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  1. Public Bookmark 10

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    Moving across the country to a town she’d never been to with no backup plan had to have been either the bravest or dumbest thing May Maple had ever done. But she’d certainly done it, for better or worse. Her life was now in shades of rust-colored dirt and crimson sunsets, with the wind in her hair and the sun on her face. Life in Oak Ridge was everything she’d wanted- something exciting, something new, something worth chasing after.

    She hadn’t anticipated the abundance of horses or the eclectic townsfolk, though. She especially hadn’t anticipated the run-down house, the ride-or-die friendships, or the weekly horse riding lessons with a certain green-haired someone.

    Only one thing was for sure- she’d wanted a change of pace, something new, and she’d sure gotten it.


    Or, a modern Wild West CS AU. Contains feel-good friendships, a home renovation side quest, horses, and a lot of flirting.

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    15 Dec 2024

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    “When you leave the sprouts in the trays for too long, the roots get crowded, and the plant starts to choke itself out. The roots coil around themselves and eventually start to rot and kill the plant from within. The roots need room to grow, which is why we’re planting these in this bigger space now. But if you replant them too early, before the roots can develop, they’ll die from that, too— they’ll be too fragile. It’s a balancing act; you need to keep them in their starter trays long enough to develop their roots, but not so long that it starts to inhibit their growth and hurt them. Enough freedom to grow, and enough stability to thrive.”

    i think i hauve. covid

  2. Public Bookmark 65

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    [“I’m telling you,” Aang says as he dices cilantro. “Go for it! At least try! You clearly like them!”

    Sokka wrinkles his nose as the skillet, poking at the stir fry. “And I’m telling you, you’re reading into it. There’s nothing to try, I like them a totally reasonable, normal amount. The same way anyone at the gym likes anyone they see at the gym a lot.”

    “Sokka.” Aang stops chopping. “You have all your gym schedules laminated. They’re on the fridge.”]

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    Sokka begins his Fit Girl Summer with a membership to a shiny new gym, a fully rehabbed knee, and a crush or two on one or two people who are totally, definitely, actually dating each other, and who are totally, definitely, actually just being friendly and nice and not at all into him. Totally.

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    22 Jul 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 32

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    “May, I don’t think you’d know flirting if it hit you in the face,” Drew stated simply, amusement shining in his eyes.

    “What? Yes, I would!”

    He smirked and raised an eyebrow. “Are you absolutely sure about that?”

    “I am absolutely sure,” she mimicked, “That I’d know flirting if it hit me in the face, yes. Though, you’re the one who knows all about getting hit in the face, huh?”

    He laughed, a bright sound that broke through the morning silence; but it was shortly followed with a sharp wince of pain. Drew looked back up reassuringly after a moment, meeting May’s concerned eyes. A small smile lingered on his lips. “Yeah, well. Whose fault is that, hm?”



    Or, a stray snowball. A bloody nose. Idiot teenagers. An underpaid Nurse Joy. A soft conversation. Ensuing shenanigans.

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    08 Jun 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 3

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    The main cast plays the popular role playing game Dungeons and Dragon Types, roughly a year after the events of the Indigo Disk. Drayton is not enthusiastic about Kieran potentially joining to play.

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    06 Apr 2025

  5. Rec 15

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    May is an energetic magazine columnist who walks into a bar, but in lieu of a punchline, she finds a pesky couples-only policy in place for Valentine’s day that prevents her from entering. Drew is a stranger who has a cynical outlook on romance, but the joke’s on him when he finds himself volunteering to be May’s date for the evening so that she can get in and get her article written. It’s just a single fake date. A work obligation, really; a one-evening-only performance that neither of them will have to attend ever again.

    But the acting’s coming a little too naturally, even after the curtain call.


    Or, a fake dating fic in which a chance meeting with a stranger, a brief agreement to be partners in crime for the evening, and an unexpectedly real spark begins to blur the line between facades and fondness. All the world’s a stage, and method acting is dangerous business.

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    10 Mar 2025