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    06 Jul 2026

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    The group chat elects a new Head of the WAGs

    Harris
    Good morning, Roz

    Ilyusha 🩵
    Hello, traitor.

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    06 Jul 2026

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    Ilyusha 🩵
    Would you like to enlist the Hollander-Rozanov babysitting service for a date night?

    We have references!

    Caitlin
    Shane cleaned my kitchen, girl. Take them up on it!

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    06 Jul 2026

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    Ilya goes on a roadie while Shane is still on LTIR.

    LISA: Whatever rocks your socks

    NICOLE: Whatever tickles your fancy

    CASSIE: Whatever flips your pancake

    SELENA: Whatever turns your crank

    CAITLIN: Whatever fondles your goose

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    06 Jul 2026

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    HARRIS: Triple B?

    CAITLIN: Boring

    CASSIE: Bummer

    LISA: BIG FAT ASS

    More Real Housewives shenanigans

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    06 Jul 2026

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    JANE: So, I am currently on FaceTime with Ilya

    NICOLE: Are your clothes on?

    LISA: Nikki asking the important questions

    JANE: It's not important to what I am trying to tell you

    CASSIE: So they're not on, got it

    Or, the in-between messages from Real Housewives of Ottawa

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    06 Jul 2026

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    After deciding to be less intense about guarding their relationship, Jane joins the Centaurs WAG Group Chat.

    SELENA: Don't tell Nick I said that

    CASSIE: This is the super secret wag space nothing leaves this chat without express permission 🤞

    LISA: 🤞

    CAITLIN: 🤞🤞

    NICOLE: Sisterhood of the traveling puck 🤞

    JANE: 🤞

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    06 Jul 2026

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    Ilya learns very young that he has a soulmate.

    Ilya's POV of the heart is hard to translate.

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    06 Jul 2026

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    We didn't even kiss.

    Ilya gets the message just as he’s pouring himself some more vodka; he doesn’t want to admit how much those four words squeeze his heart, so he just smirks and sends back, You want it that bad, Hollander? Come get it.

    He puts the phone down, sure that’ll get rid of him and is just taking another sip of his drink when there’s a knock at the door.

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    06 Jul 2026

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    "Obviously Troy does not think we are together if he is asking you on a date now.”

    “Or does he?” Shane said, and broke away to pace the length of the kitchen. “What if he was testing you? Seeing if you would admit it when he asked for my number? And what if he’s testing me, now, to see how I respond?”

    “Why would he do that?” said Ilya, tonelessly.

    “To catch us out!” Shane said, as if this were the most obvious thing in the world. “Troy definitely figured out we were together when you came out to him. For all you know, the others on your team might have figured it out too, if we’ve been as obvious as we apparently have been this whole time. What if they just want us to admit it? What if they’re messing with us?”
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    Or, Troy asks Ilya for Shane’s number. Ilya, not knowing how to say no without raising suspicion, gives it to him. Hijinks ensue. Secrets are revealed. Loosely inspired by the Friends episode The One Where Everybody Finds Out.

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    06 Jul 2026

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    Shane has been weird all night.

    Well, no, Shane was weird when they went to bed last night, he was weird when he left this afternoon, and he has returned, from whatever the fuck he has been doing, weird.

    Because he has not “gone to the rink.”

    ***

    OR, a handful of years into their marriage, Shane gets a tattoo. Ilya loses his fucking mind.

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    05 Jul 2026

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    Yuna has everybody’s security cameras on a family plan. She never really checks them; they’re just there for insurance.
    Until she sees Ilya Rozanov at Shane’s front door.

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    04 Jul 2026

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    "Wait," Hollander said slowly. He turned his head and stared hard at Rozanov. "All this time?"
    Rozanov, who was several mouthfuls and a moan into his second éclair, hummed and gave a sort of half-shrug. There was whipped cream on his chin.
    "Ilya," Hollander said, louder. He knocked the back of his hand into Rozanov's shoulder. "What the fuck? I've been saying your name wrong?"

    Impromptu lessons in Russian pronunciation, featuring Scott, Kip, and éclairs.

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    03 Jul 2026

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    “I thought you were okay with this. With us. I know…” Shane trails off
    “Of course I’m not okay with this - he’s fucking hurting you Shane.” Yuna takes the opportunity to finally say it outright. She doesn’t hide the vitriol in her tone.
    “Wha-” Shane’s eyes get wide. Something like comprehension crosses his face. His eyes dart down to the bruise on his wrist. “Oh.” If possible, his face gets redder still. Yuna frowns. “No, mom, he’s not- uh- hurting me. Like that.”
    What? “Did somebody else give you that bruise then?” Yuna feels a bit hysterical. Has Rozanov Stockholm Syndromed her son?
    “No,” Shane grits out, “it was, uh, Ilya. It was just. You know. Like. Um.”
    And suddenly Yuna understands. She understands all too well. She understands more than she had ever wanted to about her son.
    "Oh."

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    03 Jul 2026

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    His phone pinged five times in quick succession and he got as far as seeing that they were Instagram DMs from Ilya when from a seat somewhere behind him, J.J. said, "Holy shit. The Centaurs' plane crashed."

    "What?" Clearly, Shane hadn't heard him right. Maybe he hadn't said Centaurs. Or maybe he hadn't said crash. Because if he had said both of those words, then that meant Ilya—

    And Shane refused to accept that.

     

    or; the one where the plane actually crashes and shane doesn't handle it well

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    03 Jul 2026

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    Shane owes Ilya an interview of his choice. Ilya, the menace he is, chooses to read thirst tweets with BuzzFeed.
    Chaos and a way too embarrassed Shane are the result.

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    03 Jul 2026

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    It’s like they’re in a fucked up game of relationship chicken now, increasingly doing things together that Shane can’t describe as anything other than domestic and romantic and boyfriend-like. They text constantly, detailing their days and sharing everything from complaints about teammates to jokes about other players in the league to the kind of quiet worries about family that don’t need to be responded to, just heard by another person.

    Or maybe it’s like Schroedinger’s cat. As long as Shane doesn’t ask, doesn’t speak out loud, he can have this. It can exist, and it cannot exist at the same time as long as Shane doesn’t press too hard. Doesn’t want too much.

    It feels increasingly like agony now that he’s realized that he loves Ilya.

    ...

    Tunameltdown AU where Ilya makes him tuna melts and says his name and Shane doesn’t freak out and run away. Well, he does freak out, but he also stays. Or the one where Shane doesn’t realize that Ilya’s his boyfriend for a solid three months.

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    02 Jul 2026

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    “Jesus,” a low, accented voice came from the next table, “are you seriously dating this guy?”
    Shane glanced over, catching a sharp jawline illuminated by the flickering candle on their table. The lighting turned him into a gold-hued artist rendering of the perfect man, even with the pinched look of distaste he was pointing towards James.
    “It’s, uh, a first date. A friend set us up.”
    “Does your friend hate you?”
    A surprised snort of laughter escaped Shane. “I'm starting to wonder.”
    Out of the corner of his eye he saw the man shift towards him, his teeth flashing in the dark in a wolfish grin.

    Shane lets JJ set him up on a date with a man, it's not going well and when a handsome stranger at the next table starts up a conversation, the date suddenly becomes a lot more interesting.

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    02 Jul 2026

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    Rozanov offers a hand to shake. “A pleasure to meet you.”

    “Likewise,” JJ says evenly as he shakes Rozanov’s god damn hand cordially.

    “Nice to meet you,” Hayden grits out less than politely.

    “Well,” Rozanov drawls, making himself comfortable on one of the loveseats Shane somehow has. He cracks open the single can of Coke. “At least you will not need to hide my body, yes?"

    “You’re on thin ice, Rozanov,” Hayden says gruffly.

    Rozanov ignores him, turning to JJ. “My favourite player is Shane Hollander after all.” He winks, taking a swig of his can.

    They can get along, JJ thinks.

     

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    In which Ilya is still a hockey player and Shane is the nerdy TA who loves loons just a little too much (and hockey, of course).

    Or, 5 times people learn that Shane's boyfriend is Ilya motherfucking Rozanov. And 1 time someone learns that Montreal Jane is actually a man.

    The direct sequel to Shane Hollander: Stupid Canadian Wolf-Bird Expert (and lover boy) but can be read as a standalone!

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    02 Jul 2026

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    After making up a fake boyfriend so his teammates would stop setting him up on dates, Shane is suddenly faced with the task of finding a real one on short notice in order to avoid humiliation.

    Shockingly, his old rival, Ilya Rozanov, is willing to do what it takes to help him. Even if that means pretending to be in love with Shane for a full weekend.

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    02 Jul 2026

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