whole thing will be a breeze. His safety coordinator, Nacar, has some doubts - but that's why xe's there to keep him safe.
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09 Oct 2024
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with sincere fervour by liesmyth for Raxheim
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
28 Apr 2023
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“Here,” the Prince says, implacable. “In your holy chapel, by your blessed Tomb, where you knelt in prayer every day of your life. I’m going to fuck you on your sacred altar and you’re going to love it.”
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and your terrible awe by liesmyth for darlingargents
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
31 Dec 2023
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“Are all Ninth House girls like you? Strong, silent… chivalrous.” Dulcinea dimpled and shifted on the cushions that Gideon had arranged for her. She grinned, bright and breathless. “Devout.”
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28 Aug 2024