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Trust Me by thegirlwhorunswithwolves
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
04 Jul 2026
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The school installs a wellness whiteboard. He tells you to drink water. You will not be drinking water. You were going to drink water, but he told you to, so now you won't.
This applies to everything. Sandwiches. Shoes. Sitting down. Coming to bed. Especially coming to bed.
He has a PhD and the patience of a man who has been doing the math on you for months. You have a spice rack you alphabetized for no reason and a stray cat named Rocky.
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The sequel to Make Me
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- Part 2 of The Ryland Grace to Brat Tamer Pipeline
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06 Jul 2026
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Make Me by thegirlwhorunswithwolves
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
09 Jun 2026
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Ryland Grace is a middle school science teacher who has, by your reasonable estimate, never once clocked a flirtation in his entire life. He explains photosynthesis by analogy. He bikes to school. He wears science pun t-shirts.
You have been winding him up for eight months. You have been doing it for the love of the game. You have been getting away with everything. Then he figures it out.
And it turns out he is significantly better at handling a brat than you had budgeted for.
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- Part 1 of The Ryland Grace to Brat Tamer Pipeline
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05 Jul 2026
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Safety First by lonelyhourglass47
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
27 Apr 2026
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“Golly,” he says, and you catch the wince that paralyzes his face for a split second at his silly wording. “Do you really think that after all this time, I’m not absolutely dying to touch you?”
His lips fit perfectly with yours. His beard rasps against your chin and his nose bumps your cheek, and his bangs (if you can call them that) tickle your forehead, but this is how you want it. His kisses are so darn tender, his lips so smooth. His hand lands warm on your thigh, and when you shift to urge his fingertips toward your hip, he breaks the kiss with a soft pop and his eyes flit back and forth between each of yours.
“Are you,” he asks almost in slow motion, “wearing any clothes under my sweater?”
Your lips bloom into a smile. You shake your head.
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05 Jul 2026
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“Hold on,” Robin interrupts. “Hold on, is this— are you, like. Do you know what masochism is?”
“I know I act like it sometimes, Robin, but I’m not actually fucking twelve,” Steve says.
OR: Eddie has a black hanky in his back pocket.
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20 Aug 2022
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A series of Evanstan ficlets based on the prompt list 'ways to say I love you'.
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12 Dec 2017