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  1. Public Bookmark 3

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    Ava wants to try something brand new.

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    07 Oct 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 59

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    You think Kirsh is fascinating.

    He reciprocates.

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    17 Sep 2025

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    “You need an orgasm.”

    That was absolutely the last thing she’d thought Draco Malfoy would ever say to her. Did he even consider her a sexual creature? How interesting. But regardless, his advice was useless because orgasms weren’t something she had ready access to.

    “Excellent advice.” She turned a corner suddenly and quickly trotted up the steps. He barely faltered, keeping up with her seamlessly, uncowed by her unwelcoming tone.

    “That sounded sarcastic.”

    “Ten points to Slytherin,” she said, even more sarcastically, and then winced when she remembered that, as Head Girl, she actually had the authority to grant them and would probably see an additional ten emeralds in their vessel at dinner.

    Bugger.

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    Or where Hermione has never had an orgasm and Draco cannot abide.

    (This has turned into a full-on sexploration with romance as the plot, and is my ode to sex, good communication, and all my favorite tropes)

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    05 Jul 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 33

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    If someone were to ask why River holds room in his heart for Spider, he might say something half true like, “I’ve known him a long time.” Or “we grew up together.” Or maybe even a straight up lie like, “he hasn’t always been like this.”

    It probably lies in the same reasoning as to why he humiliates himself for Lamb’s approval, or why he feels the closest to Louisa when she’s pissed at him. He’s some sort of masochist. He didn’t get enough attention as a kid. He has a humiliation fetish. Whatever the reason, River feels a terrible overwhelming sense of fondness for Spider. How awful.

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    21 Jun 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 48

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    Giles, Buffy and a little poetry. Sexy poetry. The kind a Watcher might not be supposed to read to his Slayer.

    (Buffy is a senior in this; no minors here, if that's not your thing.)

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    25 May 2025