boycoffin
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Fandoms: Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game), Dragon Age - All Media Types
22 Nov 2024
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Davrin thought of a thousand things he could have said, after the fact. He thought of clever rejoinders and flirtatious backtalk and all manner of excellent lines, but all that he could say, all that he longed to say from a bone-deep conviction that banished any doubt, was merely this:
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Well, here we are again.
Reader, you may understandably be asking yourself, hasn't this guy put me through enough?, and you would have a point, there. I have put you through an awful lot, for the sake of if not my vanity, then at least to be able to point the curious (you among them, it seems) towards an establishment selling fine books. And then I told you to go around the back, where they keep the Truly Terrible Three-Volume Books that you read alone in the bath with the door shut.
And while the Randy Dowager may not give this one quite as many scarves (who's to say, hasn't yet gone to press), it's got non-neckwear-fluttering qualities that you may find diverting, such as...
More action! More adventure! Mysteries, mayhem, and murder! (well, maybe not fully murder, but 'attempted' threw off the alliteration, which wounds me)
Imminently hitting the back side of the stands—with as much haste as is possible to muster when unraveling this massive tangle of events, about which I have more to say than is perhaps necessary or indeed even asked for—is another doozy from Yours Truly...
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- Part 4 of Verse & Volleyverse
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An easily-searchable, chronological compendium of all poems and correspondence exchanged throughout the course of Verse & Volley, which will come in handy when reading the upcoming sequel.
(This will make no sense whatsoever if you haven't read V&V, and will doubtless provide the unfamiliar with more consternation than entertainment—unless you solely want to skim around for the horny material. Also note that there will be some repetition, as poems that took place within the context of letters are also listed in the poetry appendices.)
note: i forgot rich text chunks in a bunch of unnecessary line breaks if you copy/paste from an actual chapter; these will be fixed when i have the opportunity!
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- Part 5 of Verse & Volleyverse
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marry me home by boycoffin for gleamingandwholeanddeadly (something_safe)
Fandoms: Hannibal (TV)
01 Apr 2019
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The internet is full of fascinating, terrible suggestions for how to solve your problems. Will finds himself behind on too many payments to count, and makes an unusual deal. Honestly, this guy seems pretty normal—save for his interest in Will, of course. And statistically speaking, you're more likely to be eaten by a shark than marry a serial killer by mistake.
What's the worst that could happen?
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'Tell me what happens if you deviate from my wishes.'
'Rebellion is repaid.' There was a smile in his voice. Knowledge. He had said it so many times.(audio links updated 4/17/23)
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A contrapuntal poem about Anders and Justice, inspired by the scene in which they (almost) murder Ella.
Bookmarked by boycoffin
29 Jun 2026
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do you like my dress? it's got pockets by megasaurus
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age (Video Games)
02 Jul 2026
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9:19 Dragon – Varric Tethras loses his virginity to a pretty dwarf girl at the bar.
9:41 Dragon - The consequence walks through the gates of Skyhold.
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In my childish fantasies, I used to dream of being the Champion; going places, meeting people, loving them and being loved in return, never discarded nor kicked nor beaten; love, in perpetuity, the likes of which a girl under the heavy and forceful hand of a mother could not begin to dream of, because she could not dream at all.
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aka, the fic where varric has a daughter that he didn't know about until five minutes ago.
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- Part 1 of Isana Tethras
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23 Mar 2026
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There are some great quick-and-dirty guides to HTML on A03. This is not one of them - it is a comprehensive guide
It's now 2025, a decade later. A03 supports some new HTML and and we're all walking around reading fic on supercomputers that fit in a jean pocket. It was time to update.
The previous three chapters have been divided into smaller concepts. Each tag continues to have - at a minimum - a link to the w3schools page about it (so you can learn more), a code example, and the result of the code example. Most tags have their attributes, things like [src] or [title], listed and examples of how using the attributes modify the tags.
There's a chapter on Bad Ideas, including how some of the archive's default CSS is available to you to format your work (users can't turn that off by hiding a workskin!)
Oh. And I added a bunny army. You could learn how to add one too.
/)/) /)/) /)/) (..) (..) (..) *( ) *( ) *( )
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- Part 19 of AO3 Work Skins/Tutorials
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Bookmarked by boycoffin
27 Mar 2022
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The war is over; Harry has buried himself in the tedium of a job, Draco has lost himself in stale vengeance. When Harry loses his memory, Draco steps in to tell him an alternate version of their lives. There are lies and then there are truths that only look like lies.
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Bookmarked by boycoffin
12 Nov 2018
Bookmarker's Notes
i read this back in the day and it really changed how i write and how i think about character dynamics. glad it's still out there. thank you, ivy.
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Fenris accepts a little help from Anders to deal with the painful side-effects of his lyrium brands. Fenris isn't Anders' favorite person in the world, but he just can't turn down an opportunity to do good.