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It's been 5 years since the defeat of Voldemort. Most of the world has moved forward, but, for a few, life has stagnated. One day, Hermione Granger looks up from her desk and finds that everyone she knows is moving forward while she's in the same place she's always been. Meanwhile, Draco Malfoy finds himself suddenly thrust back into the fold of Wizarding society after a self-imposed exile.
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Hermione hates the holidays.
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“What do you say, Granger? Be my fake girlfriend this year and I’ll see that you win this competition. The Mastery of your dreams is right at your fingertips.”
Or, Hermione enters a (reluctant) partnership with Draco to win a Potions Mastery competition while he evades the betrothal arranged by his parents.
Art/fic collab.
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04 Dec 2024
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“In my humble opinion there’s only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic.” And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three.
When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt’s controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other—their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press.
Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione’s attention and pines for a real marriage with her—even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco’s blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body.
(With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson’s career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione’s Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco’s right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.)
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- Part 1 of THE BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC SERIES
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12 Oct 2024
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A Royal Mix-Up by AttackoftheDarkCurses
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
03 Jan 2019
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After hooking up with a stranger on her flight, Rey considers his sudden request that she pretend to be his girlfriend for the holidays.
Hotels are expensive, and he seems nice enough. It’s been a while since she’s had a homecooked holiday dinner, and despite what he suggests, how intimidating could his parents really be?
Alternatively, Ben Solo conveniently forgets to tell a girl he’s a prince.
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- Part 8 of Attack's Trope-y HEAs
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10 Dec 2019