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Historically Speaking by Dorkpatroller Gift Fics (dorkpatroller)
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
02 Sep 2025
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Those silvery starlight curls are waterlogged and stuck to one side of Astarion’s face, and he has a proud grin on his face while he swims closer. “Why are you spending your evening with me like this, Gale of Waterdeep? You just let a perfect stranger bully you right into jumping into the ocean.”
“You did say that misery loves company,” Gale answers.
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Getting ready for Pride, Gale contemplates what about himself he's grown to be proud of. Sometimes he lets himself forget, but in his moments of doubt his wonderful, opinionated, pushy partner always reminds him of what truly matters.
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In a momentary lapse in Cazador's compulsion over him, Astarion flees Baldur's Gate. The moment he does, Cazador's second line of defense takes over, and he transforms into a small bat with no real way to defend himself against the sunlight or the wildlife around him. Then he meets a wandering wizard in need of a traveling companion.
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Weird But Fuckin' Beautiful by Dorkpatroller Gift Fics (dorkpatroller) for SerenaOfFaerun
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
13 Apr 2025
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“And you?” Gale asks, “If you could be anywhere but here, where would it be?” He’s got a look in his eye that says he’s about to do some pompous wizard nonsense. It puts a flutter in Astarion’s chest, something like the phantom of a skipped heartbeat.
“Someplace warm, naturally. In a book I found the other day, they mentioned a beach made up of rainbows or something equally nonsensical.”
“Prisma Coast,” Gale says because, of course, he’s heard of it.
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Astarion really would like to tell Gale he loves him, at some point. He just keeps stumbling over his own words.
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NOW WITH GORGEOUS ART IN CHAPTER 2!
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This Valentine's Day Astarion has planned an only slightly-devious romantic evening for his husband. When they're banned from the resort later, he'll say it wasn't his fault.
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STELLAVERSE by dorkpatroller, Dorkpatroller Gift Fics (dorkpatroller), jazzmedic
Fandom Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
25 Dec 2024
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Stella a bloodweave child OC belonging to @janusthegoblinking and @jazzmedic here on AO3, and they graciously let me write fic about her sometimes when I have the bug in me to write domestic/family fluff or kidfics.
They're in no particular order in this collection. If you want to see more Stella content, you should look at both of their pages/socials!
She isn't my personal OC but she is my sweet baby girl and I would die for her. :P And I so thank them for allowing me to write fic for her too!
A polite reminder that anything I write is just an AU to their lore for her.
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Any fics that take place in universe for Back to December.
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The first story in this series is a long AU and the rest will likely be short domestic one shots after!
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He hears someone calling and oh, it’s Gale, how strange—wasn’t he just thinking of him? Pretty wizard. He should show Gale the pretty blade he has found.
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Astarion finds a bespelled dagger, but Gale refuses to hurt him to stop the curse.
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15 Aug 2024
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“You,” he says, and gods help him but Astarion has missed that smug little note of ah-hah! in his voice, “came here to rescue me!”
“I,” Astarion sniffs, “came here to save the illustrious and noble city of Waterdeep. Anticipating a generous reward, naturally.”
“You're here for me,” Gale insists, still grinning. His eyes are shining.
He looks so fucking radiant, it makes Astarion want to stab something.
In which Astarion saves the day, and Waterdeep, and Gale. That last one is completely incidental, you understand. And no, he is not lying to himself, darling. That you would even suggest such a thing.
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17 Apr 2024
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Astarion wears two rings on a chain around his neck. One, a Ring of the Sun-Walker. The other, his wedding ring.
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30 Mar 2024