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    Welcome to Have Your Elf A Merry Little Fic-mas

    Here a group of talented authors will tell you the tale of the cheeky elves on the shelf Red and Green and how they torment delight our beloved Nick and Charlie

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    In his efforts to become the best captain possible, Shane accidentally cultivates among his teammates a debilitating praise kink.

    (Or, the unforeseen consequences of prolonged and repeated exposure to Shane Hollander's beautiful big brown bottom eyes, and its documented effects on a worrisomely increasing number of professional hockey players.)

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    10 Jun 2026

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    "Oh yeah, I can hold," Shane's voice is much less collected now, pupils wide even as he gives Ilya an incredulous but firm shake of his head.

    Ilya wants nothing more than to drop to his knees in front of him and do something about the thick, electric spark that seems to have filled the air between them in the last few minutes. But Shane would definitely kill him if he did; he would definitely—

    A different thought interrupts his attempts at reigning himself in, a new wave of desire rushing over him at the memory of another phone call just weeks ago.

    Going from their weeks at the cottage to being long-distance between Montreal and Boston for the 2017-2018 MLH Season sucks. Shane deciding to take this stupid phone call during a rare holiday weekend together sucks even more. Thankfully, Ilya has enough evidence to suggest his boyfriend might not really mind if he interrupts said call. 

    He never expected this result though...

    Aka: Trying your best to stay quiet while your boyfriend discusses home renovations and brings you off at the same time, The Ilya Rozanov Dilemma

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    09 Jun 2026

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    Shane makes a list: reasons to Come Out on one side and to Stay Safe on the other. It's definitely not meant to accidentally star in the background of his mom's Instagram post for fans to find.

    But now that the world knows, maybe Shane can finally let himself have everything he's wanted.

    If only Ilya didn't go out and get engaged the next day. Which is fine! Rozanov was settling down? Shane could settle down, too. He would find himself a nice man.

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    08 Jun 2026

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    This broke my heart, but is so well written.

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    What if Shane and Ilya had much more explicit yearning and wanting at their first International Prospect Cup in Winter 2008 and at the draft in Summer 2009? What if this builds and builds to them hooking up for the first time at their second International Prospect Cup in winter 2009 instead of waiting until 6 months later at the CCM shoot? (They are both still 18+!!!) What if there's a blizzard and Shane and Ilya have to share a hotel room? What if they were super super soft lil love sick guys? What if they hook up again at the CCM shoot?

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    Canon-compliant-ish & slow burn-ish & yearning & WANTING & sorta realizing feelings very early on & being love sick lil sweet guys + Bed sharing trope makes me go feral.

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    08 Jun 2026

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    Today 3:57 PM

    Jane: Hey so. I need you to sext me like a girl

    Today 10:18 PM

    Lily: what

    Or, Shane Hollander becomes Captain of the Metros, Ilya officially hates Hayden Pike, and there’s a new “girl” coming to the Montreal Met-Hoes chat.

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    14 Apr 2026

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