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Hermione Granger has never been what one would call “lucky.” She’s not exactly unlucky, but she’s never survived a Killing Curse or caught a golden snitch in her mouth, so she feels it’s safe to say that Harry’s the lucky one out of their friend group. But when the entire wedding party aside from Hermione and Severus Snape come down with food poisoning at Harry and Draco's wedding, she ends up going on the trip of a lifetime to Maui. If only she didn't have to share it with the one man who cannot seem to stand her presence. And to make matters worse, they have to pretend to be married.
Ten days in a honeymoon suite in Hawaii with Severus Snape? What could go wrong?
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When Hermione Granger discovers that Severus Snape is not only alive, but living across the street from her in the quiet Muggle neighborhood of Elmbrook, fascination soon develops into obsession with the former professor twice her age. When Snape returns her interest, they are swept up in a passionate affair, only to find themselves entangled in a chain of events far darker and devastating than either imagined.
HEA… for our favorite couple, at least.
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Arithmancy of Attraction: The Witch Weekly Effect by fluxweedstem, LunaP999
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 Mar 2025
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When Witch Weekly stirs up trouble with its Valentine’s special—Ship It or Skip It—Hogwarts becomes a hotbed of gossip, and no one is more inconvenienced than Headmaster Snape and Arithmancy Professor Hermione Granger. Forced to endure the fallout of the frivolous article, and Hermione's discovery that perhaps the pairing wasn't entirely off the mark, they must navigate the absurdity of public speculation, meddlesome colleagues, overly invested students, and the undeniable tension the article dredges up.
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Bed, Breakfast, & Blibbering Humdingers by fluxweedstem for Agneska
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
09 Jan 2025
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“Fuck, yes, Severus,” she cried out.
He shushed her. “We must be quiet.”
“How can I be quiet when you’re fucking me so good?” she ground out, grasping his arse firmly, pushing him deeper into her.
In one swift motion, Severus reached for her knickers—red and lacy—and stuffed her mouth with them. “I said be quiet.”
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Severus Snape has never cared much for birthdays, but his wife, Hermione, refuses to let them go uncelebrated. This year, she’s planned a getaway to the Lovegood family’s eccentric Bed & Breakfast. In the midst of the Lovegood’s eccentric itinerary, Severus and Hermione eventually sneak away for some alone time, where he makes her pay for such an outing.
It’s a birthday he won’t soon forget—whether he wants to or not.
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vinculum animae - the fine art of evading fate by fluxweedstem for D4nce
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Jan 2025
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“The undeniable truth began to rear its ugly head: maybe, possibly…they were soulmates after all. The thought shook Hermione to her core.”
After years of drudgery at a Ministry desk, filing endless stacks of parchment, Hermione Granger steps into her new role as Hogwarts' Charms professor. Determined to impress during her first classroom observation by Headmaster Snape—and to captivate her restless seventh-years—she attempts a rare soulmate binding spell. The unexpected occurs, binding her to none other than Snape himself. Chaos erupts as they’re forced to confront the unspoken tensions between them while navigating the challenges of the spell's forced proximity.
AKA how to lose your soulmate in 10 days.
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Fed up with the rat race life of a Ministry worker, Hermione decides to leave it all behind to open a bookshop cafe.
The only catch? Having to share a stockroom with Severus Snape.
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21 Nov 2025
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A decade after Voldemort's victory over Harry Potter, only a few people know Snape's true loyalties. His new wife is not one of them.
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Anonymous prompt: Severus and Hermione are hit by a curse. The only way to beat it is to get Hermione pregnant within a month, otherwise both will lose their magic. They can’t stand each other and wouldn’t even dream of sleeping with each other, but losing their magic is not an option for them. Will they manage to break the curse?
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Hermione reaches out to the mysterious owner of Silverleaf Apothecary for help when she realizes a deadly, magic-stealing pandemic is upon the Wizarding world. Severus Snape disappeared from Wizarding society fourteen years ago after he'd recovered from his injuries. Now Hermione is trying to drag him back into it. He agrees to assist, but only if she quarantines at his home while they work on the project together. As they discover ways to treat the illness, Snape realizes he might not be so solitary, and Hermione gets to know the man behind her former professor.
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fluff, falling in love, happy ever after, bonding over lit and music, forced proximity
I WISH I COULD WRITE LIKE THIS
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Cut clean and dry dreams by thefrenchpress for DeepShadows2
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Jan 2025
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Years after the war, Hermione struggles with bearing the weight of her past choices. With everything seeming increasingly bleak, it's no surprise that her late night visits to the local laundrette become the highlight of her week.
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