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You’re Too Sweet by GollumIsMySpiritAnimal
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
21 May 2026
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Wade doesn’t “<3” NY. In fact, he hates New York. It smells like shit, the sewer rats are the ones who really run things, and Jay Z was only partially right; it’s a concrete jungle where dreams are made of, except there’s nothing you can do.
So after Weasel, Domino, and pretty much the entirety of Sister Margaret’s decided to relocate to an old bankrupt Blockbuster Video on Manhattan’s east side, Wade almost didn’t go with them. Except he absolutely did, because he likes paychecks. It’s totally not because he’s pathetically lonely and would miss his friends. His negative opinion of New York is proven to be 42069% accurate when, within a month of moving, he’s kidnapped by a new off-brand Weapon X group that immediately puts a microchip in his skull to control him.
There is one good thing about New York, though, and he's snarky, wears unfairly tight red and blue spandex, and lives rent-free in Wade's head. Unfortunately, 'Temu' Weapon X wants their brand-new microchipped immortal murder slave to find Spider-Man's identity and all of his weaknesses.
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27 Jan 2026
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against your plastic heart by mahbecks
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
20 Jul 2025
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“Don’t be a dick. I’m just trying to figure out how to say it without freaking you out.”
Suguru snorts. “I’d be a lot less freaked out if you just came out and said it.”
“Would you, though?”
He bites back a sigh, his eyes momentarily flicking up to the ceiling. “Manami.”
“Suguru,” she spits back.
“What, is the guy fucking yakuza or something?”
Silence. Dead fucking silence.
Suguru’s gaze jerks back down to Manami, who is very pointedly twirling a strand of her pink hair around a finger as she studies the nail polish on her other hand. It’s both painfully disinterested and absolutely forced, and Suguru chokes out a sound that is somewhere between a gasp and a groan.
“Manami,” he asks. “Did you book me to tattoo a fucking gangster?”
Or, Suguru Geto gets hired to do a very specific tattoo, is inducted into the Japanese mafia, and gets himself a very strange murder boyfriend, in that order.
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27 May 2025
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If I had a heart (like real people do) by catorus (mithruns)
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
16 May 2025
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The siren rolled its eyes, a smile playing on its lips as it grasped Geto's wrist with wet hands. "I'm not afraid. You won't kill me."
“How do you know? I could solve all my problems by killing you right now.”
The siren's eyes sparkled unnaturally. "You look more like you want to devour me. Not in the way I'd like to devour you."
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Captain Geto Suguru finds a siren, and the siren finds its heart.
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19 May 2025
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A Drink Before the War by Ian_Snout
Fandoms: The Song of Achilles - Madeline Miller, The Iliad - Homer
25 Apr 2026
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My name is Patroclus Menoitiades. Although, whether you consider my blood or my heart, I carry two names: Menoitiades and Pelides alike. I am the son of two fathers. Both were kings and sons of kings. The first was given to me. The second I found. During this life, and in place of what I was given at birth, I found myself a family.
In the beginning, there was Automedon and Briseis. The first was born on Skyros, son of a man who ruled the isle. The second was born in Troy, and was ruled by all. Then came Paris and Helen, both home wherever the other was.
But first, before all of them… There was my therapon. I never found the words to describe what he meant to me in common terms. My love, my brother, my friend? I don't think I ever will. He was half of my soul, as the poets say.
My name is Patroclus Menoitiades. I have more fathers than most and missed a mother every day of my life. I was born in Opus in 1984... I shall probably not die there.Bookmarked by buggeater
21 Feb 2025
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“I’m sorry to be the one to tell you this,” Jack says in a tone that conveys exactly how sorry he is, which is not at all. “But your boyfriend’s a fucking loser.”
Or: Rhys is in a relationship. Jack doesn’t necessarily see that as an obstacle.
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27 Nov 2024