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    This is the only warning Lan Wangji gets before his entire life flashes before his eyes. Wei Wuxian is grinding on him. Hard. There's absolutely no way that he can't feel how hard Lan Wangji is right now as his ass keeps pressing against him to the dulcet sound of Fifty Cent telling him to "put his back into it."

    "Eyy, get it, Wuxian!" Another firefighter pops Lan Wangji's bubble, interrupting their private moment. "I didn't know you swung that way!"

    "Xing-ge, sto-oop!" Wei Ying laughs at the man as he turns around in Lan Wangji's arms. "You know I'm straight!"

    Lan Wangji's blood immediately runs cold. What.

    "Just because not everyone is secure enough in their sexuality to throw ass alongside such a fine specimen of man doesn't make me gay. I'm secure in my own masculinity, you should try it sometime, man!"

    Lan Wangji feels like his entire world is imploding in front of his eyes. This man — this man, who threw himself at Lan Wangji so desperately, who exhibited all the symptoms of being a classic brat, who exuded such intense "bottom" energy — is straight.

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    26 Jun 2026

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    Wei Ying peers up at him through dark eyelashes. Huddled in his oversized hoodie, he looks rather like a lost puppy. A nasty bloodsucking puppy, Lan Zhan reminds himself.

    “I need help,” Wei Ying says. “I need somebody to explain all this shit to me because all I’ve got to go on are a bunch of B-movies. So you, Van Helsing, are the best option I’ve got.”


    Protecting the city from supernatural menaces is a burden, but field agent Lan Zhan has always borne that burden without complaint. Then one night, he meets Wei Ying, a vampire in need of rescue. A very pretty, very pathetic vampire. Lan Zhan will mentor this ridiculous vampire, but he is absolutely going to complain about it.

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    19 Jun 2026

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    "Hi, I'm Wei Wuxian. I'm a Career Omega and this is my fourth season on the show. I like spicy food, archery and alphas who are funny. Or maybe I don't, I haven't rolled over for one yet." On-screen, Wei Wuxian winks at the audience laughter.

    Hot or Knot is the world's most popular reality TV show. Part dating show, part survival show, Hot or Knot is everyone's guilty pleasure - and Wei Wuxian is a fan favourite.

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    The Love Island/Hunger Games reality dating tv show A/B/O au

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    15 Jun 2026

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    After thirteen years spent believing Wei Wuxian was dead, Lan Wangji isn't going to let a minor detail like Wei Ying is a fugitive from the law come between them.

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    14 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 13

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    Bowing farewell, Xichen attempts to mount his sword…

    And face-plants.

    Fuck.

    "Oh, shi— Are you okay?" As if Xichen hasn't been sufficiently humiliated, the Nie Sect leader, who just so happens to be one of the most attractive men Xichen has ever encountered, rushes to his side, helpfully offering a hand.

    Xichen wants to die. His face feels hot, and the handsome face peering down at him in concern is a bit blurry around the edges. What a way to make a first impression.

    Taking the offered hand, Xichen attempts to dust off his robes as he stands. There's a splotch of mud that can't be wiped away, and it's kind of shaped like one of the bunnies back at home. This, for some reason, strikes Xichen as incredibly funny, and he can't suppress the bubble of laughter that escapes him, followed by a hiccup.

    "Lan-zongzhu…" Nie-zongzhu's brow furrows. "Are you drunk?"

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    14 Jun 2026