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    “Can’t hang out tonight, Hayd. I have plans.”

    “Bullshit,” Hayden responds. “You never have plans.”

    Objectively, this used to be true. Nowadays Shane has many, many plans, between his nightly plans to look at Ilya’s penis through Skype and his various long-term plans laid out helpfully in his notebook, Canva (For Ilya’s sake. He is a visual learner), and more recently, Excel. Shane loves that excel sheet. He’s colour coded it.

     

    In 2017, Shane Hollander spirals and proposes to his boyfriend of 4 days (or 7 years, or 9 years, or not his boyfriend at all, depending on how you look at it), which leads to a lot of plans, weird theories in the Montreal Voyageur locker room, some Twitter drama, and Ilya Rozanov entering his WAG era.

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    22 May 2026

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    ILYA:
    No one is allowed to question the bride on her wedding day!! You just do what I say!!

    TROY:
    How is that different from literally every other day?

    Or: it's Hollanov wedding day!

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    18 May 2026

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    A long slow-burn story about Mickey and Ian finding their way back to each other after the end of Season 7.

    After the border they both believe it's the end of their story. For Mickey it means trying to find a way to live now that his dream from prison has been lost. For Ian it means trying to get his life back on what he believed to be the right track. For both of them it means heartache and loss.

    "The truth is simple no matter how many times he tries to deny it. He loves Ian Gallagher. He will always love Ian Gallagher. He will never give up on Ian Gallagher"

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    06 May 2023

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    After an encounter in a coffee shop with the rudest man he's ever met, Louis hopes the city is just big enough that he'll never bump into him again. When he spots that man at a bar the following evening, a plan begins to form. They both need dates for their respective Christmas parties and decide to use each other for their own benefit. They'll help one another through the holidays and then 'break it off' on New Year's, then agree to never see each other again. Developing feelings was not part of the plan.

    Or, an enemies to lovers fake dating advent fic.

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    28 Dec 2022

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    Draco didn't want to leave his home and denounce the Malfoy family name. But with the threat of the Dark Lord's rise at the end of Fourth Year, he had no choice in the matter. With the help of his mother and father, Draco takes on the name of his godfather, Black, and starts to live as a Neutral Party.

    But how neutral can one really be with the threat of war?

    . . .

    "We have an emergency!" Potter bellowed, walking into the clock tower and stopping when he noticed Theodore. "Okay... maybe not a big emergency. What the fuck happened to you Nott?"

    Theo, who was lying down on the floor, staring up at the stars and legs resting on the edge of the parapet, shifted so he could look at Potter properly.

    "Fuck you, I'm grieving."

    Potter turned to Draco who shrugged and continued to cut out more articles about the disappearances of certain muggleborns.

    Merlin, when had their lives got so depressing?

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    22 Sep 2022