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“Like what you see?” Erling swings his hips side to side, mimicking a cowboy shooting their gun with his own made sound effect. His right hand carrying a raccoon holding a whiskey bottle and his left hand carrying squirrels. He winks at Jude as the omega wipes the fake tears on the corner of his eyes. “No mate, you turn me off.”
“I’m ready to give you top and you bring dead animals into my room?” Jude complains, pouting with no actual fury, fake sulking back to laying on his pillow.
“It’s taxidermy!”
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Erling returned to Jude's hotel room with his souvenirs—and an unexpected offer from Jude that he couldn't refuse.
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19 Jul 2026
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Jude may have kept Erling’s t-shirt when he left it in the changing room.
He definitely isn't gay though.
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15 Jul 2026
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“If it’s still bothering you… how about we make a bet? A consolation prize for the loser. Whoever loses gets to do whatever they want to the winner. That way we both win. You lose, you still get what you want. No limits.”
Jude frowned slightly. “Why does this sound like you have an ulterior motive?”
Haaland let out a soft laugh. “Why would I? I’m not throwing the match, if that’s what you’re thinking. Sorry, I love fucking you… but I also love winning.”
Jude went quiet, turning the idea over in his head. It could actually work. If he won and Haaland got to take what he wanted from him afterwards, he’d feel less guilty. And if he lost… he could release all that tension on Haaland and move on.
“No limits?” he asked.
“No limits,” Haaland confirmed, his eyes darkening.
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15 Jul 2026
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i know you play the field but i'm your touchdown by holy_smokes
Fandoms: Men's Football RPF
18 Jul 2026
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Jude; England's sweetheart, Erling's omega.
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15 Jul 2026
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“Is this payback?” Jude asks.
“What?” Erling asks.
“I fucked your ass pretty hard on the pitch today,” Jude says breathlessly.
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15 Jul 2026