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Hermione Granger was jaded. So naturally, she made a plan.
Step one: Abandon the wizarding world for a few days.
Step two: Find a proper Muggle bloke.
Step three: Shag. Shag until the pit in her chest closes.
Of course she hadn't planned for this, and really, how could she?
Draco Malfoy caught her eyes as he sat in the backseat of the Uber that she just called.Or: Hermione needs a one-night stand to recover, and Draco is... enthusiastically there.
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13 Jul 2026
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Hermione Granger is forty-one weeks pregnant, massive, and murderous. If this baby doesn’t shift soon, she’ll shag it out herself.
"You want me to have sex with you. While you are forty-one weeks pregnant. With my son. Who is - currently - in there."
"Yes."
"And you want me to - to - " He swallowed. His Adam's apple bobbed. "To put my - inside you - while our child is - "
"Yes."
"Right there."
"Yes, Draco, that's how pregnancy works, the baby is inside me, I don't know if you've noticed - "
"But what if I - " He made a gesture. A vague, frantic, deeply unhelpful gesture. "What if I poke him?"
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08 Jul 2026
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No Hard Feelings by ETL_Echo_Audiobooks, LucyHyde, malfoyesque, saintmlfy
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Dec 2025
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Hermione’s ex is getting married. Everyone thinks she’s not over him. There’s only one way to make it clear that she is: take a date to his wedding.
The problem? The only person available is the last person she wants to fake it with.—----------------------------------------------------
She stared at him. “Why would you do that?”
Malfoy shrugged. “I’m single. I’m available in December—”
“—That’s an interesting way of saying ‘my family’s all in Azkaban and everyone else hates me’—”
“—Or maybe,” he interjected again. “I just really want a front row seat to this blowing up in your face.” -
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“It’s annoying really,” Ginny says through her smile. “He’s so good with the kids.”
“Who would’ve thought?” Hermione muses, watching Draco’s pert arse as he models high knees. Some of the children try to copy him, losing their balance and falling down.
It really is annoying, Hermione thinks as she bites her lip, watching the fabric pinch under one cheek. Her head tilts, appraising and imagining what his thighs look like underneath.
Or: how Hermione Granger loses her Saturdays.
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02 Jul 2026
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Hermione Granger takes one look at Professor Draco Malfoy's lecture and starts pulling at the loose threads. At some point, their classroom debates escalate and neither of them remembers what they were arguing about in the first place.
OR: in which Hermione walks Draco like a dog.
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01 Jul 2026