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    The queer NHL players (begrudgingly) unite via group chats in the face of social media scandals.

    These stories take place on a (slightly loose) chronological timeline and make the most sense when read in order. However, they're all independent stories/scandals and can be read as standalones.

    All stories take place post TLG and include spoilers for the books.

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    29 Jun 2026

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    hollanov fics but we talk about bottom prep a bunch <3 yay <3

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    29 Jun 2026

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    A series of separated one-shots exploring Shane and Ilya's relationship through kink. Mostly canon compliant, but not exactly all of them the same universe.

    for the road ahead: callback to las vegas night, during the cottage. discussions of subdrop.

    it waits for you in the shadows: situationship era, domdrop because of undernegotiated kink (+choking).

    on behalf of the good dark: aftercare, using sex to reassure your boyfriends, undernegotiated talks of cnc.

    as if light were protective: home invasion cnc roleplay. slight domdrop.

    nothing but a one-man cult: lost scene during the beginning of 2016. ball-gags, rimming, undernegotiated kink, undercommunicated situationship.

    do it for the algorithm: switch ilya, ilya in lingerie, descontruction of masculinity and internalized homophobia when confronted with something you want to do but can't.

    and i ask, how high?: free use ilya heavy on sub top ilya, objectification and subspace

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    29 Jun 2026

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    “I’ve…seen you around campus and it’s good to finally meet you. Like, properly.” He fumbled over the words, his tongue feeling thick and heavy and entirely too big for his mouth. Whether it was from the weed or the nerves from Ilya's presence, Shane couldn't tell.

    “I’ve seen you, too.” Ilya grabbed the cigarette from behind his ear, bringing it to his mouth before lighting it.

    “Really?” He watched as Ilya took a long inhale from the cigarette. Shane wanted to say something in that moment, something about how mixing alcohol, weed, and nicotine was probably a bad idea, but the words died in his throat as Ilya blew out smoke from the corner of his mouth and grinned at him. He looked so fucking good.

    Da, Shane Hollander.” Shane fought back a shiver as his name fell from Ilya’s lips. He loved how Ilya’s voice had wrapped around the vowels, long drawn out and quiet. He wanted to hear it again and again.

    or, Shane Hollander has had a crush on Ilya Rozanov from afar for the past three years. They finally meet at a party.

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    09 Jun 2026

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    Ilya is not going to steal Shane Hollander's dog. That would be illegal. And wrong. And someone would probably find out and make Ilya give him back.

    So. Not stealing.

    But there is nothing wrong with giving Chernysh all the pats and treats that he deserves, is there?

    Nothing wrong with encouraging Chernysh to spend more and more time at Ilya's house until he doesn't even remember who Hollander is.

    Because Hollander is stupid and boring and does not deserve a dog as good as Chernysh. No, he doesn't, does he? Because Chernysh is the best boy in the whole world, yes he is.

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    22 May 2026