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    “MERLIN!” Arthur shrieked as he dove for his sword. Merlin only groaned, raising his arm to push Will’s hand down as the damned idiot laughed wildly. “Keep your goddamn sorcerer in line, I swear to-”

    “Beware, my prince.” Will interrupted solemnly as he raised his hands to signal complete silence “For my powers will surely turn you into the toad that you are. Bippity Boppity…Make Arthur Hoppity….” He said, wiggling his fingers. Arthur swore loudly. Merlin gave a cough that suspiciously sounded like a laugh before turning to fix his friend with a hard glare.

    “Stop it.”

    “He makes it too easy, Merlin. Honestly.”

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    Will survived the battle of Ealdor and occasionally comes around to visit Merlin…And torture Arthur.

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    Wherein Arthur falls victim to yet another love potion, except this time, it has him setting his sights on Merlin.

    Cue lots of heartbreak, angst, and pining.

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    19 Jun 2026

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    Arthur gets hit with a truth spell and spills a load of embarrassing personal secrets. As happens.

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    “It’s called This or That, Granger. I’m sure you’ll pick it up quick.”

    She glowered at him. “It’s called Would You Rather and it’s a Muggle game, you prat.”

    He made a one-arm gesture of acceptance. “Fine, Granger. Would you rather…” He assessed her then smirked. “Have someone use their hands to give you a back massage or an orgasm?”

    She got the sense he expected her to blush at the word. She stared at him, frustration mounting that he was being so juvenile and making their project take longer than it needed to.

    “Can’t decide?” He quipped when she was still staring at him.

    “Back massage,” she snapped. “I can’t do that myself.”

    He chuckled. “Can’t do either of them yourself, but perhaps you’re too pure to know that. Pity not in the way that matters.”

    Now she looked up. “What?”

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    Or where Malfoy thinks women don’t masturbate and Hermione cannot abide ignorance.

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    25 Apr 2026

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    Merlin accidentally makes everybody in Camelot fall in love with him. Everybody except Arthur, that is.

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    19 Oct 2025