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It was only supposed to be a mother-daughter holiday. But Rose Weasley is her mother's daughter, and her best friend happens to be Scorpius Malfoy.
“You need to come now,” Hermione whispered. “I think I may be an accessory to kidnapping Draco Malfoy’s son.”
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Rose Weasley and Scorpius Malfoy are on a mission to set up their parents. What better time to parent-trap them together than the week-long Christmas Holiday Hermione has been planning for three months?Series
- Part 1 of Mission T.I.T.S and Other Mischiefs
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14 Jul 2026
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“Then stop coming here,” she said, crossing her arms.
“Believe me, Granger,” he said quietly, “I’ve tried.”
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Hermione Granger is a competent, decorated, entirely-put-together healer who absolutely does not have feelings for Draco Malfoy. She has simply noticed, in a purely clinical capacity, that he keeps turning up at her hospital. Repeatedly. With increasingly creative injuries.
Draco Malfoy is a competent, decorated, entirely-put-together Auror who absolutely does not have feelings for Hermione Granger. He has simply run out of reasons to accidentally be in her vicinity and has recently resorted to letters.
Neither of them is handling this well.
Featuring: one medically questionable sandwich, a poisoning with truly baffling toxicology results, four unsent letters, two insufferable Slytherins who consider themselves uninvolved, one ill-timed trip to America, and a years-long slow burn so thoroughly in denial it practically qualifies as a clinical case study.
Hermione leaves before it becomes a problem.
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10 Jul 2026
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“I wanted dinner. With someone who wouldn’t— who doesn’t—”
“Talk?” he offered.
She huffed a laugh. “Think. Much. Loudly. In my vicinity.”
A pause, wry and weightless. “I can be remarkably stupid on request.”
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Hermione Granger’s latest experiment in the Department of Mysteries goes, technically speaking, catastrophically tits-up. The result? She can suddenly hear everyone’s thoughts. It’s a nightmare.
Except Draco Malfoy’s.
Around him, the world goes silent — blissfully, impossibly silent.
So she clings to him for relief; he pretends he’s not quietly losing his mind over her; the Brains in jars judge them both; and feelings start happening without anyone’s permission.
Magical neuroscience, catastrophic intimacy, and one very besotted Auror who never stood a chance.- Language:
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10 Jul 2026
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After completing his education and moving back to Britain, Draco is assigned to be Hermione Granger's intern to fulfill his Wizengamot mandated year of service to the Ministry of Magic, a unique form of torture for reasons he's desperately tried to keep secret for years.
Despite her initial misgivings over her new assignee, Draco Malfoy is nothing like the boy who used to bully Hermione in school. Before long, he proves himself to be someone she can constantly depend upon, leading her to question what she'll do when his year is complete.
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- Part 1 of The Rite
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05 Jul 2026
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“And, as it’ll be Hallowe’en,” Theo had added, voice dropping to a pitch Draco instantly distrusted, “the theme is trick or treat. Meaning that what you get might be nice–” He brought a fist up to his mouth, tongue poking into his cheek as he pumped his fist suggestively. “–or, not so nice.”
When Theo elected not to pantomime the second option, Draco had raised a cautious brow. “And? What’s not so nice, then?”
The answer had nearly had him withdrawing his assent except that…well, Draco was bored.
That was the only reason he went along with it.
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Or, Theo and Draco patronize a magical gloryhole for a little game of trick or treat.
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01 Jul 2026