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Charon's hair was mussed, eyes half lidded, squinting with mirth, and her cheeks were rosy from laughter. Stars above, Pluto loved his wife.
tl;dr: pluto loves his wife
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classifiedcosmic’s AU explanation!!
feat: tons of headcanons, interpretations, etc. !
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SHELLINGTON'S JOURNAL by classifiedcosmic
Fandoms: The Octonauts (Cartoon), Grow a Garden (Roblox), Roblox (Video Game)
02 Sep 2025
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TW: ABUSE OF CAPS LOCK
SHELLINGTON IS EXHAUSTED. TUCKS IN VEGIMALS. RETURNS TO LAB. TRIES TO CLEAN. FAILS. HEARS SOMETHING. GOES TO HQ. ESSENTIALLY PASSES OUT. READ TO FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS NEXT.
CRACKFIC
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running, rambling, and a shit ton of pining for lack of a better title by classifiedcosmic
Fandoms: SolarBalls (Web Series)
01 Sep 2025
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Luna twirled his hair and tugged. Ever since everyone came back to the solar system, things were settling down into a new normal.
Yet, he couldn’t help but worry. When would the next life altering event happen? What if he wasn’t ready for the next thing to happen?
Luna currently was running around the asteroid belt. Practicing to move faster. What if Earth left again?
Luna shut his eyes as the thoughts began swirling around his mind. He didn’t even realize that anyone else was in the Kuiper Belt, until he felt someone use their gravity to stop him.
tl;dr: tuna fic in which both ramble and overthink because they’re IDIOTS. BOTH OF THEM. oh and pining.
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Halimede was smiling, Neso noted, with his crooked, sharp teeth on full display. And Halimede laughed. It was maniacal and crazy, and Neso could see the tears in his eyes.
“We’re finally going to move on! We’re leaving this Solar System!” He proclaimed. "Neptune is taking us to that star over there! We can finally be warm again! Oh, how I wish Triton were still here to see this!”
Halimede was pulling at his locks, a crazed expression. A hush fell over them at the mention of their big brother. It had been billions of years, yet no one could say that they were completely over his death. Galatea scooped him up, their face solemn, and Halimede sobbed into their shoulder.
or: The Neptunian Moons, 7 billion years in the future.
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Electro-Charged, and related fics.
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hot girl summer (and other struggles) by radishhqueen
Fandoms: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types
01 Aug 2023
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April O'Neil's junior year of college is up, and she is determined to have a fun and sexy summer where her life's at risk no more than twice a month. She just didn't think it would be so hard.
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Cassandra Jones is feeling the pressure. Raph just got a girlfriend, and now April is talking about dating too. She's just trying to keep up with her peers, but as per usual, she's eating their dust.
(April and Casey match on a dating app. Somehow this doesn't make things easier.)
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- Part 7 of mean teen fighting machines
Bookmarked by classifiedcosmic
07 Jun 2026
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URANIUM by Spilledinkpot
Fandoms: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018)
06 Apr 2026
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When Donnie shows up uninvited, drags her on questionable scientific excursions, Kendra has to decide whether she’s more exasperated… or secretly thrilled.
Bookmarked by classifiedcosmic
07 Apr 2026
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PEAK ALERT CANON ACCURATE KENDRATELLO ALERT
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“You’re—” He stepped forward even as he spoke, and Uranus’s eyes widened. “—already appearing in my dreams?”
Huh? This was his dream.
X's mouth twitched up in one corner.
He was already close enough if Uranus lifted a hand he could have touched him. He wanted to more than he’d ever admit to anyone.
Or; X has left the Solar System. Uranus finds himself sharing dreams with him.
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17 Mar 2026
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Mar'i Grayson meets her father's side of her family for the first time. It's Bruce's annual memorial for his departed parents, so the whole bat clan is there to welcome the newest addition to their family. Mar'i experiences a lot of firsts. Bruce Wayne experiences a couple too.
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- Part 6 of My DCU
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07 Oct 2025
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The man just started skating again like it was nothing, circling the entire rink—and Uranus found he couldn’t look away, entirely forgetting that he was even skating himself. He tracked him around the ice, his eyes wide; and then suddenly the man was skating towards him, arms crossed over his chest.
“Hey,” he called out, “Take a picture. It’ll last longer!”
Oh. He’d noticed him watching.
…For how long?
Or; Uranus takes up ice skating and meets Erebus—a professional ice skater who seems more interested in him than Uranus thought one could be.
Bookmarked by classifiedcosmic
24 Jul 2025
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OH MY GOODNESS ICE SKATING ICE GIANTS
OH MY GOODNESS