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Draco Malfoy died at the Battle of Hogwarts. Hermione saw it happen. So why is he in her bedroom when she's just trying to sleep (and more generally, have the best eighth year possible)?
Also under consideration: does he have to look at her Like That™️?
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In which Incubus Draco really needs Hermione to take his virginity (it's not a ploy! he swears!) and he's not leaving her or her books alone until she agrees. Full of bawdy jokes, accidental soul bonds, and happy endings.Series
- Part 1 of moon struck you kissed me insane
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- English
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- 49,998
- Chapters:
- 7/7
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21 Jun 2026
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The Greatest Philanthropist of Our Age by briarandbone
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Mar 2026
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Dear whomever this may concern, I am writing as Senior UndersecMalfoy,Dear Draco Malfoy,To my school nemesis who I definitely did not have a massive crush onDear the loathsome piece of shit who dumped me in order to marry a Pureblood and whom I now have to work with on a sodding article for the damn ProphetOh sod this where's my Quick Quotes Quill
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Hermione Granger, 39, mother of two, divorcee, Senior Undersecretary to the Minister for Magic, is forced to work with Draco Malfoy, 38, father of one, widower, The Greatest Philanthropist of Our Age, on the upcoming 275th Grand Anniversary Edition of the Daily Prophet.
Meanwhile she's in the race to become the first ever muggle-born Minister for Magic.
A story told in late night owls, of ships passing each other in the night, and of old lovers who might... just might... get a second chance at love—especially if their children, with their brilliant little minds, have anything to say about it.
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- Part 1 of The Greatest Philanthropist
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- English
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- 17,756
- Chapters:
- 4/10
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- 1
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27 Feb 2026
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It's nearly Christmas and Draco sets out to woo Hermione Granger. Clumsily, disastrously, ...successfully?
Twenty-five moments in and around Draco and Hermione's budding relationship.
A complete series of perfect 100 word drabbles following HPAdvent’s 2025 prompt list.
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- English
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- 2,500
- Chapters:
- 25/25
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 121
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- 160
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- 1,343
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23 Feb 2026
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Arya is the only one of them to have met the Targaryen’s Young Dragon, and even then it had been a short battlefield acquaintance when the Ironborn had tried to take the Rock and a hasty alliance had been formed to push them back. Arya had come back from the south covered in blood and filth and said, he’s adequate, I suppose, which meant he probably was the greatest living swordsman.
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- English
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- 11,189
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 185
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19 Feb 2026
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“You’re impossible.” Her desk didn’t feel like a big enough barrier between them, she’d need to flee the country soon. Maybe change her name to something inconspicuous like Angela or Phoebe. “Absolutely insane.”
“Yeah,” Malfoy nodded. “When it comes to you? I am.”
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18 Feb 2026
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In which Draco Malfoy deals with writer's block and his own personality by the seaside in Cornwall. If only she would join him...and give him an answer to his question.
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18 Oct 2025
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Pièce de Résistance by neilistic, yeuxverts for On_a_whimbrel
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
03 Sep 2024
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Healer Hermione Granger is slowly descending into wank-related madness as several of Draco’s veela samples conspire to drive her insane.
Or; Four times healer Hermione came imagining veela Draco, and the one time she fucked him. Also, they’re soulmates.
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- English
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- 10,443
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
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- 128
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- 1,363
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12 Jun 2025
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Hermione Granger decides to unwind after a long day of work, but after she pops the cork to a bottle of wine, an unexpected letter slips underneath her door… One from none other than the dreadful DADA Professor. Hermione, determined to find out what exactly she did wrong this time, finishes her drink and storms up to his office, fully intending to give him a mouthful.
- Language:
- English
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- 33,385
- Chapters:
- 6/6
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 159
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- 1,715
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- 576
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- 66,081
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08 Jun 2025
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Tea Towels and Other Weapons of Courtship by sportfucker (SportFucker)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Apr 2025
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Draco Malfoy thinks he's courting Hermione Granger.
Hermione Granger thinks Draco Malfoy is experiencing a very slow, very polite breakdown.
Nothing about this is graceful.
They're both doing it anyway.Expect:
-missed signals
-disaster courtship rituals
-deeply amused Slytherins
-Ginny Weasley gives dating advice
-a tea towel that counts as an act of war
-"this is fine" energy
-Hermione Granger, missing every signal
-Draco Malfoy, sending them like distress signals from a sinking ship
-nothing, absolutely nothing, remotely gracefulChallenge: April Showers Bring May Flowers
Aster:
Patience, elegance
Required Tag: Cultural Misunderstandings or Slow Burn- Language:
- English
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- 21,000
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- 1/1
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- 121
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29 May 2025
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London, 1887: Draco Malfoy, Lord St. Armand, is in want of a wife- and his long-time lover and companion, Captain Theodore Nott, bastard son of the Earl of Shrewsbury, knows just the girl. Miss Hermione Granger, newly created Lady Hermione, is the untamable daughter of an upstart nouveau riche doctor turned business tycoon. After meeting at a clandestine salon, Theo knows Hermione is just the woman for Draco to take to wife- that is, if he doesn't fall in love with her first.
Expect: slow burn, historical intrigue, and polyamorous romance
Historic AU, no magic
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- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 169,430
- Chapters:
- 27/27
- Comments:
- 339
- Kudos:
- 857
- Bookmarks:
- 268
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- 35,355
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27 May 2025
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After a terrible week in which Crookshanks died and Ron left her via four words on a scrap of parchment, 30-year-old Hermione is forced to take a leave of absence from work. Unfortunately, it quickly becomes clear her job was the last thing keeping her sane.
When she finds out Harry is investigating the unexplained disappearance of Draco Malfoy—now an Unspeakable in the Department of Mysteries—she finally has a problem to solve. The case sucks her in in more ways than one, and she finds herself tangling with a powerful magical object, as well as Draco's weird and wonderful subconscious.
tl;dr Hermione gathers extensive material for an inevitable 'Am I the Asshole?' post
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Hermione finds herself with not one Malfoy husband--but two.
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It’s 2008 and Draco Malfoy is a secret assassin. It's legitimate - he gets paid for it, and some higher ups in the Ministry (probably?) know he’s out there… killing people. He’s quite good, but that tracks with his dubious accounting of rights and wrongs and his penchant for self-preservation. During his downtime he does a great job of acting like a pureblood in penance... mostly by drinking and shagging his way into oblivion.
This double life helps to numb Draco to the constant feelings of shame and guilt from his formative years in which he was an utter cunt- but everything is upended when his team (assassins can have coworkers, alright?) dies in action and he does not. Suspended and forced to go to therapy, Draco is adrift.
When Hermione Granger re-enters the fray, their hateful relationship that was once fraught with swotty bickering (erm, and the occasional slur) is suddenly tense in a very different way.
How will these two come together? How often will Theo say something terribly charming? Do we hate Ron or is Ron just, meh? Oh, and what’s going on with that one murderous witch who’s out to kill them all (forgot to mention that part…)?
Find out all this and more in: A HARD ROW TO HOE!
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- English
- Words:
- 250,248
- Chapters:
- 30/30
- Collections:
- 11
- Comments:
- 2,900
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13 Mar 2025
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Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy are cursed. Probably. Maybe.
All Hermione knows for certain is that he keeps sticking his pointy nose and other body parts where they aren't welcome: like into her dating life, and under her skin, literally.
Meanwhile, all Draco knows for certain is that in all his fantasies of getting into her knickers, he never imagined it happening like that.
A twist of fate, a statistical anomaly, or a sex curse: whatever the cause, there's (probably) just one solution.
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(In which Hermione and Draco Apparate into one another, repeatedly.)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 36,244
- Chapters:
- 4/4
- Collections:
- 6
- Comments:
- 653
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03 Mar 2025
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Hermione Granger has enough to deal with: a prestigious Ministry position, werewolves acting oddly across Europe, an itch to duel everything in her path, and a bitter ex-boyfriend to Boot (pun intended). The last thing she needs is the infuriating presence of Draco Malfoy everywhere she goes. He’s been blissfully absent for nine years and can please proceed to disappear again.
Draco Malfoy has enough to deal with, too, thank you very much: a resentful father stripped of his titles, a Potion Masters' Guild that won’t give him the time of day, a charity operating from his cellar, and a chaotic best friend with a web of secrets he cannot possibly parse. The last thing he needs is Hermione Granger popping up everywhere he goes and driving him to madness.
A slow-burn Dramione epic in which two indifferent former enemies face their own abundant issues and each other, reluctantly fall in love, and save the world once or twice along the way.
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- English
- Words:
- 461,535
- Chapters:
- 74/100
- Comments:
- 646
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- 515
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- 187
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26 Jan 2025
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Draco awakens in the aftermath of a terrible battle with a purring cat on his chest. He takes the squash-faced beast home to the Manor with him, and they quickly form an unlikely bond.
Yes, he realises it’s Hermione Granger’s cat.
And no, he’s not giving him back.
- Language:
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- 15,174
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 1
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- 290
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22 Jan 2025
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“It’s annoying really,” Ginny says through her smile. “He’s so good with the kids.”
“Who would’ve thought?” Hermione muses, watching Draco’s pert arse as he models high knees. Some of the children try to copy him, losing their balance and falling down.
It really is annoying, Hermione thinks as she bites her lip, watching the fabric pinch under one cheek. Her head tilts, appraising and imagining what his thighs look like underneath.
Or: how Hermione Granger loses her Saturdays.
*Dramione Subreddit 2024 Top One-shot*
Art drawn by teetorini!- Language:
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- 1/1
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21 Jan 2025
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“I feel like—a meteor crashed into my house and I’m the only one who can see it. I feel like a sketch on a piece of parchment instead of a real person. I feel like I will curse the next person who tells me to ‘just enjoy it’.”
Hermione never thought she would be a solo parent. No one told her that it would be boring, and devastating, and that she would be filled with so much joy that she might burst any second.
No one told Draco he'd feel the same way.
- Language:
- English
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- 12,392
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 537
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- 1,050
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20 Jan 2025
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I Hope This Letter Finds You Well by mysterydragonss
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Jul 2024
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Hermione writes to Draco whilst he serves out his sentence in Azkaban.
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Malfoy,
I come in peace, even if hearing from me in this way brings you anything but. Your late wife has named me as one of your son’s guardians, as I am sure you are already aware. I’d express my condolences for your loss, but Theo has heavily suggested to me that your marriage with Astoria was not one based in either love or respect. I shall instead express my sadness that your son will not get the chance to know his mother. I am sorry.
Let me know if there is anything else I can do (unless that would contain the words ‘fuck’ and ‘off’, in which case, keep those comments to yourself.)
Yours sincerely,
Hermione J Granger
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- Part 1 of I Hope This Letter Finds You Well
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 21,362
- Chapters:
- 12/12
- Comments:
- 337
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- 2,039
- Bookmarks:
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- 29,623
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19 Dec 2024
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milkteeth by tkillamockingbird (Theboys)
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
09 Aug 2019
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Ser Arthur Dayne, Sword of the Morning, reaches Horn Hill with an empty flagon of water and a mostly-dead babe.
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- Part 1 of milkteeth
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 84,071
- Chapters:
- 17/17
- Comments:
- 373
- Kudos:
- 1,591
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- 365
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- 63,023
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04 Nov 2024