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- Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon) (12)
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“i went to the feminine section for you, (name). alone. like, do you know how weird that must’ve looked to other people? seein’ a guy like me wander the aisle like a fool because there were too many wings and colours or whatever the fuck,” he fumes, storming over to his closet and yanking a drawer open to rummage for a fresh shirt. “a saleslady had to help me out.”
“and i got you at least three different types of pads,” he continues heatedly, flinging off his brown corduroy jacket and reaching back for the scruff of his t-shirt to yank it over his head. “hell, even those overnight ones you asked for, which don’t make fucking sense ‘cuz why would you need overnight pads right now, it’s three in the fucking afternoon-”
“for later, vincent.” your brow furrows as you screw your eyes shut, feeling a white-hot twinge stab up your abdomen. you double over, clawing at the side of your shirt with a pained noise. “fuck.”
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“something on your mind?” he asks, carefully flipping the bacon over.
“you could say that,” you hum, taking a sip of your coffee as you eye the way his lean shoulders flex against the back of his shirt. “just… reminiscing.”
“yeah?” he prompts.
your tongue darts out to wet your lips as you set your mug down and bring up a thoughtful hand to your chin. “did you know i used to like alastor?”
vincent’s entire body goes rigid. you could almost swear the temperature in the room drops by 10 degrees.
"what?"
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in which vincent whittman finds out you used to have a crush on alastor before you started dating him
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“oh, shi- shoulders knees and toes,” he blurts frantically (fuck, he wasn’t supposed to swear in front of you!) and drops the spoon and bowl onto the table. “no, no, don’t cry!”
one second, vincent swears he sees his life flashing before his eyes the moment your lips part the slightest bit, and in the next second he feels like he’s seen st. peter at the pearly gates.
an insane, ear-splitting wail tears through the house, all but rattling the windows and the floorboards. you had your head tilted back against your seat and your throat aimed at the heavens like you were calling down divine retribution upon your father for not letting you consume entertainment on the very medium his career dominated. at the frequency you were hitting, vincent wouldn’t be surprised if the angels did end up coming for him.
good gracious, you were more scream than baby.
he had half a mind to shovel the entire 30ml jar down your mouth while it was open.
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justin bieber’s first record-breaking hit single flooded your ears at a volume that made your head throb, along with vincent’s overenthusiastic attempts to rap along with ludacris.
and to think you were the first to start singing along to ‘baby’.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 386
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 9
- Hits:
- 83
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“and this was when—wait, hey, i wasn’t finished-!”
the paper lands.
red—unadulterated beet and rosy red—crept up the sides of vincent’s neck and brushed his ears in embarrassment. pure humiliation rippled through his features, mouth twisted open in an emotion that could be named as nothing but absolute horror at what lay in the middle of the folio.
“oh, my goodness.”
“no!”
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 609
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 27
- Hits:
- 215
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are we out of the woods yet? — a hazbin hotel titanic au by dostoyevskya
Fandom Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
10 Jun 2026
Summary
a non-linear, two-part oneshot series of an alternate universe (au) wherein you and vincent whittman are second class passengers on the rms titanic, during her fatal maiden voyage in april 1912.
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inspired by a tiktok edit of the art of running to the person you love
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- 8,734
- Works:
- 2