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Lando Norris is a cupid, which mostly means two things:
1. He has a yearly matchmaking quota.
2. He is profoundly tired of humanity.After surviving the statistical nightmare that was getting Max Verstappen and Charles Leclerc together, Lando earns five blissful years off duty.
Unfortunately, those five years are over, his reserve is critically low, and he needs one massive assignment before his powers burn out completely.
Then he meets Oscar Piastri.Projected Match Difficulty: 10,000 points.
Oscar is immune to every romantic push, every engineered meet-cute, every carefully calculated compatibility test Lando throws at him.
Which was rude, honestly, but still manageable.
The real problem is that Oscar seems weirdly, catastrophically interested in Lando specifically.
Lando had planned for many possible outcomes. This was not one of them.
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- Part 7 of Landoscar Anthology
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08 Jun 2026
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Alcohol can't possibly explain the violent sensation of heat that rushes through her like a bush fire either. If only she were drunk, she could say that's why her voice sounds so troubled when she berates him.
“What are you trying to do, Lando?” she asks, shaking her head.
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Or, Oscar doesn't want to be one of Lando's groupies, but also she's just a girl
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04 May 2026
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Maybe Lando does think about Oscar’s long nails, quite a lot.
“How do you finger yourself with nails this long?” Charles asks, giggling as Oscar’s eyes widen, her cheeks turning red immediately. “Doesn’t it hurt?”
Oh. He’s never thought about them in that way, though.
Or, Lando overhears Oscar telling Charles that masturbating with long nails can be painful, and he offers to help.
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04 May 2026
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It was supposed to be casual.
But somewhere between late nights, race weekends, and moments they weren’t meant to have, Lando Norris starts wanting more—and Oscar Piastri can’t seem to stay away.
Now they’re stuck somewhere in between rivals, teammates-not-teammates, and something dangerously close to real.
And neither of them knows how to stop.
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19 Apr 2026
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In Formula 1, everything is measured in tenths. Wins. Losses. Mistakes. The space between holding on and losing control.
Lando Norris and Oscar Piastri know exactly how thin that margin is.
On track, they are teammates, rivals, and the two strongest weapons McLaren has in a title fight that demands everything from them. Off track, they are something far more dangerous: unfinished, unspoken, and already too deep in something neither of them knows how to survive cleanly.
What begins as reckless chemistry becomes impossible to contain once it starts meaning more than either of them wants to admit. Because wanting is one thing. Letting it change you is another. And in a sport built on control, precision, and public image, there is no room for the kind of feelings that throw everything off balance.
But distance doesn’t fix it. Winning doesn’t drown it out. And every race weekend forces them back into the same rooms, the same silences, the same impossible choice between protecting themselves and giving in.
Because when everything is measured in tenths, it doesn’t take much to ruin a life.
Or fall in love.
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- Part 1 of Measured in Tenths
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13 Apr 2026