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The Rules of Mixing Business and Pleasure by culinarydorks
Fandoms: 食戟のソーマ | Food Wars! Shokugeki no Soma
30 Apr 2026
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Shinomiya Kojirou’s been wandering in a world where there is no direction and no kindred soul that cares to understand him. The snow-peaked summit of haute cuisine is a lonely place, and he’s been so cold for so long that he’s forgotten what the sun feels like. Where did he go wrong? What happened to the little boy whose heart used to thrum at the prospect of setting foot into the kitchen? He presses a hand against his chest in search of a heartbeat; his phone buzzes in his pocket and he remembers that business is calling.
Yukihira Souma’s chest is wide open, exposing a tortured heart within an alabaster ribcage. His beating heart was irreparably broken when the land sharks stripped him of the building that comprised his family’s legacy: Yukihira Diner. He’s been bleeding out for the past three years, and the only thing that will stem the bleeding is a helping hand — or say, an olive branch — back into the culinary industry.
As the brilliant canvas of daylight fades to a soft, dusky midnight blue, Yukihira finds an olive branch awaiting him at SHINO’s Tokyo. But even on the innocuous bark of an olive branch, there’s ‘Terms and Conditions’ to adhere to, lest he inadvertently mix business with pleasure…
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and hope was scattered all over like a bunch of flowers by culinarydorks
Fandoms: 食戟のソーマ | Food Wars! Shokugeki no Soma
01 Mar 2026
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Flowers do sometimes bloom, even in the darkest places.
Or: a young boy's struggle and a young mother's salvation.
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The Woes of a Parisian Dom (Part 2) by culinarydorks
Fandoms: 食戟のソーマ | Food Wars! Shokugeki no Soma
14 Jan 2026
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Shinomiya’s finally done pretending he doesn’t have a heart, but it hasn’t made it any easier to cope with the pain of not having Yukihira with him.
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- Part 2 of The Rules: Bonus Content
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The Woes of a Parisian Dom (Part 1) by culinarydorks
Fandoms: 食戟のソーマ | Food Wars! Shokugeki no Soma
24 Dec 2025
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Shinomiya’s never been the sentimental type. Feelings are needless baggage, and for a guy who’s always on the move, it’s best to travel light.
He knows that, and yet, he can’t stop thinking about that goddamn dunce back in Tokyo…
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- Part 1 of The Rules: Bonus Content
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Ghost Reveries by culinarydorks
Fandoms: 思い出のマーニー | Omoide no Marnie | When Marnie Was There (2014)
08 Nov 2025
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Years after tragedy seeped into its walls and its floorboards, Anna returns to the decaying mansion that holds both her fondest memories and her deepest grief. Amidst the whispers of the dead and the weight of the tide, she learns that lost love never truly leaves.
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Not the Right Way by culinarydorks for Nelja
Fandoms: 思い出のマーニー | Omoide no Marnie | When Marnie Was There (2014)
08 Nov 2025
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Marnie will never come back again. Anna wants to understand why she was there in the first place. (She'd like to see her again, too.)
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- English
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- 848
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- Kudos:
- 12
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- 87
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If someone gave you a chance to get to the top, would you take it?
Most people — you included — would say yes. You’d take the chance and enjoy your peaceful journey to the top. Kageyama Tobio, however, isn’t like ‘most people’. He wouldn’t just take the chance. He’d snatch it, annihilate everything in his path and course through the chaos. His hands would burn with the smoke of imminent execution as he grabs his obstacles, throws them at his foes and continues to claw his way up to the top. He’s so close that he can taste it. So much blood on his hands, but he’s almost there.
Unfortunately, his enemies keep multiplying.
The number of allies on his side keep decreasing.
And, clearly, fate just doesn’t favour Kageyama anymore. Sure, he’d won the battle against the prison. But to win the war was an entirely different matter. That doesn’t deter him from grabbing the reins of his life and lashing out at all that surrounds him, propelling his upward ascent through sheer willpower and hell-conjured ingenuity. He’s spent way too much time polishing his crown to allow it to become tarnished and sodden with rust. That, and he sure as hell isn’t going to leave his empire to an amateur.
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- Part 2 of Haikyuu!! Behind Bars
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Azure Archers of Cerulean Crystal by culinarydorks
Fandoms: 食戟のソーマ | Food Wars! Shokugeki no Soma
31 May 2025
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In the laboratory, they were azure archers in cerulean crystal.
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Impeaching the President by culinarydorks
Fandoms: 食戟のソーマ | Food Wars! Shokugeki no Soma, Political RPF - US 21st c., Political RPF
20 Jan 2025
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Following the inauguration of the 47th President of the United States, Yukihira Souma is presented with the opportunity of a lifetime. As the former first seat of the Elite Ten at Tootsuki Culinary Academy, he is chosen to lead the preparation of a banquet for none other than Donald J. Trump himself. It doesn’t end the way he’s expecting it to, however…
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The Final Supper by culinarydorks
Fandoms: 食戟のソーマ | Food Wars! Shokugeki no Soma, Political RPF - US 21st c., Political RPF, 21st Century CE RPF
12 Dec 2024
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Luigi Mangione’s been on the run for a week. Those pigs at the NYPD aren’t letting up, and there’s only so much running he can do before he needs to sit down and rest — chronic back pain and all. He spots a quaint diner just up ahead: Yukihira Diner.
His late grandmother had always told him, “prima mangiamo, poi facciamo tutto il resto*”. As a true Italian, he’d always valued the importance of a good meal to see him through the day. And so, he decides to enter the diner, not realising that this would be his final supper before meeting his demise at the hands of the police.
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Where Do Fallen Angels Go When They Die? by culinarydorks
Fandoms: 龍が如く | Ryuu ga Gotoku | Yakuza (Video Games)
07 Dec 2024
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Oda wanders around in the boring, plain light of the afterlife, having watched his life flash before his eyes. He remembers the darkness he grew up around, the unforgiving criminal underbelly of Sotenbori that forged him into the devil’s spawn he was.
He also remembers Tachibana. An angel dressed in devil’s clothing.
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Shinomiya's trying not to sound bitter about Megumi.
He's failing. Miserably.
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- Part 13 of SHINO's Tokyo: The Bloopers
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“So, you’re telling me that a tweet saying ‘Love it when Shinomiya buries his schlong so deep inside of me that not even King Arthur would be able to pull it out’ is ‘mildly suggestive’? Souma. Come on. How can you type that out and think ‘alright, this is prime internet content’?”
“How can you not think it’s prime internet content?”
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Shinomiya and Yukihira reflect on lots of different things: what it's like growing up gay in a society where 'gay' isn't really talked about; the ideal vacation spot for two men who had entirely opposite weather preferences and what they'd look like if they swapped wardrobe.
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- Part 12 of SHINO's Tokyo: The Bloopers
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In the aftermath of destroying one of the world's most established culinary empires, Shinomiya is on a quest to learn how to become a better person post-alcoholism.
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- Part 11 of SHINO's Tokyo: The Bloopers
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Takumi, being the nosy gossip he is, decides to pull Shinomiya to one side for a little chat.
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- Part 10 of SHINO's Tokyo: The Bloopers
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Summertime at Shinjuku Gyoen by culinarydorks
Fandoms: 食戟のソーマ | Food Wars! Shokugeki no Soma
03 Nov 2024
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On a warm summer day in Shinjuku Gyoen National Park, Shinomiya finds himself fighting a war on two fronts against his boyfriend and his best friend.
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- Part 9 of SHINO's Tokyo: The Bloopers
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 449
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 18
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- 239
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Shinomiya and his mother, Junko, have a heart-to-heart about his abusive father.
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- Part 8 of SHINO's Tokyo: The Bloopers
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- English
- Words:
- 865
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
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- 70
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Shinomiya reveals the true reason why he stopped playing the guitar.
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- Part 7 of SHINO's Tokyo: The Bloopers
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 594
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
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- 64
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After a night of heavy drinking, Shinomiya is struggling to piece the events of his life back together.
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- Part 6 of SHINO's Tokyo: The Bloopers
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,857
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 2
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Bull's Eye: Killer Edition by culinarydorks
Fandoms: 食戟のソーマ | Food Wars! Shokugeki no Soma
24 Oct 2024
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Shinomiya finds himself playing darts with the unpredictable Lila Al-Fasih in her pretty pink patisserie maison. After getting bored of thrashing him back-to-back, she invents a "fun" darts game called 'Killer'.
Somehow, he doesn't think it's going to end well for him.
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- Part 5 of SHINO's Tokyo: The Bloopers