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“I need a favor”
“What is it?” Naruto said as he brought the bowl of ramen to his mouth
“I need you to be my boyfriend” Sasuke said plainly
Naruto started to choke
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17 Jun 2026
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Even worse than that; somehow, the ten-second long clip got edited into a ten-minute long compilation video of various content creators suffering from the same game's many jump scares.
And even worse than that; the compilation was sent as a watch recommendation in Uzumaki Naruto's chat.
Sasuke has been obsessed with a certain streamer for months, though he would never admit that to anyone beyond his friend group. So what? It's not his fault that the guy's a fucking dream. And he'd been comfortable in the discomfort of the situation, glad to just carry that secret with him until this fixation either died or moved onto someone else.
That was, of course, until said guy discovered his existence.
From then on, Sasuke was just fucked.
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17 Jun 2026
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"Thirty-two looks good on you, Sasuke,” Naruto says casually, like it’s an appropriate thing to say to a patron, like Sasuke isn’t sternly willing his blood not to crawl up his neck and bleed into his face.
Still, Sasuke doesn’t let it be known that he’s flustered. He smirks. “You’re not too bad yourself, idiot. We should catch up. It’s been a while."
Sasuke hasn’t seen his childhood best friend—and the only person he’s ever truly been in love with—since they were eighteen; fourteen whole years ago. He has a wife and a successful career; he moved on, accepting he’d never see Naruto again. Until he finds himself in Naruto’s restaurant, confronted by his own devastating passivity.
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15 Jun 2026
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He was coming down from his rage. He honestly didn't know who the man in front of him was, just needed a target for today's outlet of his reckless anger. He was furious, and the trigger for it was upstairs doing homework with their child.
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- Part 1 of Dance Floor
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14 Jun 2026
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Somehow, Sasuke ends up proposing to his annoying flat-mate Naruto. Somehow, his family thinks it's for real! What is poor Sasuke supposed to do? Will this accidental marriage be his demise, or can something good actually come out of it?
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04 Jun 2026