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O Thanagor by darkdesiderata
Fandoms: Rooster Teeth/Achievement Hunter RPF, Red Dragon Inn (Board Game)
15 Feb 2020
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Keet the Adventurer is famous and handsome and wants to stay that way. Deirdre the High Priestess just wants his candles. Torglesnarf never wants to sign paperwork again. And will anyone ever really know what Gerki wants?
Red Dragon Inn AU
Keet the Adventurer = Trevor
Deirdre the High Priestess = Geoff
Torglesnarf Duncleton = Jeremy
The Lich King = Ryan
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RTX Australia 2019 by darkdesiderata
Fandoms: Rooster Teeth/Achievement Hunter RPF, The Weekly Planet Podcast
07 Apr 2019
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Prompt: "Easter porn crossover Achievement Hunter x the Weekly Planet"
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I'll Be The Last One (In Your Corner) by a_wrinkle_in_truth
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
08 Apr 2026
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When Alastor gets to his apartment he hurries to his bathroom mirror and strips his shirt off to toss it carelessly back on the floor. He examines himself in the mirror, turning his back and twisting his hips around. When Alastor looks down at his own skin, his soft cock and the tangle of his curls, his body is unblemished - unchanged by what he and Lucifer have just done. Some part of him finds that rather loathsome.
When he wakes up in the morning, how will he know that any of it was real?
TLDR; Alastor has complicated feelings about his sexuality. He enlists the help of local business owner Lucifer to help him figure it out.
*This work is a revamp of If You Don't Let Go (Then I Won't Let Go)
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15 Apr 2026
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Alastor is not a man who makes mistakes. That’s what he prides himself on most, never dropping a liquor bottle, never leaving a trace at a crime scene. Being neat, precise, collected.
Until Lucifer sits down at his bar.
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17 Mar 2026
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Alastor is bored. Lucifer is lonely. Together they make a terribly unwise combination. One night of drinking has them considering a ridiculous flight of fancy.
They wouldn't ever be friends, and lovers seemed overly sentimental, but they could be drinking buddies.
A series of oneshots exploring Alastor and Lucifer's relationship progression through drinking, sex, and snark, each one a character study of peculiarities and vulnerabilities centered around the theme of a different beverage.
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05 Mar 2026
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The Family You Choose (is better?) by number1trashenthusiast
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
12 Apr 2026
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Lilith has returned. She has all the cards in her hands and Alastor's invisible leash wrapped around her perfect fingers - but no one who has played poker with Alastor would suggest counting him out before the game is over.
Alastor has faced some of the greatest evils that have ever existed - has stood firm in back alleys against overlords stronger than him, has several times dodged exorcist spears and even divine guitars.
He is NOT going to be defeated by a fucking HOTEL ROOM and the desperate housewife from HELL.
Alternative summary: Alastor spends a sizeable amount of time locked in single combat with a hotel room door, Vaggie grows as a person, Lucifer Morningstar is Very Concerned that his ex-wife and current-whatever may be getting along too well, Charlie spends a lot of time being confused, Frederick von Eldrich comes out of retirement with style, the Archangel Michael develops a headache, and Vox attempts to de-bug his conscience.
There are also copious musical references for no good reason whatsoever.
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- Part 2 of The Friends that Ruin You
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- English
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24 Feb 2026
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Alastor can admit, in the silence of his own head as he walks away from the first official overlord meeting since the Extermination Day that Wasn’t, that Charlie MIGHT have been right. He probably should have stayed home.
Not that he’d tell the girl that under pain of torture - that kind of hand-wringing and fretting wasn’t the sort of thing that should be encouraged in anyone, least of all the Princess of Hell.
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- Part 1 of The Friends that Ruin You
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22 Feb 2026