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Betty still can't get Bret off her mind and thinks a little sexting couldn't hurt.
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Baby, I'm Yours by dirtyblonde
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV)
11 Nov 2025
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Theon has been out of Jon's life for a few years, but a chance encounter brings them back together.
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Tim is desperate for it and decides to find out if Boyd is just as desperate to give it to him.
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And I Drove You Crazy by dirtyblonde
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
05 Jun 2025
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Penelope spends her evenings working a high-end sex club/hostessing gig to pay her way through university. Enter a heartbroken Anthony hellbent on blowing up their lives.
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Savage Good Boy by dirtyblonde
Fandoms: Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn, Bridgerton (TV)
10 Dec 2024
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Colin returns to England a changed man, solemn, undead, and with the single-minded purpose of capturing the heart of the girl who has been plaguing his dreams. But in his absence Penelope Featherington has long since left girlhood behind, embracing her independence and stepping into womanhood. Is it too late for their love story to end in anything other than tragedy for them both?
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Bretty won't leave me alone.
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At this point, my fantasy SVU spin-off is actually an odd couple style comedy where Sonny and Barba are lawyer boyfriends, but that doesn't seem at all likely to happen so this is basically just wish-fulfillment.
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Pretty sure it's gonna be mostly the wild world of Cegan in here. Maybe Rick'll make an appearance at some point, who's to say really.
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Dark Tower by dirtyblonde
Fandom A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV)
26 Mar 2021
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A series enumerating the many ways powerful hedge fund manager Petyr Baelish collects on his debts when Sansa approaches him for a loan she refuses to ask of her family. Or the one in which Petyr is a sadist and Sansa quickly discovers that she may very well be a masochist.
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The sexual harassment 'meeting' goes further than anyone anticipated.
Bookmarked by dirtyblonde
25 Mar 2026
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“If I break my oath, even for you—” Dunk’s voice cracked. He thought of Ser Arlan’s face. Of Egg’s trust. Of everything he’d built himself to be. “What would that make me?”
“Mine.” Aerion’s fingers slid to the nape of Dunk’s neck, tangling in his hair. “It would make you mine.”
There are two kinds of distance between a common hedge knight and a Targaryen prince: the height that separates them, and the morality that should.
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Bookmarked by dirtyblonde
19 Mar 2026
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An alternate season two, where Chris Argent realizes how Allison is being manipulated and brainwashed sooner than in canon, and actually decides to step up to change it before it is too late.
Derek doesn't understand why this is a him problem, but now he is stuck in a cabin in Utah with Allison and Chris, while everyone else fights the kanima, Gerard, and each other.
Time changes everything, and if they don't change fast, everything will far apart.
But Derek could never anticipate just how much things would change.
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28 Feb 2026
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As Mike sits near the shore of the Rio Grande, taking in the last sight he'll ever see - as he bleeds out next to the spineless piece of shit that pulled the trigger - he takes inventory of what he leaves behind. His daughter-in-law, his granddaughter...Jesse. Poor kid.
As his blood leeches into the dirt, Mike imagines what awaits him on the other side: Hell or nothing. That's really all he can expect in his line of work.
So why is it, that the next second, he's right back in the driver's seat of his 1988 Chrysler Fifth Avenue, next to a one, very much alive, Gustavo Fring.
"Michael, you understand what I'm asking you to do?"
Mike opens his mouth to respond but catches his own reflection in the rearview mirror. It's not that he doesn't recognize himself; it's that the last time he looked like this, he was a 38-year-old beat cop in Philly.
Which, of course, begs the question: What the fuck is going on?
Bookmarked by dirtyblonde
31 Jan 2026
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all you can eat by MidnightMisty for coolkidk
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
29 Jun 2025
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“You want to do what?”
He responds quickly.
“I want to eat your ass,” Colin says again. “God—Pen, please.”
She stands there. Mouth open. And when she finally turns around, he is still there.
The one where Colin Bridgerton eats Penelope Featherington's ass. Platonically. Of course.
Bookmarked by dirtyblonde
09 Jan 2026