freshlypickedmint
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savior complex by freshlypickedmint
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)
12 Jun 2026
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what if instead of dying, Simon got teleported via wormhole (eelhole? hm) to the PHM universe. that's it that's the fic
title from, well, "Savior Complex" by Phoebe Bridgers. (originally titled "outnumber the stars" but I changed it- in case you're confused!)
Series
- Part 1 of bloodymary brainrot
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just to hide outside your door by freshlypickedmint, solanumflare
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
30 May 2026
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Grace tries and fails to fix his touch starvation, and Simon ends up in the wrong place at the wrong time.
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without any strings attached by freshlypickedmint
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
29 May 2026
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Simon has finally worked up the courage to try something new.
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- Part 4 of bloodymary brainrot
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when somebody needs you by freshlypickedmint, solanumflare
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
16 May 2026
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the much-requested followup for the events of "Like Real People Do," which, if you haven't read it, can be found as the second work in this series. This fic won't make much sense without it.
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- Part 3 of bloodymary brainrot
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like real people do by freshlypickedmint
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
29 Apr 2026
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Simon and Grace... have a moment.
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- Part 2 of bloodymary brainrot
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bloodymary brainrot by freshlypickedmint, solanumflare
Fandom Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
12 Jun 2026
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- 4
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RRR by DarkrystalSky, freshlypickedmint
Fandom The Magnus Archives (Podcast), The Magnus Protocol (Podcast)
25 Jan 2026
- Words:
- 416,534
- Works:
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Rock in Grace by lonelytaumoeba
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
07 Jul 2026
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Gallstone alert on Hail Mary. Rocky fix.
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Most erotic gallstone retrieval ever (medically accurate yearning included).
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Rocky explores his best friend endoscopically.Series
- Part 1 of You are my medicine
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Crossed Wires by cannibalwithfeelings
Fandom Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
15 Jun 2026
- Words:
- 3,632
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 8
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Darkiplier's BDSM Mansion by GammaCapNashira
Fandom A Heist With Markiplier (Web Series), Iron Lung (2026), Jacksepticeye Power Hour (Web Series), Markiplier TV (Web Series)
09 Jun 2026
- Words:
- 19,178
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- 6
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The Butcher and the Lamb by bakdooraccess
Fandom Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026)
17 Jul 2026
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Simon's not a butcher / Grace is not a lamb / They're both just fucked up humans / Doing the best they can.
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- 105,872
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- 200
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pilot study (knowledge gaps) by deervsheadlights
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
07 May 2026
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To Grace's knowledge (i.e. the Hail Mary's database, i.e. all of human knowledge), there have never been any studies done to confirm whether ambrein (a derivative of sperm whale digestive secretions!) actually functions as an aphrodisiac in humans or not.
Well, 15.8 light years from Earth, he's about to find out. Because the cytoplasm of Taumoeba consists in large parts of a triterpene alcohol that is startlingly similar to ambrein — and baby, he's all out of coma slurry.
Or: The sex
pollenamoeba fic you (never) asked for.Rocky utters a wordless little trill, half concerned and half curious. Always curious, and why would this be an exception? If anything, this is me conducting a pilot study on the unusual effects of Taumoeba on the human body, and oh is he ever morbidly fascinated by the many things my gross, leaky body does.