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Today is a particularly momentous Saturday.
Because Nicholas Piberius Wilde was going to tell Judith Laverne Hopps that he is completely and irrevocably in love with her. Or at least, he’d try—because the fear of risking it all can be just as strong as his love for her.
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Just Nick Wilde in an introspection about his feelings and relationship with the brilliant and stunning Judy Hopps.
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01 Feb 2026
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Together, they must infiltrate a frozen criminal empire, maintain their "perfect marriage" cover, survive one (1) bed, and absolutely not fall in love.
Too bad they're already doomed on all four counts.
“Undercover operation: Married Couple.” He felt the words before him be processed. A weird, unexpected fluttery heat gathered up in his ribs – a strange, nervous itching tickle that was there and gone in a blink, but utterly unmistakable. Marriage? Us?
In Tundratown, Nick and Judy uncover a web of money laundering, interspecies conspiracies, and the deadly Unity Serum. Their bond is tested in ways neither expected. Trust, love, and survival hang by a single thread.
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- Part 1 of Zootopia AUs
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17 Jan 2026
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A Christmas Eve White Elephant exchange at the precinct goes predictably off the rails when gifts are stolen, rules are bent, and feelings surface where they weren't supposed to. Between scarves, snow globes, and quiet moments after the laughter fades, Nick and Judy find something softer than tradition—and far harder to give back. [Post-Zootopia 2]
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11 Jan 2026
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Try Everything by BirdOfHermes
Fandom Disney Theatrical Animated Universe, Zootopia (Disney Movies)
10 Apr 2026
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Like falling in love with your own partner. This is my Zootopia Wilde Hopps collection.
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30 Dec 2025
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I Have Made A Huge Mistake, And Here's How You Can Make It Your Problem, Too
I have made a mistake. Without going too deeply into the details, as I do not want this mistake to go viral or get out among people I know, I can say here: my best friends are getting married in less than three weeks, and their guest list has mistakenly listed me as bringing a plus one.
I do not have a plus one.
This is where you come in, reader: I need to find someone, preferably in their mid-20s to early-30s, to come with me on a week-long wedding vacation and pretend to be my partner. I do not care what you do for a job. I do not care what you look like. We'll dance, we'll drink, we'll probably call an ambulance when all my friends fall down a mountain. It'll be great.
Do not fuck with me on this. Please.
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or: kei would rather die than go to hinata and kageyama's wedding alone. what’s a man to do but hire a hapless fool to be his boyfriend for a week?
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- Part 1 of the world will follow after
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02 May 2025