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From His Lips to God's Ears by Goodnightsammy
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
25 May 2026
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@IlyaRozanovOfficial✅ Happy to announce that I WILL be pounding Shane Hollander tonight! That ass is MINE!
@CliffMarleau✅Brother, please ask me before you post shit like this.
@BostonWAGOneDay pounding him into… the boards… right? RIGHT?
@HollanderBabe24 in my dreams 🙏🙏🙏
@HockeyFan81 PLEASE have someone proof-read this man’s Tweets.
@IllyaRozanovOfficial✅ what is ‘proof-read’? Internet tells me this mean
fix errors. What error? I said what I said.@HockeyFan81 I’M SCREAMING
OR: Instead of just hooking up at the CCM shoot, Shane and Ilya start a serious relationship the summer before their rookie season. They are not public about their relationship, but Ilya sees no reason to lie when people ask him what he thinks of his biggest rival. Maybe it’s the Russian accent, though, because for some reason, everyone thinks he's joking.
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- English
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- 14,517
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- 5/6
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- 453
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- 4,708
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26 Apr 2026
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Operation O Canada, or The Hollander-Rozanov Method of Soft Launching a Marriage by robbinscinquefoil
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
02 May 2026
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“Can’t hang out tonight, Hayd. I have plans.”
“Bullshit,” Hayden responds. “You never have plans.”
Objectively, this used to be true. Nowadays Shane has many, many plans, between his nightly plans to look at Ilya’s penis through Skype and his various long-term plans laid out helpfully in his notebook, Canva (For Ilya’s sake. He is a visual learner), and more recently, Excel. Shane loves that excel sheet. He’s colour coded it.
In 2017, Shane Hollander spirals and proposes to his boyfriend of 4 days (or 7 years, or 9 years, or not his boyfriend at all, depending on how you look at it), which leads to a lot of plans, weird theories in the Montreal Voyageur locker room, some Twitter drama, and Ilya Rozanov entering his WAG era.
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- Part 1 of Operation O Canada
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- English
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- 118,812
- Chapters:
- 8/8
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- 4,874
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- 26,890
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02 Apr 2026
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To say that Shane isn't a little bit afraid of having to share his house with another boy is an understatement. Shane is very afraid.
The Hollanders open up their home to host a foreign exchange student in Shane's eighth year of school, unaware of the fact that they've just given their son his first best friend, Ilya Rozanov.
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02 Apr 2026
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find your way back home by strange_ghost
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
01 Jun 2026
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"Hi, solnyshko.”
The Russian pet name set a firework off inside Shane's mind as he heard it cooed from behind him. The intonation was just as he remembered, but the voice was much deeper.He turned and felt himself short circuit. It took every ounce of willpower to not let his jaw drop cartoonishly to the floor. Shane would recognize his individual features anywhere, even after 5 years. But it was as if someone had snapped their fingers and the smug, silly Russian boy who had been attached to Shane's hip for 3 summers was transformed into some sort of fucking Adonis right before his eyes.
“Ilya-” was all Shane managed before strong arms were wrapped around his waist and lifting him off the ground in a greeting all too familiar from years ago.
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When Shane Hollander & Ilya Rozanov spent their summers as teens in an elite hockey camp, they quickly became inseparable friends. But they lose touch when Shane moves on as a prospect for the NHL and Ilya for the KHL.Years later, Montreal makes a bold move to take the hottest player in the KHL. After hearing of the Russian's reputation, the Montreal Captain is tasked with keeping his old best friend and new teammate out of trouble.
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- English
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- 112,340
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- 22/22
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- 1,753
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01 Apr 2026
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Oh, The Heart Beats In Its Cage (all our friends, they’re laughing at us) by ghostiesdagger
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
30 Mar 2026
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After coming back from David and Yuna Hollander’s home, Shane and Ilya wake up confused, no longer in the cottage they had confessed their love in.
They weren’t the only ones confused and out of their homes.
So many people joined them. Friends, ex-girlfriends, teammates, and even the MLH commissioner.
All to watch the truth between the two so-called rivals right before their eyes.
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The people in this theatre would be getting a whole show full of intimate feelings and everything Shane and Ilya kept closely guarded inside their hearts, even from each other.
Shane’s eyes crossed Ilya’s and he could instantly tell what Ilya was thinking.
We are so fucked.
AKA…the characters of Heated Rivalry react to the show.
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- English
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- 36,667
- Chapters:
- 3/7
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- 521
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- 2,956
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31 Mar 2026
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The chips are set to fall by icopythefax
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
13 Jun 2026
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At the 2017 All Star Weekend, Ilya takes fate into his own hands to produce at least one out MLH player by the end of the season. Thus begins his part-time side hustle as community organizer, mastermind, and Commander-in-Chief of the Gay Hockey Army.
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- English
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- 157,647
- Chapters:
- 39/42
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- 28
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- 16,612
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- 14,915
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26 Mar 2026
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Shy, serious Shane Hollander meets snarky Ilya Rozanov at Junior Hockey Camp, where they are roommates four years in a row.
A reimagining of HR - what would have happened if these sweet idiot boys had actually spoken to each other? And became friends? Would they find their way to love each other eventually? A sweet, slightly snarky, tender retelling of their story. Which does get a little smutty once they turn 19....
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- Part 1 of Your freckles spell out 'cutie-pie'.
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- English
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- 83,046
- Chapters:
- 13/?
- Comments:
- 242
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16 Mar 2026
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“Marley.” Ilya says evenly, suddenly knowing he can actually breathe. He had a plan and he knew what he needed to do. And he couldn’t do it from the locker room bench. “If he is very injured, if he cannot play again, if he is very bad, I will kill you. I will kill you painfully.”
Cliff gapes at him.In which the hit that Cliff Marleau had on Shane Hollander goes a little different. For one, they’re in Boston. For another, Ilya realizes he might be panicking? Which is probably not something to do in the middle of a game. And, oh yeah, he just outed both himself and his not-boyfriend to an entire locker room of hockey players.
But that’s okay, because while Boston may be vicious, they do take care of their own. And they quickly realize that their captain’s happiness and willingness to stay with the Bears is tied to Shane Hollander. The solution is easy, they’ll just have to make Shane Hollander a Bear.
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- English
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- 52,305
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- 12/20
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- 2,945
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- 9,138
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04 Mar 2026
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No Traitors Between Us by PowerPlayPromise
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), The Traitors (US TV 2023)
19 Mar 2026
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When Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov agree to spend their offseason on a Scottish castle reality show, they tell themselves it’s just a game.
The Traitors is simple in theory: lie convincingly, trust carefully, survive the roundtable. But nothing about Shane and Ilya has ever been simple.
Surrounded by celebrities who think they understand strategy, the two NHL rivals-turned-partners quickly realize that hockey politics have nothing on castle paranoia. Alliances shift. Accusations fly. Every look becomes suspicious. Every whisper feels dangerous.
The real problem isn’t the money. It isn’t the cameras. It isn’t even the possibility that one of them might be chosen as a Traitor.
It’s this: can they win a game built on deception without turning that deception on each other?
Because in a castle where everyone is lying, the only thing more dangerous than being a Traitor is trusting the wrong person.
And if one of them is chosen at midnight?
The roundtable won’t be the hardest part.
Choosing each other will be.
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04 Mar 2026
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Letters from Hertfordshire by Giddyup1234, Silly_and_sensible_heart (Giddyup1234)
Fandoms: Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice (2005), Pride and Prejudice (TV 1995), Pride and Prejudice & Related Fandoms
23 Jan 2026
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After accidentally overhearing a conversation between Elizabeth Bennet and Charolette Lucas at the Netherfield ball, Darcy is forced to admit that he has made an embarrassing misjudgment. Elizabeth Bennet detests him. The trouble is, she might be the very person he needs most to help his sister out of her depression. Darcy must overcome his pride to ask a woman who does not even LIKE him to befriend his lonely sister, while Elizabeth must open her heart to a young woman in need.
Darcy and Elizabeth learn to know each other in broken pieces through letters sent to a mutually beloved girl.
Elizabeth Bennett and Georgiana Darcy become 'pen pals'.
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- English
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- 132,300
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- 23/25
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- 3
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- 2,213
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20 Feb 2026
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A Playmate For Pemberley by glowingembers
Fandoms: Pride and Prejudice & Related Fandoms, Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen
17 Mar 2026
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Young Elizabeth is in Lambton for her aunts wedding and finds Georgiana amid her attempt to run away to her brother while he is attending university. Mr Darcy Sr. notes Elizabeth as an ideal confidant for Georgiana and pays for her to be a living in playmate in the months FitzWilliam is away.
Elizabeth slowly becomes a family member to the Darcys except for FitzWilliam who doesn’t understand his families behaviour.
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- 11/15
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20 Feb 2026
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Rio Vidal, former child violin prodigy and current terror at large (composer/professor), has returned to Westview University after a sabbatical only to find that she’s been replaced as resident chaos queen by the new doctoral conducting student, Agatha Harkness.
AKA our favorite disaster lesbians but make it dark academia with a little artistic flair. The whole gang is here!
(I wanted to reverse the trope and make Rio the hot professor-this is what happened.)Bookmarked by disfunction_surrender
03 Oct 2025
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When Agatha gets a private message from someone in a Dungeons and Dragons server claiming to be a lesbian, she plays into the game, stringing along what she assumes to be some awkward incel and getting them way too seriously into the Discord daddy/kitten dynamic.
Agatha is very, very incorrect about who is on the other end of her screen. The problem she inevitably faces is how deep the teeth marks are going to be when this bites her in the ass.
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OR, yes, the agathario discord kitten au.Series
- Part 1 of agathario discord kitten au
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- English
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- 31,019
- Chapters:
- 2/2
- Comments:
- 150
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- 1,183
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- 221
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- 20,289
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12 Aug 2025
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But We Can't by forestgreentrees
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
16 Apr 2026
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“Why are you so desperate to get under my skin?”
Agatha shrugged nonchalantly even though her heart was pounding. “You’ve lived comfortably enough in that palace of yours. I’d like to bring you back to reality.”
Rio-Sofia scoffed.
Agatha flinched when the door jolted. Rio-Sofia had smacked her hand against the door by her head.
“Again, you don’t know what you’re talking about.”
OR: After second in line to the Spanish thrown, Princess Rio-Sofia Vidal was photographed kissing a woman, scandalising the Spanish royal family. Queen Isabella IV sends her daughter to university in London to keep her out of the public eye. This is where she meets Agatha Harkness, and no, they don't get off on the right foot.
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- Part 1 of But We Can't
- Language:
- English
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- 185,362
- Chapters:
- 50/50
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- 1,897
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- 1,769
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- 266
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- 88,703
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06 Jul 2025
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Somewhere Only We Know ~ A Professor AU by rioallalong_719
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
25 Jun 2025
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Dr. Rio Vidal is the Dean of faculty and Head of the Biological Science Department, a respected and feared leader among her peers. Dr. Agatha Harkness is the witch of the literature department, known for her sharp lectures, powerful stature, and a professor students loved and hated at the same time. The issue: They're secretly married, with only a few close friends knowing.
What happens when young Dr. Wanda Maximoff tries to get with Dr. Harkness? Will Rio blow their cover with her protectiveness? Or will Agatha's pregnancy be the one that breaks the secret love story at West View University?
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A secret marriage between our favorite witch lesbians in a professor AU.
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- Part 1 of The Great Harkness-Vidal Love Story
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 237,847
- Chapters:
- 30/30
- Comments:
- 2,195
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- 3,607
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- 552
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- 168,356
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26 Jun 2025
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stripper rio + jen’s famously hot friend agatha
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- Language:
- English
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- 47,787
- Chapters:
- 9/9
- Comments:
- 488
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- 1,712
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- 381
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- 49,963
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08 Jun 2025
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You Don't Wanna Hurt Yourself (By Looking Too Closely) by Runaway_Writer
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
26 Oct 2025
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“An oath maker,” Agatha said flatly, drawing the coven’s attention. “One that works on blood.”
“An oath?” Alice said finally, eyes narrowing on the brazier.
Clicking her tongue, Agatha hummed. “The clue was rather explicit – we each swear an oath to confirm our identity. You add your blood and state your name and the central detail of who you are. The fire will either accept it as truth or not.” Her eyes narrowed at the paper still in Teen’s hand. “Presumably that will involve exposing a truth you’d rather not.”
“W-what happens if you lie?” Billy asked, looking at her anxiously.
Offering him a mirthless smile, Agatha replied shortly, “You die.” She didn’t have to look to know Rio was wearing a manic smile.
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Canon divergent after the first trial. Wherein the coven faces a very different second trial. The Road is digging. What it unearths? Runs far deeper than Death's fathoms.
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05 May 2025
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If This Was A Movie by AgathaLovesRio
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe, WandaVision (TV)
07 May 2025
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Agatha is THE Hollywood star, America's Sweetheart, and absolute Hollywood royalty. She is a single mom to 16-year-old Nicholas Harkness, a student at SHIELD High School.
Rio is the new, science teacher at the Hollywood elite school and holds a strict no dating parents policy.When Agatha’s famous chaotic reverie meets Rio’s down-to-earth simplicity, the attraction should be undeniable. But, the winds of fate have more in store for these two and their coven of friends as they come to terms with their love and desire.
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- Part 1 of MovieVerse
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 241,549
- Chapters:
- 24/24
- Comments:
- 525
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- 981
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- 179
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- 40,651
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20 Mar 2025
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Interview with the Witch-Killer by Jennifer-Oksana (JenniferOksana)
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl, Ant-Man (Movies), WandaVision (TV), Doctor Strange (Movies)
07 Feb 2025
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This is my post-S1, S2 concept story. Agatha and Billy are on a quest to find Tommy. But how do you find someone you've never met in this life when you don't have a name or address? What do you do while you're looking? In Agatha and Billy's case, you do a podcast where you ask the most infamous witch in the world about her life and exploits and she (mostly) tells you the truth. As the story progresses, I'll add more relationships and characters as they cross paths with Billy and his murder auntie.
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25 Jan 2025
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Pop icon and lead singer of Sisters of the Craft, Agatha Harkness is the epitome of too cool for you, especially when it comes to Lady Death, rockstar and one half of the rock duo The Court, who just loves to antagonize Agatha unprovoked.
Lady Death who is also her wife.A story in three parts, followed by a series of epilogues because why not
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- Part 1 of all roads lead to this
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 71,234
- Chapters:
- 21/22
- Comments:
- 587
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- 1,659
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- 208
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21 Jan 2025