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Dave is a bored, horny teenage boy stuck on a meteor hurtling through space. Naturally, he asks if Karkat wants to try sleeping together. He gets more than he expected, but enjoys all of what he gets.
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08 May 2026
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In which maybe Dave should have realized that letting his omega boyfriend dom him nonstop would have some kind of repercussion on their presentations.
Note: Bitching & studding causes a physical change in their genitals in this fic. It is not depicted explicitly.
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08 May 2026
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Karkat gets Dave a prostate massager, and keeps the controller for himself.
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30 Apr 2026
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Dave and Karkat like to kiss and are in love. (feat: Karkat's alien penis in Dave's human butthole.)
It's PWP, I don't gotta explain shit. They hold hands at one point.Bookmarked by daveiry
30 Apr 2026
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DAVE: yeah well
DAVE: next time you go pointing fingers about xenophobic porn addictions
DAVE: just remember that theres three pointing back at you- Language:
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30 Apr 2026
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Two Knights, One Quadrant: A Kismetic Alien Dong Rodeo by saccharomyces_cerevisibae
Fandoms: Homestuck
14 Nov 2017
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“I mean, uh, i-if you really wanted to, or if you felt like having some kind of, of, kismetic alien dong rodeo, that might be on the list of things that I would be, be, on board. With.”
Alternian title: In which Dave manages to piss Karkat off enough to cause him to flip black, and then promptly gets his brains fucked out.
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26 Apr 2026
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There aren't all that many safe routes off Alternia for a mutant, but signing on to the Imperial Gladiatorial League has worked out pretty fucking well for Karkat Vantas. Turns out trolls all across the universe will pay out the nose for a chance to see The Hotblood bleed red.
Earth is just the next stop in Karkat's never-ending arena circuit, and the Strider Brothers are just another pair of opponents. And getting up close and personal with alien anatomy is just another perk of touring.
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15 Feb 2026
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“You’re sure about this?” Karkat found himself asking for, perhaps, the hundredth time in the last ten minutes.
He felt like a broken record, asking the same question over and over just so that he could be sure. So that he knew he wasn’t pushing to far. Being too forward somehow.
Below him, Dave blew out an annoyed-sounding sigh from where his head was pillowed on his arms.
“Karkat, I swear on everything you hold dear, if you ask me if I’m sure one more goddamned time, I am going to scream.”
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15 Dec 2025
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Dave Strider, 30, has a problem: His formerly comfortable life in New Alternia Hills has been slowly uprooted over the past three years. His sister, Rose, moved away and left him her old house three months ago. After what feels like a lifetime of trying to find a new friend group, he breaks down and lets his ridiculously wealthy twin pay for some convoluted "rent-a-friend" scheme.
Karkat Vantas, 25, needs $20,000 to pay off his student loans, and he thinks he's found a (mostly) painless way to do it. All he has to do is avoid falling for his (admittedly pretty hot) employer.
Clearly, nothing can go wrong here.
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- Part 1 of why is everyone demanding money from me?
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15 Dec 2025
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It takes a village to help Karkat Vantas, the troll least suitable to being a rainbow drinker, acquire one (1) thrall to feed from. Problem is, Karkat doesn't really like anyone enough to enthrall them.
Totally unrelated to that in every way, Karkat is saddled with a truly embarrassing crush on his next door neighbor, the working musician that Karkat spends most of his nights listening to through their shared wall.
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09 Dec 2025
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PWP AU Where John Is A Prankster But His Prank Lands Him In VoyeurLand.
Written for Fesh, who asked "can you write me a fic where Dave is having sex with Karkat, and John catches them doing it? If you can, add hints of JohnDave too, please?"
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01 Dec 2025
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kinktober 2025 - day 27 - stomach bulge
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karkat liked to ignore his problems. usually, they just kind of ceased to be problems. but he cant ignore this one, and the only person karkat trusts to handle it is dave.
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- Part 10 of kinktober 2025
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25 Nov 2025
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"The point," Karkat says, balling up the cape and tossing it over one shoulder, "is that I'm curious as fuck about your horrific alien biology, but you never take off any clothes, or let me see anything, really."
"Oh, man," Dave groans. "There's nothing to see, jesus."
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17 Nov 2025
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Two Characters Encounter Alternate Versions of Themselves Doing Things and Then Proceed to Build up Amounts of UST Before Getting Over Themselves and Getting Their Acts Together. by Lispet
Fandoms: Homestuck, MS Paint Adventures
25 Sep 2014
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Instead of taking the bait, you store your sickles in your specibus and punch him instead. He catches that too, and forces you back against the table, knocking your book clean off the top, and pressing you into it fiercely. His sword is away too. Fucking how is this your life?
The next thing you know, his knee is between your thighs, pressing against your sheathe and nook, and you have a mouthful of Strider, pulling your hair. Your bulge tries to wriggle out, but the pressure over the sheathe is too much, and it's nearly painful but a humiliating pain and it's so perfect you moan and chitter into Dave's mouth, and he bites your lip.
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10 Nov 2025
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“Holy shit,” you whisper. Dave joins you at the window.
There are no stars left in the sky. Nothing but blackness and a faint soap bubble sheen.
“Is that a dream bubble?” Dave says.
And then it swallows you.
Update: Now with a VERY NSFW illustration by Renaris.
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29 Sep 2025
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[MANHUA] Every day means every day - colorized version by Haruka_Forever
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 Jun 2023
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This unofficial chapter was posted in black and white by the manhua artist of MDZS on her twitter account (@maotuanxjj) last year. It takes place in the middle of the chapter 256 of the official manhua, after the Guanyin Temple events.
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This version is the one our team colorized, but I'll also post on AO3 the original black and white version.Bookmarked by daveiry
11 Mar 2025
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“I’m aware you already signed the informed consent contract, but I’m required to reiterate the basic tenets: I, Doctor Veritas Ratio, am participating as a third-party proctor for Herta Space Station, administering the observation of your physiological response to further the development of experimental medicine. Do you understand the risks involved partaking in this study and wish to continue?”
Aventurine pressed his lips into a tight, unreadable smile. “Sure. You always know how I feel about a good gamble.”
Aventurine has an ‘adverse’ response to an experimental drug.
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01 Feb 2025
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Obligatory hole in a wall sex by manthatsadude
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
07 Oct 2022
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Cyno is tasked with gathering his own ascension material
Al Haitham is asked to join him, but he has other plans
that may or may not help Cyno in the long runbad summary but give it a go, plenty of Cytham to go around folks
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04 Sep 2024
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A collection of explicit Haino smut
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04 Sep 2024
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find the cure in that which burns by alicura
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
04 Aug 2024
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“Lunch time?” Sunday asks.
Aventurine exhales. “I usually go around one,” he lies.
“That’s not true,” Sunday says. He’s wearing that smug smile of his, the one that Aventurine always wants to smack clean off his face. The urge is no less now, and Aventurine has to dig his nails into his palm behind his back to stay his hand. “You always go at noon.”
Lacking direction and a vision for his future, Aventurine finds respite from thinking about all that by playing a bizarre game of Sunday's making. Of course he knows what he's getting into. It's just that Sunday really pushes the limits of common decency sometimes. Through all of it, Ratio is his stoic advisor, as he ever is to Aventurine's bullshit.
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01 Aug 2024