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Lucifer thought wearing comfortable shorts to breakfast was a harmless choice. He didn't account for Alastor’s sudden interest—or the fact that the Radio Demon's "judgmental staring” had morphed into a dangerous, hungry obsession with his legs.
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07 May 2026
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Lucifer had a system. He had the candles, the expensive floral scents, a drawer full of silicone distractions he was usually too proud to touch, and a very clear, very bold sign near the door that read: NO ALASTOR'S ALLOWED.
It was supposed to be a quiet night of self-indulgence to numb the seven-year ache of loneliness. But as it turns out, the Radio Demon doesn’t believe in boundaries—or literacy.
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06 May 2026
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Lucifer finds himself in a embarrassing position when Alastor catches him mid-self-indulgence with a cursed gift from his dear friend Ozzie.
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06 May 2026
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"And who, pray tell, would be foolish enough to judge such a contest?"
"Easy," Vox smirks, his screen flickering with a smug certainty that makes Alastor’s ears perk. "Lucifer."
Vox wants to prove he’s the best; Alastor wants to prove Vox is a failure; and Lucifer? Lucifer is just bored and utterly horny.
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06 May 2026
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What was supposed to be a "change of scenery" becomes a trial of endurance for Lucifer as Alastor exploits every physical weakness the King possesses.
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05 May 2026