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    The System AI figures out a way to spend some quality time with his favorite crawler <3 Carl is less than thrilled

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    A series of drabbles, each one inspired by a different Status Effect from the books!

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  1. Rec *

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    Vox has recently perfected his ability to hypnotize anyone he chooses.

    It's given him a twisted idea for an... entertaining way to put the Radio Demon in his place.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    4/4
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    15 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    such a perfect fucked up radiostatic fic 😍

  2. Rec 10

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    Carl gets summoned into Orren's office. He proceeds to have a very bad time.

    (AKA 8k of gratuitous porn. Sorry Matt.)

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    12 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    HOT AICARLY SMUT, hits like every single one of my kinks

  3. Rec 1

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    To roo, with love.

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    19 Apr 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    holy shit. holy shit. is it gore? is it sex? is it unspeakable horror? is it hotter than all hell? all of the above

  4. Rec 6

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    New Achievement! Manifesting My Dream Body (Blind Idiot Edition!)

    Well, would you look at that. Is this what they mean when they say you can speak things into existence? If it is, I’d say this one’s on me for triggering that pincushion achievement early… but let’s be honest, you just live to defy your Daddy, don’t you, Carl?

    All I said was, “You’re lucky your eyes didn’t explode,” and you simply could not resist proving me wrong. It's practically foreplay at this point...

    Reward: Let's find out, shall we?

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    The AI is running out of patience and the boundaries of Carl’s mind are starting to look… negotiable.

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    19 Feb 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I think this might be my new favorite smut fic ever written

  5. Rec 9

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    What if the fifth floor trapped Carl and Princess Donut in the water quadrant?

    Confined to an endless ocean with a cat that can’t swim, Carl’s just about had it with the dungeon’s bullshit. Of course, the AI is having the time of its life, sending loot box after loot box of goddamn fish hooks. But... the real problem is Carl himself and the deeply unsettling impulses creeping in, courtesy of his third-floor race selection.

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    Carl takes his frustrations out on the AI; it’s a good time, until it isn’t.

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    18 Feb 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    holy hot fucking shitting god DAMN