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“I know they all mean well, but being constantly hounded to meet their eligible male relatives is exhausting. I don’t want to be rude to them, obviously, they’re customers and my elders, but…”
“Yeah, sounds rough,” Jungkook huffs. “Must be tough to be so desirable and in demand.”
“I’m not desirable.”
“I don’t know why you’re making such a big deal out of it. You can say yes to a few dates! I wish my halmeoni was trying to set me up with one of her friends’ grandsons, I’m sick of online dating.”
“I don’t need a date,” Yoongi grumbles in reply. “I don’t want a boyfriend.”
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Yoongi has everything he needs; his shop, his friends, and, most importantly, his cat. The absolute last thing he needs is a boyfriend. If only the neighborhood aunties weren’t so determined to lock Yoongi down for one of their grandsons…
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“He was so happy, Namjoon scooped him right up for cuddles and kisses! Tang got all these hugs and cuddles from Namjoon, it’s just not fair!”
There’s a pause where Jimin just stares at him, then his eyes narrow. “What?”
“What?” Yoongi echoes. Then he blinks, processing his own words. Oh. Oh that’s - “I mean Namjoon got all the cuddles from Tangie!”
“Right…” Jimin looks in no way convinced. “So you’re jealous of a cat?”
“Yes! I mean -” Yoongi frowns. Shit. “No. I’m jealous of Namjoon.”
The look Jimin gives him is almost pitying.“Sure, Yoongi hyung.”
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Five times Yoongi is jealous and one time he finally realizes why.
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“You really never go out.”
“I go out every single day, Park Jimin.”
“Walking your dog with your headphones on and eyes on the ground does not equal socializing, Min Yoongi,” Jimin fires back. “When was the last time you did anything social?”
The fact that Yoongi really has to think about it is probably a bad sign.
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His therapist telling him he needs to get out more and make friends is one thing. But his roommate agreeing and calling Yoongi a loser? That’s just rude. And maybe a little true. Determined to prove them wrong, Yoongi starts going to the dog park, hoping the buffer of his canine companion will help him make friends. Maybe his dog is the one to make friends first, but it leads to Yoongi finding friendship, and maybe something more, with Namjoon.
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“Sometimes when I’m working,” Namjoon begins, and his voice is closer now. Yoongi doesn’t open his eyes, still listening. “Sometimes,” he goes on, “I feel stuck. And I can’t figure out how to move forward. It feels like I’ll never be able to push past something and continue, like I’ll be trapped forever.”
Trapped. Yoongi understands that feeling, that reality.
For so long, Yoongi was just focused on surviving. The future didn’t matter, he just had to get through each day. Had to live and get through it. Even when he got away, he didn’t think much of the future. It was still just about staying alive. But now…
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After escaping from his previous life, cat hybrid Yoongi finds himself alone and injured. Wary of anyone, especially humans, he is reluctant to accept any help. But Namjoon offers something that Yoongi has only ever secretly dreamed of. Safety, home, pack. The promise of a future. All Yoongi has to do is trust.
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“Hyung, can’t you play the song I keep requesting? I’ve asked you a million times!”
Shaking his head, Yoongi turns back to his beer, ignoring Jungkook’s puppy eyes. “I don’t take requests, sorry Jungkook-ah.”
“But, hyung…”
“Don’t bother,” Seokjin laughs. “We all know he’ll say no.”
Hoseok reaches across the table to pat Jungkook’s hand in consolation. “It’s no use, Kookie. We know Yoongi only takes one person’s requests.”
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Late night radio DJ Yoongi doesn’t take requests, he never has. But things are a little different when it comes to Namjoon.
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“Hyung -” Jungkook sounds exasperated “- the sooner you just acknowledge your crush on Hoseok hyung out loud the sooner we can all move on!”
“I -” Seokjin gapes at his roommate. His heart is doing that thing again. “My what? I don’t have a crush on Hoseok!”
Of course he doesn’t. That would be silly. Seokjin and Hoseok have been friends for ages. Sure, Hoseok is handsome and kind and his smile could probably rival the sun but - oh no.
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It’s not a crush, that’s just ridiculous. And yet…when they’re all gathered on the rooftop for the eclipse, Seokjin is sure, when he looks at Hoseok, that his smile shines brighter than the sun.
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The Stars Fell For You (I'm Falling Too) by deepslowpanic
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
10 Jan 2025
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“You didn’t even say what the plan was, where are we going?” Yoongi asks.
“We’re going stargazing.”
“I didn’t know you were into stargazing.”
Seokjin very pointedly does not look at Yoongi. “You don’t know everything about me.”
“Your shoulders are fifty-eight centimeters wide.”
“I -” Seokjin blinks. “That doesn't matter. We’re going stargazing.”
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Seokjin asks out his long-time best friend slash crush half by accident. Sort of. He’s wanted to make a move for years, and now that he has, he’s determined for it to be the right move. Which means romance, and what’s more romantic than stargazing? It doesn’t matter that he knows nothing about the constellations, he can wing it. Probably.
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Yoongi should know better than to bet against Kim Seokjin in petty wagers. The “punishments” for losing have rarely been worse than aegyo or acrostic poems to Seokjin’s greatness, but sometimes the stakes feel a little higher. So, really, it’s all Kim Seokjin’s fault that Yoongi is in an elevator, in a maid dress, with his two stupidly hot alpha neighbors. Yoongi might just kill him this time.
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Fool's Gold by deepslowpanic for Pocketful_of_Yoongles
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
27 Nov 2024
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“What are your plans for while you’re out in the wilderness?”
“Just normal outdoor stuff, I don’t know,” Yoongi grumbles. “I really just want to take it easy and unwind, try to relax.”
“That sounds boring.”
Yoongi immediately frowns. “Don’t be a jerk.”
“Sorry,” Seokjin chuckles. “I just don’t really see the appeal. But enjoy yourself, okay? You need some time to just relax.”
“Thanks, hyung,” Yoongi murmurs. “I will.”
“Good. Clearly you need to get the stick out of your ass.” A pause. “Or maybe you need to get one in it!”
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Burnt out from work, Yoongi takes a solo camping vacation to relax and unwind. He just didn’t expect Seokjin’s annoying younger brother to tag along and turn Yoongi’s entire trip upside down. But maybe Jungkook is right when he says Yoongi needs to live a little…
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I want to fill the pages of this story by deepslowpanic
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
12 Nov 2024
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Namjoon meets Yoongi in a bookstore.
They decide to share a book, an umbrella, and maybe something more.
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“You’re an asshole, you know that?”
“Yeah,” Yoongi replies easily. And then, before he can stop himself, adds, “Isn’t that what you like about me?”
“I don’t like anything about you,” Jimin fires back.
Snorting, Yoongi averts his gaze. “The feeling is mutual.”
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They’re just fucking, fooling around when tension and adrenaline are high. They’re not dating, not boyfriends, hell, Yoongi doesn’t even like Jimin. It doesn’t mean anything, even if they keep ending up cuddled together in each other’s beds after long nights together.
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- Part 2 of Ashtray Heart
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It's Nice To Be Kneaded by deepslowpanic for mscherriv
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
24 Oct 2024
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“I had an idea about how to improve your circulation!” Namjoon pauses for what seems like dramatic effect and then announces, “Massage!”
What? Yoongi stares at him in confusion. “Massage?”
Namjoon nods eagerly. “Yes! I think that massage could help improve your blood flow, and it’s supposed to be relaxing. And I could do it.”
“You?”
“Yes.” Namjoon nods again. “I took a kinesiology class where we talked about it. And I’ve watched videos, done research. I know what to do, hyung. Come on, what’s the worst that could happen?”
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Yoongi is always cold and his best friend Namjoon suggests massage to help him warm up. And maybe it’s a little weird to have your totally platonic friend rub your mostly naked body, especially when their hands feel really nice. What’s the worst that could happen, indeed…
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I Feel Like I'll Burst (Because I Keep Thinking About You) by deepslowpanic for Pkucua
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
09 Oct 2024
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[Yoongi hyung]
Listen, and hear me out
Just… do you ever think your boyfriend might be like…
TOO into you??[Kim Namjoon]
You’re being ridiculous
Maybe you’re just jealous…
Jungkook is perfect, he’s never done anything wrong in his life-OR-
Namjoon thinks his friends are ridiculous when they complain about his relationship with Jungkook. So what if they get a little caught up in PDA, and so what if his boyfriend is a little possessive or likes to brag? Namjoon doesn’t mind, not when he’s just as gone for Jungkook.
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Wool You Be Mine by deepslowpanic for watermelonsuga
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
20 Sep 2024
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“Honestly, I thought Namjoon was going to kill me for the life insurance or something.”
Jimin stares at him like he has three heads. “What? Namjoon would never, he’s literally obsessed with you. He’d Romeo and Juliet it if he lost you.”
“Yeah,” Yoongi agrees. “You’re right.”
“So he’s… not trying to kill you?”
“No.” Yoongi sighs and tips his head back. “It’s worse.”
“Worse?” Jimin echoes. “What could be worse?”
“He’s trying to knit."
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Yoongi knows his husband is trying to be sweet, to do something nice for him as a surprise when they’re both overtired and exhausted. And that would be wonderful, if Namjoon was any good at keeping secrets.
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Can't Get Feta Than This by deepslowpanic for aglioeollieo
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
12 Sep 2024
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Stuck in an airport during a snowstorm, Seokjin just wants to get through the blizzard and get home. Instead, he’s stranded with nothing but strangers, wine, and a lot of expensive cheese. Well, all in all, things could probably be worse…
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I Only Think About You (Two) by deepslowpanic for midnightblue (weatherzane)
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
22 Aug 2024
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“I know what you’re doing.”
Taehyung shrugs, looking completely unbothered as he lounges against the arm of the couch. “Well, I know what you aren’t doing.” He crosses one leg over the other. “It’s clear you like Yoongi hyung and haven’t done anything about it.”
“Maybe I do,” Namjoon grits out. “Maybe I will.”
“That’s too bad,” Taehyung says, sounding almost sympathetic. “Because I’m going to be the one dating him.”
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Namjoon has had feelings for his best friend Yoongi for years. He’s never made a move, not wanting to ruin their friendship and just waiting for the right time. But then Yoongi’s childhood best friend, Taehyung, reappears and ruins everything.
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Yoongi thinks about him a lot. About his bright smile and warm, squeaky laugh that makes his eyes squeeze closed. Sometimes, Yoongi likes to pretend that the convenience store hyung is his boyfriend. That he could be his boyfriend.
It feels so real that he can almost imagine it could be true. That he can almost feel the warmth of another hand in his, fingers slotted between his own. The ghost of a laugh or another voice ringing through the quiet of his apartment.
Beautiful dreams, perfect fantasies. But none of it is real. None of it could ever happen.
Not because Yoongi is too shy to make a move or ask the guy out. Yoongi could do it. Or, more accurately, he could do it eventually. Work up the courage to ask the cashier out for real.
Or he would. But he can’t.
Because the man isn’t real.
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Yoongi, lonely and a little lost, falls in love with the hologram cashier at the convenience store. He knows it’s not normal, knows it’s a poor coping mechanism, but he never expects to meet the real Seokjin.
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“If you’ll look at these charts on my screen share…” Yoongi is saying, narrowing his eyes at his screen as he taps at his mouse.
Namjoon nods along, listening as Yoongi reviews the prospective changes to their budget proposal. Or, well, mostly listening. Because Yoongi in his glasses, squinting at his screen and pouting slightly, is a bit distracting (for reasons Namjoon does not want to consider).
And so is Yoongi’s cat.
He’s sneaky, this cat. Sneaky and mischievous and, honestly, one of the best parts of the frequent meetings they have. Other than Yoongi himself, but Namjoon isn’t going to say that out loud.
He’s cute. The cat, obviously. Namjoon definitely means the cat.
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“Is that coffee from Namjoon?”
“Yes,” Yoongi huffs. He holds the cup protectively against his chest, as if Seokjin might try to take it. “He bought it for me.”
“Mhm. And what’s in it?” Seokjin asks sweetly.
Groaning, Yoongi sets the cup down on his desk and grimaces. “The usual.”
“You’re ridiculous. I can’t believe you’re actually drinking that. One of these days it’s going to make you sick.”
And Seokjin isn’t wrong. Yoongi is actually pretty sure that this drink will end up killing him one day. Namjoon is great. Like, he’s so great, so lovely, and it’s so nice of him wanting to be in charge of the coffee run. Except Namjoon has been getting Yoongi’s drink wrong since day one. And somehow he’s ended up with poison.
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[kimsuckjin]
But I also think Jin is hot
And I’d like him to bend me over the nearest surface. I can multitask.[facejinius]
You’re disgusting??? That’s so creepy, wtf?New tweet from [facejinius]!
[facejinius]
!!Block and report for Jin!!
Please block @/kimsuckjin, they are sexualizing Seokjin and they are a FULL ANTI
Do not engage, just block and report!!“What the fuck?” Namjoon glares at his phone screen, staring down at the new tweet. “What an asshole.”
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Namjoon and Yoongi run rival Jin stan accounts on Twitter. When they both get tickets for Jin’s new concert, Namjoon knows there will be thousands of people there, there’s absolutely no way he’d ever have to meet facejinius… Right?